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Sean Keeley
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 +10Posted on Oct 30th, 2012 | re: Baby's Best Halloween (12 comments)

“Get away from her, you DAD!”

 +16Posted on Oct 9th, 2012 | re: That's Your E-Cigarette Spokesman: Stephen Dorff (26 comments)

Fixed.

 +12Posted on Sep 17th, 2012 | re: The Revolution Drinking Game (48 comments)

Drink every time someone drops a brand reference to describe something because 15 years into a post-apocalyptic world you’re still brand-loyal.

Where’s Pussy Riot when you need them?

Oh…right.

I take thee to be my lawful wedded Wife, to have and to hold from this day forward, for worse, for poorer, in sickness, till my accidental death pretending to be dead do part.

The One Who Nosh(es)

 +2Posted on Aug 22nd, 2012 | re: That's Your 55-Year-Old Karaoke Emcee DJ: Diamond Dave (14 comments)

And now every time Walter dons the Heisenberg hat, I’ll picture him singing Baby Got Back. Thanks for that.

 +18Posted on Aug 1st, 2012 | re: Journalistic Think Piece: Is Shrek Real? (47 comments)

Using Kirk Cameron logic, a banana is made to fit in an ogre’s hands. Ergo, ogres exist.

 +6Posted on Jul 16th, 2012 | re: The 2012 Gathering Of The Juggalos Infomercial (50 comments)

I don’t know what’s more disappointing. That Boondox will be not participating in this year’s Gathering or that I know who Boondox is and realized he was absent.

 +3Posted on Jun 25th, 2012 | re: Science: It's A Girl Thing! (32 comments)

Are we sure this isn’t an ad for Schmitts Girl?

 +11Posted on May 2nd, 2012 | re: An Oral History Of Friends (30 comments)

What a missed product placement opportunity for Bing Travel.

 +5Posted on Apr 24th, 2012 | re: Downton Abbey S02E02: Edith Drives A Plow Now (13 comments)

So Thomas doesn’t touch wood but his hand still ends up disfigured? That doesn’t add up.

 +3Posted on Apr 17th, 2012 | re: Oh, Sure, SCREAMING BLACKFACE VAGINAL MUTLIATION CAKE, Right, No, Yeah (33 comments)

I didn’t realize Top Chef Just Desserts was on Starz this year…

 +14Posted on Apr 5th, 2012 | re: A Friendly Chat With Gabe And Kelly: Remakes, Reboots, And Sequels (61 comments)

Kelly, TO BED, for we blog at eight-thirty…ish.

 +13Posted on Apr 5th, 2012 | re: A Friendly Chat With Gabe And Kelly: Remakes, Reboots, And Sequels (61 comments)

Kelly hates The Trip? That’s all I needed to know. #TeamGabe

 +5Posted on Mar 30th, 2012 | re: A Street Performer And His Two Nice Friends (13 comments)

Wake up, you guys. He’s doing the job of three American street performers and for less money. This is why we fight.

 +5Posted on Mar 29th, 2012 | re: The Official Song Of The Summer, 2012: The Stack Boys "Snapbacks" (36 comments)

Things take a weird turn in the final :30. I kept waiting for the guy behind the camera to offer up wine coolers.

 +8Posted on Mar 28th, 2012 | re: Here Are Some Afternoon Links! (14 comments)

Sex advice from Bob Odenkirk?

No thank you.

 +2Posted on Mar 28th, 2012 | re: Here Are Some Afternoon Links! (14 comments)

Sex advice from Bob Odenkirk?

No thank you.

 +2Posted on Mar 22nd, 2012 | re: A New Take For Shepard Fairey's 1984 Movie Adaptation (21 comments)

What if 1984 took place in 1985?

 +7Posted on Mar 20th, 2012 | re: The Videogum Why Don't YOU Caption It? Contest: All The Chuckies (62 comments)

Why can’t Carl wander THERE?

 +5Posted on Mar 1st, 2012 | re: Best New Party Game: Tyler Perry Movie Titles (105 comments)

Incredibly Close And Extremely Loud (two cops named Close & Loud who play by their own set of rules, no matter what the commissioner says).

 +2Posted on Dec 22nd, 2011 | re: Best New Party Game 61: Passive-Aggressive Movie Titles (145 comments)

Waiting For Guffman. Still.

 +2Posted on Nov 21st, 2011 | re: The Walking Dead S02E01: One Child Left Behind (84 comments)

and also once the herd has moved through assume that was all the zombies for that day and stop doing lookout.