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“Fine by me”… I didn’t want to “bye” myself.

Fine bye me y’all.

 +4Posted on Jul 12th, 2013 | re: Sharknado Open Thread (26 comments)

That’s almost perfect, only a little tweak:

SHARKNADO: N2 DARKNESS.

 +1Posted on Jul 12th, 2013 | re: Sharknado Open Thread (26 comments)

That’s perfect, only a little tweak:

SHARKNADO: N2 DARKNESS.

 +3Posted on Dec 12th, 2012 | re: Remaking Pride And Prejudice, Forever And Ever (34 comments)

The new Bennet bro’s are gonna be SUCH womeeeeen.

 +6Posted on Aug 1st, 2012 | re: Journalistic Think Piece: Is Shrek Real? (47 comments)

OMG you guys, is Gabe gonna get a buzzcut?

 +18Posted on Jul 16th, 2012 | re: Breaking Bad S05E01: The Magnet Plan That Could Never Fail (89 comments)

Mike feeding the chickens: <3

 +5Posted on Apr 26th, 2012 | re: Tips For Solo Dining (72 comments)

12. Pretend you’re Bruce Willis in 6th Sense, and the invisible person on the table, it’s actually the one who’s alive.

 +3Posted on Mar 9th, 2012 | re: Friday Giveaway: Being Flynn Soundtrack & Book + Bose Earbuds! (53 comments)

I’ll try again, ugh. “Guess I ate all of the chocolates of the box of what life is”.

 +2Posted on Mar 9th, 2012 | re: Friday Giveaway: Being Flynn Soundtrack & Book + Bose Earbuds! (53 comments)

“Guess I ate all of the chocolates of the box of what life was”.

 +3Posted on Feb 29th, 2012 | re: Perez Hilton Blog Dot Com: The TV Show (47 comments)

He had a show on VH1 for a while, and we seem to be doing just fine. So, this, too, shall pass.

 0Posted on Feb 10th, 2012 | re: OUR Generation's Rebecca, 4 Real (51 comments)

So you came off the other side as a Lana del Reyer? (:

 +1Posted on Feb 10th, 2012 | re: OUR Generation's Rebecca, 4 Real (51 comments)

Dude, you’re better off not knowing. She’s kinda the meh-worst.

 +5Posted on Feb 10th, 2012 | re: OUR Generation's Rebecca, 4 Real (51 comments)

The official song and acompanying youtube mashup gif, is gonna be sung by Lana del Rey, obviously.

 +16Posted on Jan 11th, 2012 | re: Duh Aficionado Magazine: Ricky Gervais Is An Asshole (97 comments)

I feel like we all as a people, are living the part of the movie where you start to find out that your church-going, charity-giving, fun-loving husband is also a creepy serial killer. You fooled us for a minute there, Ricky!

 +9Posted on Jan 10th, 2012 | re: Aaron Paul Got Engaged: A Goodbye (37 comments)

“It was like, emotional”. — Skinny Pete, the skinniest Best Man in the history of the world.

 +4Posted on Jan 10th, 2012 | re: An Open Letter To Tina Fey Re: Bonding With The Roots (44 comments)

Why would you hate Bruce Willis? He saved you from slimy kids!

 +5Posted on Jan 10th, 2012 | re: An Open Letter To Tina Fey Re: Bonding With The Roots (44 comments)

Why would Questlove be a guest on WWHL? That is the real crime here, people.

 +4Posted on Dec 15th, 2011 | re: The Gummy Awards: Your Favorite TV Shows Of 2011 (90 comments)

No 30 Rock? OMG.

 +2Posted on Nov 23rd, 2011 | re: Please Leave Your Pro Mirror, Mirror Comments In The Comments (82 comments)

Whatever, I still think it looks way better than the Stewart “reimaging”. UGH.

 0Posted on Nov 3rd, 2011 | re: How Psyched Are You For The 3D Popeye Movie? (19 comments)

*theme song.

 +3Posted on Nov 3rd, 2011 | re: How Psyched Are You For The 3D Popeye Movie? (19 comments)

The Popeye them song will be “sung” by Pitbull feat. Lil’ Wayne, OBVS.

Also, a totally new character will wear a black a turtleneck, with a ‘beehive’ hairdo (it will be done very tastefully, don’t worry).

 +1Posted on Oct 29th, 2011 | re: Methinks The Michael Moore Doth Protest Too Much (77 comments)

I know right? Just put some fuckin’ buns around that baby, and maybe we’ll talk.

 +5Posted on Oct 24th, 2011 | re: Can We Talk About How To Make It In America For A Second? (50 comments)

Sometimes monsters live in Mexico I guess?

 +3Posted on Oct 19th, 2011 | re: Ricky Gervais Has Gone Completely Off The Rails (94 comments)

At least he didn’t went all Janet-Jackson-photo-homage on our asses this time.