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The new Bennet bro’s are gonna be SUCH womeeeeen.
OMG you guys, is Gabe gonna get a buzzcut?
Mike feeding the chickens: <3
12. Pretend you’re Bruce Willis in 6th Sense, and the invisible person on the table, it’s actually the one who’s alive.
I’ll try again, ugh. “Guess I ate all of the chocolates of the box of what life is”.
“Guess I ate all of the chocolates of the box of what life was”.
He had a show on VH1 for a while, and we seem to be doing just fine. So, this, too, shall pass.
So you came off the other side as a Lana del Reyer? (:
Dude, you’re better off not knowing. She’s kinda the meh-worst.
The official song and acompanying youtube mashup gif, is gonna be sung by Lana del Rey, obviously.
I feel like we all as a people, are living the part of the movie where you start to find out that your church-going, charity-giving, fun-loving husband is also a creepy serial killer. You fooled us for a minute there, Ricky!
“It was like, emotional”. — Skinny Pete, the skinniest Best Man in the history of the world.
Why would you hate Bruce Willis? He saved you from slimy kids!
Why would Questlove be a guest on WWHL? That is the real crime here, people.
No 30 Rock? OMG.
Whatever, I still think it looks way better than the Stewart “reimaging”. UGH.
The Popeye them song will be “sung” by Pitbull feat. Lil’ Wayne, OBVS.
Also, a totally new character will wear a black a turtleneck, with a ‘beehive’ hairdo (it will be done very tastefully, don’t worry).
I know right? Just put some fuckin’ buns around that baby, and maybe we’ll talk.
Sometimes monsters live in Mexico I guess?
At least he didn’t went all Janet-Jackson-photo-homage on our asses this time.
Yes we did.
Seriously, is he on leave or something? What did I miss?
Um, where’s Gabe?
You can do that on TV now, remember “Sh*t my dad days”? Super successful and funny.