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 0Posted on Sep 17th, 2013 | re: Breaking Bad S05E14: "REALLY? REALLY?! TRY TO BREATHE?!" (244 comments)

I think the ricin is for his good buddy back at Gray Matter

 0Posted on Mar 28th, 2013 | re: Hey, Want To Write Some NBC Jokes For Jay Leno? (38 comments)

So, ummm, Easter’s coming up, big holiday, Easter. So the,uh, national clergyman’s association has been putting out a message that we should stop focusing so much on hunting for eggs and more on what Easter’s really about… big hats like Aretha Franklin’s at the inauguration. No, no, I’m kidding, they say we should talk less about painted eggs and more about the resurrection of Christ. Which, well, they knew he came back when they rolled away the stone in front of his tomb and found… NBC’s ratings in there. Heh, heh, they made me really famous and beyond rich and I’m just totally ungrateful is what I’m really trying to say. I mean NBC made me rich, not the national clergyman’s association. I’d never heard of them before this.

 +7Posted on Oct 16th, 2012 | re: The Videogum Why Don't YOU Caption It? Contest: Wolverine Gangnam Style (29 comments)

Is he North or South Wolverean?

 +3Posted on Mar 12th, 2012 | re: Hey, Did You Guys Watch Game Change? (40 comments)

I think it’s too soon to enjoy, but… it will stand as a record of what is was like when people watch it ten years from now on their… holodecks? Like, it’s too familiar now, but it’s good that it was made so close to the actual events, so it can retain a kind of authenticity. For the holodecks.

 +3Posted on Jan 30th, 2012 | re: A Girl Can Say Things Backwards, Which Is Certainly Something (36 comments)


 +14Posted on Dec 21st, 2011 | re: Best New Party Game 61: Passive-Aggressive Movie Titles (145 comments)

10 Things I Hate About You, But Keep Doing Them By All Means

 +4Posted on Oct 18th, 2011 | re: So, McDonald's TV Is A Real Thing (43 comments)

Grimace of Cakes

 0Posted on Oct 14th, 2011 | re: What Will Fred Durst's Catchphrase Be On His CBS Sitcom? (41 comments)

I’m in agreeance?

Cinderella’s got a big surprise waiting in – After The Ball

Eek! A man!

Pregnant Piven Pushes Pram Pre-Prize Premiere!

 +2Posted on Sep 2nd, 2011 | re: New Dialogue That Was NOT Added To The Star Wars Blu Ray (125 comments)

CGI? I hate the word, as I hate Coruscant, all Hammerheads and thee

 +2Posted on Aug 26th, 2011 | re: Friday Giveaway: iFrogz Headphones! (68 comments)

I’m going to wear them and read the True Blood recap out loud, and I won’t be able to hear myself!

You got MY upvote

The Germans are milking in the wrong place!!


Milk shot first

 +4Posted on Aug 17th, 2011 | re: The Actor In Gerard Depardieu Took Over On An Airplane (42 comments)

That’s how long it takes to bottle it.