Yo Huck, I just read your FPoBA rewrite today and I gotta say, you deserve ZERO zings. I smiled the whole time while reading it, and when the last line came (“i.e. a balcony chair”) I laughed hard enough to produce a few tears. Thanks for that!
Deadwood is so so so very good. It would be incredibly worth it. Don’t waste another hour. Get on the Deadwood wagon train immediately.