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 0Posted on Feb 1st | re: This Week In Comedy Open Thread (38 comments)

Wow it’s really not cool to leak the best parts of a script before it airs. I hope you’re prosecuted for this.

 +7Posted on Sep 26th, 2013 | re: Vince Gilligan’s Next Series Is Coming To CBS (49 comments)

One of the refreshing things about the mostly-clichĂ©d “Life” was that both detectives were loose cannons.

 0Posted on Aug 6th, 2013 | re: Congratulations To The New Doctor White-Guy, Peter Capaldi! (96 comments)

Pilots a time-traveling Xbox.

 0Posted on Jun 25th, 2012 | re: The Dan Harmon And Community Morning News Round-Up! (37 comments)

For one, the tone would be less “LOL marginalized people!”

 0Posted on Jun 25th, 2012 | re: The Story Behind Twin Peaks Is Pretty Interesting! (71 comments)

My dad rented us “My Life as a Dog”. Figured it was like “All Dogs Go to Heaven”.

 +7Posted on Jun 18th, 2012 | re: Is That All There Is? (29 comments)

I was super scared! Even though I knew Gabe would never do that to us!

 +8Posted on Jun 8th, 2012 | re: Sometimes The Worst Thing That Could Ever Happen DOES Happen (48 comments)

“That glass just cracked! Let’s REMAIN IN THE ROOM.”

 +1Posted on Apr 21st, 2012 | re: Do We Really Have To Talk About "Hot Problems"? (18 comments)

Shit, “Girls” really went downhill since the pilot.

 +1Posted on Apr 16th, 2012 | re: Talking About Girls, Finally (81 comments)

I saw about five seconds of the preview before we switched off the TV and I immediately got that impression and I hope I was right. Am I the worst for imagining that particular style of mockumentary could be as much a genre as “The Office”‘s style became? Halfway between Gervais and West-Wing-era Sorkin?

 +16Posted on Aug 18th, 2011 | re: Child Actors Are Not People! (48 comments)

She’s got four more years before we can blame her and not Mom for the “God did it” shit.

 0Posted on Jul 26th, 2011 | re: The Tuesday Morning Matchy-Matchy Twinzies "Lazy Song" Dance (27 comments)

Hey “my ironic mustache,” whatcha think, S2E14?

 +4Posted on Jul 26th, 2011 | re: The Tuesday Morning Matchy-Matchy Twinzies "Lazy Song" Dance (27 comments)

Heh, that’s kinda cuOH GOD IT MOVED

 0Posted on Jul 23rd, 2011 | re: "There Are 352 Feet In A Yard" Is OUR Generation's Self-Potato (31 comments)

Too soon to be too soon!

 +1Posted on Apr 12th, 2011 | re: Ashton Kutcher's New Anti-Child Slavery PSA Campaign Is Insane (86 comments)

But he went home barebacking an aircraft.

 +1Posted on Apr 12th, 2011 | re: Ashton Kutcher's New Anti-Child Slavery PSA Campaign Is Insane (86 comments)

So how much does it cost to be the random celeb called out by the hot girl at the end? Is it extra if you, like Pete Cashmore, are a tech blog publisher and not actually a celeb? Is there some sort of certification process? In a pinch, could I use it as legal evidence in my defense?