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 +2Posted on Sep 25th, 2012 | re: A Few Thoughts On Edwin P. Wilson Before The New Jaden Smith Music Video (23 comments)

wish i had thought of “i’m 14, i’ll be forgiven, so forget it”. 26 doesn’t have quite the same ring to it.

 0Posted on Sep 11th, 2012 | re: This Is Just A Normal Picture Of Jon Hamm (33 comments)

nice pun! double blow….penis picture….see what i’m getting at? sorry.

 0Posted on Sep 11th, 2012 | re: Jeremy Sisto's Titanic Screen Test (6 comments)

i was sure he would be testing for mr. billy zane’s character.

 +1Posted on Sep 11th, 2012 | re: You Are About To See A 5-Year-Old Playing Piano Very Well (12 comments)

…..shit.

 +4Posted on Sep 11th, 2012 | re: Reader Poll: Do You Agree With Nick Cassavetes About Incest? N/N? (68 comments)

i mean, The Dreamers is one thing, but that’s Bertolucci, and you KNOW when you see Bertolucci that it’s probably gonna be good, but it’s gonna be fucked up.

Nick C. has always been kind of full of shit, but you canNOT compare incest to gay marriage. like. fuck you, i don’t care if you were in Rosemary’s Baby or i had to learn about you in a jazz through film course in college.

 0Posted on Jul 17th, 2012 | re: Naming The Brand New Take On "Sleeping Beauty"! (42 comments)

dang, beat me to it.

 0Posted on Jul 16th, 2012 | re: The Worst Song Of The Summer, 2012 (27 comments)

besides this being so DEEPLY problematic for obvious reasons (women must have 6-pack abs to hang, while men just need to drink beer), there is just no way this is real. no one can get fucked up off six beers alone.

 0Posted on Sep 1st, 2011 | re: That's Your Coloring Book: 9/11 Coloring Book (49 comments)

i also really like that you can color a founding fathers’ blow-j session on the next page.

 +1Posted on Sep 1st, 2011 | re: That's Your Coloring Book: 9/11 Coloring Book (49 comments)

exactly. my kid won’t have seen that (as i don’t have any yet), and so i won’t tell them about it. let the virginia public education system handle that one with the grace and fairness that it does so many other subjects.

 0Posted on Jul 4th, 2011 | re: This Week In Movie Trailers, You Guys (47 comments)

agree with you 100% about c.sheen/bryan adams, and wasn’t dreamboat chris o’donnell in that one, too?

also, i was going to say “is that john malkovich?! wasn’t he in the previous three musketeers movie??” but i then remembered that i think i was thinking of Man In The Iron Mask, which is basically the same movie, but somehow w/ (usually) better actors and gerard depardieu?? and somehow still more embarrassing??

 0Posted on May 29th, 2011 | re: Well, This Lindsay Lohan "Short Film" Is Terrible (51 comments)

also “sideboob”. 2 words: “granny panties”.

 +4Posted on May 3rd, 2011 | re: That's Your Baby: Adult Baby (50 comments)

i can relate. after a long day at work serving the public, alls i really wanna do is come home, crack open an ice cold bottle, and go into “baby mode” while i wait for the nice lady who takes care of me HALF the time to change my diaper.

on the real, though, stanley is pretty good at carpentry.

 0Posted on Apr 13th, 2011 | re: This Is Your Adult Bib: The Slobstopper (56 comments)

“finally! i can vomit completely publicly and with virtually no shame, as i’ll be wearing a giant bib!”

 +4Posted on Apr 13th, 2011 | re: This Is Your Adult Bib: The Slobstopper (56 comments)

“ugh, great. this kid is so gross, *I* need a bib, just to be safe.”

 0Posted on Apr 7th, 2011 | re: Kitten In A Bucket (46 comments)

i couldn’t watch to the end–i got way too scared.

 +1Posted on Mar 14th, 2011 | re: Saturday Night Live Open Thread (91 comments)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SLD6m7u0qG0

 +7Posted on Mar 14th, 2011 | re: Meet Today's Guest Blogger: Mans (66 comments)

um. not to sound too forward (and i totally never throw this statement around), but i think i might be in love with you, mans.

wanna get married?

“UUMMMMMMMMMM I NEED AN ADULT!”

 +2Posted on Mar 1st, 2011 | re: The Hunt For The Worst Movie Of All Time: Remember Me (138 comments)

ugh why’d you have to spoil it??!

 0Posted on Feb 15th, 2011 | re: Is This the Beginning of the End of Spike Can Dance? (60 comments)

i was really sad when i saw that part of the video because i knew then that it was all an act and spike’s purity ring had nothing to do with saving himself for me.

 +6Posted on Feb 9th, 2011 | re: Harry Potter And The Pole Dance Of Yikes (54 comments)

i mean. it would be a lie if i said i wasn’t a little impressed.

 +5Posted on Jan 18th, 2011 | re: MTV's Adaptation Of Skins Is Terrible (130 comments)

omg undressed was SO ridiculous and we were duped: college is SO not like that. never once did i get to have any sex involving sock puppets.

 +8Posted on Jan 13th, 2011 | re: And Now Ted Williams Is Going To Rehab, Congrats Everybody (70 comments)

i have a headache just looking at those.

 +7Posted on Jan 12th, 2011 | re: Tom Hanks's Son Chet Wants To Be A Rapper, Obviously (129 comments)

i stopped because he had me at “white kicks, purple kush.”

 0Posted on Jan 12th, 2011 | re: Ted Williams Was Detained By The Police Last Night (62 comments)

i agree. it’s all kinds of fucked up everywhere. also, i think people might not stop and realize that, while his IS an amazing story, it IS just that–a story (that was shelved [for, i believe, some weeks, correct me if i'm wrong] by the guy who captured it until he saw the perfect slow news day come along), and Ted Williams is just a guy. He is a guy with an amazing talent and it is, like you said, very sad and wrong that it had been ignored for so long and he remained anonymous for so long for such stupid reasons. but he’s a human being and his story should teach us something, but he’s also just a guy who has faults.

can i also throw in that i don’t know which was more appalling: the grammar of that article or the comments section?