my boss picks at his cuticles and clips his nails at our staff meetings AND NOBODY SAYS OR DOES ANYTHING ABOUT IT and i constantly feel like i’m taking crazy pills ’cause that shit is not. right.

i will never not heartily upvote a sacremende reference. #rulestoliveby #hashtagstoliveby

well i’ve got egg on my face. or as the downton folk would say, figgy pudding on my lorry.

is this the episode where there’s that awesome continuous shot of downton being a convalescent home and it goes outside the house and inside the house and through all the rooms and people are walking around and lady sybill is nursing it up and it’s just a really cool shot and how did they even do that without a dolly because it goes up steps and there’s no track and i just don’t understand it? because i liked that shot, you guys.

if i checked you out on a good day, chances are i let you get away with your coupon mis-step. if i checked you out on a bad day, there is no WAY you were getting that discount. fond memories.