wish i had thought of “i’m 14, i’ll be forgiven, so forget it”. 26 doesn’t have quite the same ring to it.
nice pun! double blow….penis picture….see what i’m getting at? sorry.
i was sure he would be testing for mr. billy zane’s character.
i mean, The Dreamers is one thing, but that’s Bertolucci, and you KNOW when you see Bertolucci that it’s probably gonna be good, but it’s gonna be fucked up.
Nick C. has always been kind of full of shit, but you canNOT compare incest to gay marriage. like. fuck you, i don’t care if you were in Rosemary’s Baby or i had to learn about you in a jazz through film course in college.
dang, beat me to it.
besides this being so DEEPLY problematic for obvious reasons (women must have 6-pack abs to hang, while men just need to drink beer), there is just no way this is real. no one can get fucked up off six beers alone.
i also really like that you can color a founding fathers’ blow-j session on the next page.
exactly. my kid won’t have seen that (as i don’t have any yet), and so i won’t tell them about it. let the virginia public education system handle that one with the grace and fairness that it does so many other subjects.
agree with you 100% about c.sheen/bryan adams, and wasn’t dreamboat chris o’donnell in that one, too?
also, i was going to say “is that john malkovich?! wasn’t he in the previous three musketeers movie??” but i then remembered that i think i was thinking of Man In The Iron Mask, which is basically the same movie, but somehow w/ (usually) better actors and gerard depardieu?? and somehow still more embarrassing??
also “sideboob”. 2 words: “granny panties”.
i can relate. after a long day at work serving the public, alls i really wanna do is come home, crack open an ice cold bottle, and go into “baby mode” while i wait for the nice lady who takes care of me HALF the time to change my diaper.
on the real, though, stanley is pretty good at carpentry.
“finally! i can vomit completely publicly and with virtually no shame, as i’ll be wearing a giant bib!”
“ugh, great. this kid is so gross, *I* need a bib, just to be safe.”
i couldn’t watch to the end–i got way too scared.
um. not to sound too forward (and i totally never throw this statement around), but i think i might be in love with you, mans.
wanna get married?
“UUMMMMMMMMMM I NEED AN ADULT!”
ugh why’d you have to spoil it??!
i was really sad when i saw that part of the video because i knew then that it was all an act and spike’s purity ring had nothing to do with saving himself for me.
i mean. it would be a lie if i said i wasn’t a little impressed.
omg undressed was SO ridiculous and we were duped: college is SO not like that. never once did i get to have any sex involving sock puppets.
i have a headache just looking at those.
i stopped because he had me at “white kicks, purple kush.”
i agree. it’s all kinds of fucked up everywhere. also, i think people might not stop and realize that, while his IS an amazing story, it IS just that–a story (that was shelved [for, i believe, some weeks, correct me if i'm wrong] by the guy who captured it until he saw the perfect slow news day come along), and Ted Williams is just a guy. He is a guy with an amazing talent and it is, like you said, very sad and wrong that it had been ignored for so long and he remained anonymous for so long for such stupid reasons. but he’s a human being and his story should teach us something, but he’s also just a guy who has faults.
can i also throw in that i don’t know which was more appalling: the grammar of that article or the comments section?