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 +1Posted on May 4th, 2012 | re: Mad Men: Joan Isn't Just Like Everybody Else (62 comments)

I like that they comment on these obvious facets of the character’s personalities/looks. It always seemed a bit unrealistic to me that nobody (except for Joan in first season, I guess) really commented much on how good looking Don was. Obviously the women he slept with thought he was attractive, but attractiveness is one of those things that people talk about even if they’re not trying to sleep with you. It’s kind of cool to see people in the office, especially the male-types, go “Yep, Don Draper, you know, the good looking guy.”

 +2Posted on Apr 10th, 2012 | re: Don Draper Is Not Tony Soprano (89 comments)

I think that’s what’s interesting about the dream–we don’t know for sure exactly what part was a dream and what wasn’t. What actually happened is ambiguous. She might have visited the apartment, hell, she might have even come BACK to sleep with him . . . all we know for sure is that he didn’t kill her and stuff her under the bed. It makes it a little bit of a Chekhov’s gun situation, because if she did come to the apartment at all (even the first time), then we know she’s a little bit cray-cray, and might continue pursuing Don even after being rebuffed. Will she show up again or won’t she? It all depends on how much of that sequence was actually a dream.

 +9Posted on Feb 21st, 2012 | re: Downton Abbey S01E01: All's Bates That Ends Bates (97 comments)

AHHHHHHH I’M SO IN LOVE WITH THIS POST! Kelly, I want you to watch the rest of them NOW so I can know what you think about the other stuff that’s going to happen!

 -1Posted on Feb 17th, 2012 | re: Purity Bear Is Purity Back (59 comments)

A higher success rate at what?

 +35Posted on Jan 4th, 2012 | re: A Friendly Chat With Gabe And Kelly: Bridesmaids 2 Without Kristen Wiig?! (46 comments)

“The Leprechaun then creates an illusion that fools Ian into believing that Bridget is asking him to kiss her breasts, while in actuality, they are a pair of lawnmower blades that start up after Ian shoves his face into them, ripping his face to shreds.”

Because, of course.

 +35Posted on Dec 30th, 2011 | re: The Best People Of 2011 (51 comments)

What about

 0Posted on Dec 14th, 2011 | re: The Petting Zoo: The Week's Top 10 Animal Videos (33 comments)

I have started looking forward to this on Wednesdays SO much. And I usually only watch the short videos, or about 30-40 seconds of the longer ones, but I watched the entire slow loris video. It was very meditative.

“Dime, Sandra? Si? Si?” and Maude and Knox laugh like hyenas. In Spanish.

 0Posted on Dec 5th, 2011 | re: Just A Little Pre-Afternoon Pick-Me-Up (21 comments)

It’s really hard to tell if he’s a midget or not, cause all the other guys are the same height. Are they normal size? Is he? What’s happening?

 +1Posted on Nov 28th, 2011 | re: Katherine Chloe Cahoon Has Done It Again (23 comments)

Her shirt looks like something my overweight aunt would wear to church on Easter.

 +6Posted on Nov 28th, 2011 | re: Yogurt Baby Needs More Yogurt (19 comments)

This was EXACTLY as funny as I wanted it to be. Sometimes kid videos disappoint, you know? Not this guy. He knows what sells. (Yogurt!)

 0Posted on Nov 28th, 2011 | re: This Is Just A VERY Good Kiss (35 comments)

When I was three and all I ever watched was Sesame Street (my choice) and soap operas (mom’s choice), this is EXACTLY what I thought kissing was like.

 +3Posted on Nov 23rd, 2011 | re: Best New Party Game 60: Thanksgiving Movies! (133 comments)

Fight Club.

 +6Posted on Nov 23rd, 2011 | re: Best New Party Game 60: Thanksgiving Movies! (133 comments)

Ha! I’m imagining this right now. (it’s good!)

 +1Posted on Nov 23rd, 2011 | re: Portal Bedroom Is The Best Bedroom (38 comments)

Is this kid’s name Vector? Because if so, that is awesome.

 +2Posted on Nov 23rd, 2011 | re: Gobblerz (14 comments)

Yes, that thing is JUST like candy, in all the ways that something can be like candy.

 +1Posted on Nov 22nd, 2011 | re: WILL AN "R-RATED" SEX SCENE MAKE THE TWILIGHT: BREAKING DAWN DVD?!!??!! (16 comments)

MORE THRUSTING!

 +13Posted on Nov 22nd, 2011 | re: Dating Advice For Jason Segel (38 comments)

AAAAND, once you get to the bedroom and sweep all the puppets off the bed (making sure their faces are turned away, duh) and lay down on the bed with her, getting ready for some intimate times, you should definitely make your penis do a little dance and make up a voice and character for it, too.

 -1Posted on Nov 22nd, 2011 | re: WILL AN "R-RATED" SEX SCENE MAKE THE TWILIGHT: BREAKING DAWN DVD?!!??!! (16 comments)

Ha!!!! Thrusting. This post and thread=so much thrusting. It’s a funny word. I’m tired.

My favorite thing about Marcel is his snarkiness. It sneaks up on you.

 +2Posted on Nov 17th, 2011 | re: The Prophecy Was True! Pure Evil Unleashed Upon Us All! (20 comments)

Elizabeth Hurley made evil sexy. This baby makes evil cute.

 0Posted on Nov 16th, 2011 | re: The Petting Zoo: The Week's Top 10 Animal Videos (25 comments)

Everytime I lose my faith in animals, Wednesday rolls around and I remember that animals are the greatest.

 +11Posted on Nov 16th, 2011 | re: A Friendly Chat With Gabe And Kelly: Lifetime's Casey Anthony Movie (36 comments)

I have fake agreements with the world all the time, Kelly. And the world is ALWAYS reneging.

 +22Posted on Nov 16th, 2011 | re: Oh, Politichicks (70 comments)

I like how their intro/logo has a lip-print at the end . . . cause ladies be lovin’ LIPSTICK!