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 +6Posted on May 18th | re: Being Upset About Sports Is For Children (25 comments)

True dat. Some of the most fun I’ve ever had is watching playoff football at a local sports bar. Everyone goes nuts at the same time. It’s camaraderie with complete strangers.

 0Posted on May 17th | re: Upfronts Week Continues, Still! (37 comments)

Awesome! I was bummed when it disappeared. I was really into the characters.

 0Posted on May 17th | re: Upfronts Week Continues, Still! (37 comments)

I thought this show got cancelled a long time ago. I started watching it when it first came out, and then it disappeared. Wasn’t it originally on a different channel or something?

 +2Posted on May 16th | re: Uh-Oh, Nick Stahl Has Gone Missing (23 comments)

He’ll be back after he finds Hack Scudder. Tell management to be patient.

 0Posted on May 16th | re: It's Upfronts Time Again! (49 comments)

I admittedly haven’t watched any of the new season of HIMYM, but it seems like they abandoned the premise of the show a long time ago. It’s basically a slightly better version of Friends at this point. They need to introduce the mother at the beginning of the next season and wrap it up, or the “better version” part of that goes away.

 +8Posted on May 15th | re: It's Upfronts Time Again! (49 comments)

I love Mindy Kaling, so The Mindy Project is a must-see for me. Though apparently not for NBC.

 +8Posted on May 14th | re: Game Of Thrones Open Thread (142 comments)

And then she got annoyed with me for talking.

 +3Posted on May 14th | re: Game Of Thrones Open Thread (142 comments)

I actually said aloud to my girlfriend “why don’t they just cut out his tongue?”

 +8Posted on May 11th | re: Thursday Night TV Open Thread (92 comments)

Oh god. Thank god for DVR because I had to pause the show when this happened. I laughed for a solid minute at least.

 +14Posted on May 11th | re: Thursday Night TV Open Thread (92 comments)

Agreed.

Also, the scene where Paul Rudd asks Leslie how to vote was funny, but I also kind of wish they’d let that emotional moment breathe for a little while longer.

Top: Graduation
Bottom: Reunion

I’m going to assume that you’re not poking fun at people who say things like that. You can’t see it, but I’m rolling my eyes so hard at you right now.

And yes, there are still commercials. It just opens up a bit more content. I cancelled it after a month, because Netflix is a million times better.

They do have a flat monthly fee like Netflix. It’s called Hulu Plus.

 0Posted on Apr 26th | re: Will You Go See More Movies If You Can Live-Text Them? (43 comments)

Well, like I said, they’ll kick you out unless the event calls for talking or texting. They’ve got something for everyone!

 +1Posted on Apr 26th | re: Will You Go See More Movies If You Can Live-Text Them? (43 comments)

Adapting to rude behavior has never been my strong suit.

 +25Posted on Apr 26th | re: Tips For Solo Dining (71 comments)

Or you could just be of the mindset that it’s nobody’s goddamn business why you’re eating alone and just enjoy your meal?

 +11Posted on Apr 26th | re: Will You Go See More Movies If You Can Live-Text Them? (43 comments)

I live in Austin, where we have like 5 Alamo Drafthouse Theaters. As everyone knows, they have a very strict no talking/texting policy. You know why they’re the most popular theaters in town and why they’re making money hand over fist and expanding all over the country? Because they give you an ACTUAL EXPERIENCE. Instead of showing you shitty Coke commercials before the movie, they show you video clips or retro ads that are in some way related to the movie you came to see. It’s a restaurant where you can buy booze and decent food at your seat, and a server will bring it to you. They have events like Master Pancake Theatre where they do an MST3K thing to movies everybody hates, or quote-alongs with movies like The Big Lebowski, or Girlie Nights, or Terror Tuesdays.

And you know what? They kick your ass to the curb if you talk or text during a movie (unless of course the event calls for it). And everyone loves them for it.

 +6Posted on Apr 24th | re: Wait, Did We Talk About Veep Yet? (63 comments)

Agree to disagree

 +10Posted on Apr 24th | re: Wait, Did We Talk About Veep Yet? (63 comments)

I LOLed when that one dude, the “little shit” or whatever, freaked out about Tony Hale not being able to figure out the coffee machine. Very American. Very cursing.

 +4Posted on Apr 24th | re: Wait, Did We Talk About Veep Yet? (63 comments)

Thanks for validating my tastes, Gabe. All of my friends were being haters about this show because “it wasn’t as funny as they thought it was going to be.” Huh?

 +16Posted on Apr 23rd | re: Game Of Thrones Open Thread (111 comments)

Like, can someone just take a beheading for the team and kill that little shit Joffrey? I mean, they’d lose their head, but Joffrey would be dead, so…

Also, Tyrion. I love you.

And lots of WTFs on the smoke monster bit. Here’s another. WTF?

 +30Posted on Apr 19th | re: "Top Story About Pooping Pants At School" (41 comments)

 +1Posted on Apr 18th | re: Pat Robertson Rests His Case About Global Warming (65 comments)

Check that. Apparently climate change IS affecting those things in some way. Thanks, internet.

TMYK

 +2Posted on Apr 18th | re: Pat Robertson Rests His Case About Global Warming (65 comments)

You are correct. Tsunamis are caused by 1 of 4 things (or any combination of these, I’m sure):

Deformed plate boundaries that cause the water above the plates to be displaced, causing huge waves on the surface.

Earthquakes on the ocean floor

Landslides

Volcanic eruptions.

None of those have anything to do with climate change.