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 +4Posted on Jan 21st, 2011 | re: Thursday Night TV Open Thread (153 comments)

Ohh, THAT’S what that was?

I was sitting there going, “What the fuck is this?” for, like, ten minutes. Then I went to make some soup.

#coolstorybro

 +7Posted on Nov 1st, 2010 | re: The Hunt For The Worst Movie Of All Time: (500) Days Of Summer (332 comments)

I wouldn’t say this movie was great or anything, but it WAS pretty fucking adorable. Or maybe it’s just that I find Zooey and JGL so adorable? I don’t know. I liked it, though. Quite a bit, actually.

However, I do see Gabe’s point about a lot of it, which leads me to believe that, yeah, JGL and Zooey were kinda the only reasons I liked it so much. Way to be shallow, self. :/

 +6Posted on Oct 13th, 2010 | re: Even Exciting Movie News Is Still Pretty Boring Roundup (29 comments)

I’m a little embarrassed to admit how ridiculously excited I am about Tom Hardy being cast in Nolan’s third batman movie…

 -6Posted on Sep 27th, 2010 | re: Saturday Night Live: Amy Poehler And Katy Perry (103 comments)

I’m pretty ashamed to admit it, but I kind of love Katy Perry. She’s no musical genius or anything, but her songs are catchy and I like catchy things! Plus, she’s adorable and seems genuinely friendly in all her interviews. (And, of course PRETTY FACE and GINORMOUS BOOBS).

 +15Posted on Sep 20th, 2010 | re: Dad Ruins Justin Bieber Video Just Like Dad Ruins Everything (65 comments)

At first, I had the video muted while it played and my iTunes was going, so for a while he was busting these moves to Belle & Sebastian.

Good Golly Gosh, I’ve been looking at this gif. for far longer than would be considered appropriate.

Christene O’Donnell would be so disappointed.

 0Posted on Sep 14th, 2010 | re: The Children Of Darfur Applaud Upcoming Time Warner Service Changes! (58 comments)

I know there is one in Baker, which happens to be not be too far away!

 +8Posted on Sep 14th, 2010 | re: Ask Conan O'Brien Questions: Videogum Everywhere Mission #7 (46 comments)

Do you want our wedding to be in the spring or the summer?

 +3Posted on Sep 14th, 2010 | re: The Children Of Darfur Applaud Upcoming Time Warner Service Changes! (58 comments)

Time Warner is still a thing? Here in Bakersfield it’s Brighthouse Networks now. (Yeah, I know, this comment is almost TOO interesting).

 +13Posted on Sep 14th, 2010 | re: One Lord Of The Rings Trilogy Blu Ray DVD Giveaway To Rule Them Ugh (221 comments)

You have my LOTR fan fiction writing skills. (Psyche! I don’t write LOTR fan fiction. I’m too busy writing Harry Potter fan fiction).

 +4Posted on Aug 29th, 2010 | re: The 2010 Jon Cryer Awards Open Thread (238 comments)

I’m not actually watching the Emmy’s, but I think I can pretend well enough:

Oh man, kudos to Jon Cryer for already winning 12 Emmys!

 +7Posted on Aug 26th, 2010 | re: Tony Danza Is A Teacher Liar (70 comments)

Awww, Little JGL! I approve of this comment. Because of that gif and because you are always hilarious.

 +9Posted on Aug 17th, 2010 | re: Duh Aficionado Magazine: Nerds Will Always Be Nerds (57 comments)

How lame is it that that was basically the first thing that came to mind when seeing that picture, before even reading the story? “But THAT’S NOT RIGHT, blah blah blah IN THE BOOK blah blah blah!” To be fair, though, I am very nearly still a child.

 +3Posted on Aug 16th, 2010 | re: The Videogum Movie Club: Scott Pilgrim Vs. The World (136 comments)

I agree! I thought the music was fantastic. I downloaded the soundtrack.

 +6Posted on Aug 16th, 2010 | re: The Videogum Movie Club: Scott Pilgrim Vs. The World (136 comments)

I think I liked Kieran Culkin best. He was perfect as Wallace!

 +6Posted on Aug 16th, 2010 | re: The Videogum Movie Club: Scott Pilgrim Vs. The World (136 comments)

I was super excited for this movie to come out, having read all the comics and everything; And it was so good! I am completely and nerdily enamored with it. It really was pretty faithful to the source material, so even the people I went with (who had never even heard of the comics) totally followed it and enjoyed it. Although they did leave out a little about Ramona’s and Scott’s respective pasts that kinda woulda made it easier to understand. Also, I don’t think there was a single miscast character in the entire movie. Everyone did a pretty excellent job. Maybe I am blinded by my love for the comics, but I just thought the entire thing was a blast! Maybe it’s because I am the key demographic for movies like this.

 +8Posted on Aug 11th, 2010 | re: Teenagers, You're Liking Music Wrong (225 comments)

“No.”- Someone who is currently a teenager.

 +4Posted on Aug 6th, 2010 | re: Megan Fox's Awkward Junior High School Yearbook Photo (63 comments)

And I started junior high in 2002! I feel like such a Muppet baby on this site, commenting with all the big kids!

 +6Posted on Aug 4th, 2010 | re: This Is Your Back Tattoo (76 comments)

Does this make my Dark Mark tattoo on my forearm less geeky by comparison?

 +2Posted on Aug 4th, 2010 | re: Full On Kenny Powers K-Swiss Ad All The Way (30 comments)

Would you believe I JUST started watching Eastbound and Down? Yeah, I know, guys. so late to the party.

 +24Posted on Aug 4th, 2010 | re: Look At This Fucking Eddie Munster Love Connection (131 comments)

I’m not gonna lie, he’s kind of required to wear that suit to our wedding.

 +55Posted on Aug 4th, 2010 | re: Look At This Fucking Eddie Munster Love Connection (131 comments)

I don’t understand why this didn’t work when I tried it on Joseph Gordon-Levitt. Maybe he’s just too busy picking out my engagement ring to answer my emails. Right, guys? Right??

 +16Posted on Jul 27th, 2010 | re: We All Win This Dance Battle (78 comments)

I don’t actually even have anything interesting and/or witty to add to this mix, I just wanted to take full advantage of the free wi-fi they have here at the Jury Services building. Free wi-fi! No one told me jury duty would be great.

But yeah, look at ‘em dancing there in that video! <— My attempt at staying on topic.

 0Posted on Jul 21st, 2010 | re: See You At Comic-Con 2010! (BONUS: BNPG) (1095 comments)

Aww, I am now way more disappointed that I can’t make it! I signed up to be a volunteer a year ago and now I can’t go because I don’t have a ride to San Diego. Grrrr!

 +15Posted on Jul 20th, 2010 | re: Lindsay Lohan Goes To Jail OR: Animals Dressed For Work (137 comments)

Oh, cool, what a nice picture I just posted! -_-