Oh shoot. I liked this movie. A LOT. But the post was funny as hell, so there you go.

I just feel bad that you had to come to San Diego and this is what you got stuck doing. Seriously, this town rules. We have strip clubs that are so hard core Marines can’t handle them. Like honest to god, battle-weary, war torn Marines who cave in one night under the extreme boobage. But no you got stuck at the Convention Center in Hall H with a bunch of coked-out publicists and nerds who think being “coked-out” means running out of soda.. I’m so sorry dude.

“So which one of you had to sexily wash Michael Bay’s car to get this role?”