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Serious question: why does Garfield hate Mondays? I never understood that part. It’s not like he has a job.

Barack: “You’re Bill Murray! Bill Groundhog-Day, Ghostbustin-ass-”
Bill: “Shut your fucking mouth.”

Behind the scenes of the next Major Lazer video

 0Posted on Nov 18th, 2011 | re: This Week In Movie Trailers, You Guys (82 comments)

Wait, so The Hunger Games is just white Battle Royale with flamboyant costumes and ridiculous facial hair?

 0Posted on Nov 11th, 2011 | re: Friday Giveaway: TimbrePro Earbuds (60 comments)

I can give you the sweet, smooth feel of wood in your ear for half the price.

Just kidding that would be pretty gross and also quite difficult to physically do

I’m just waiting for Jon Hamm and Mary Steenburgen to jump on the bandwagon.

 0Posted on Oct 25th, 2011 | re: The Walking Dead S02E02: Is There An Animal Doctor In The Farmhouse?! (83 comments)

“Haha. Right. You know how it is when you love to take methamphetamine and also ecstasy but you are worried that you might also get strep throat?”

This is why I love VGum.

 +2Posted on Oct 20th, 2011 | re: The Walking Dead S02E01: One Child Left Behind (84 comments)

I just want to erase the memory of this terrible show by going back and rereading all the (superb) comix from the start (please see note above if interested in my lunch money).

 +3Posted on Oct 20th, 2011 | re: The Walking Dead S02E01: One Child Left Behind (84 comments)

YES. I mean, if he’s supposed to be Tyreese from the comics (feel free to beat me up and take my lunch money) why not just call him Tyreese and avoid confusion? A more general question: why is it so impossible for TV writers to NOT give black men ludicrous nicknames?

 +2Posted on Oct 19th, 2011 | re: Alec Baldwin Visits Occupy Wall Street And Gets Put On Blast! (20 comments)

Is that a deliberate Laurel and Hardy reference? If so, why?

And that’s just their knees.

 +43Posted on Oct 10th, 2011 | re: Breaking Bad S04E13: Season Finale (218 comments)

More like…

 +5Posted on Oct 10th, 2011 | re: Hey, Let's Pool Our Money And Buy Qwikster (27 comments)

For some reason I lost it at “.biz”

I agree, I was also pretty creeped out by this shit

 0Posted on Sep 30th, 2011 | re: The Thing About Baby Tedster (33 comments)

Tedsticular Cancer

 +4Posted on Sep 26th, 2011 | re: Breaking Bad S04E11: Oh My Goodness (62 comments)

Next week, Gus kills Walt’s whole family, Walt becomes the Joker, Jesse becomes Batman. Bill Burr narrates. #iwish

I read this in Tyler, The Creator’s voice

 +3Posted on Aug 17th, 2011 | re: Best New Party Game 58: Bathroom Movies (131 comments)

Pisstery*

 0Posted on Aug 17th, 2011 | re: Best New Party Game 58: Bathroom Movies (131 comments)

Pooperman, Shatman, Peein’ Lantern. I’m done.

 +1Posted on Aug 17th, 2011 | re: Best New Party Game 58: Bathroom Movies (131 comments)

Upvoting as a proud Scot

 +1Posted on Aug 17th, 2011 | re: Best New Party Game 58: Bathroom Movies (131 comments)

Poolander

 +1Posted on Aug 17th, 2011 | re: Best New Party Game 58: Bathroom Movies (131 comments)

A Brown Fish Called Wanda

 +4Posted on Aug 17th, 2011 | re: Best New Party Game 58: Bathroom Movies (131 comments)

Turdminaturd 2: Fudgement Day

 +2Posted on Aug 17th, 2011 | re: The Actor In Gerard Depardieu Took Over On An Airplane (42 comments)

God bless IMDPee

 +1Posted on Aug 17th, 2011 | re: The Actor In Gerard Depardieu Took Over On An Airplane (42 comments)

Actually, “pisser” is “to piss”, and it is pronounced “pis-say”. I remember this because when I found out as an 11-year-old boy, I finally had something funnier to laugh at in French class than “oui oui”.