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 0Posted on Oct 19th, 2012 | re: No Oscars For Joaquin Phoenix, Thank You (26 comments)

Humblebrag.

 +5Posted on Aug 2nd, 2012 | re: ATTN: Bill Murray WILL NOT Be Involved In Ghostbusters 3 (26 comments)

Get Owen Wilson and Jason Schwartzman in it, maybe let Wes Anderson direct, and I’ll bet he comes on.

 0Posted on Jul 31st, 2012 | re: Better Ways Lindsay Lohan Can Deal With Filming A Sex Scene (22 comments)

Whatevs, she’s just more comfortable in a room full of dudes with visible boners.

 +2Posted on Mar 2nd, 2012 | re: Watch This Gross Bug Video, It's Important (22 comments)

Why did they make it so hard to get out of?!? Stupid bugs, enjoy extinction!

 +14Posted on Jan 5th, 2012 | re: Gwyneth Paltrow Literally Selling Snake Oil Now (84 comments)

I’m a big fan of the “probiotic antimicrobial”.

We promote healthy bacteria! THEN DESTROY THEM.

 +28Posted on Mar 3rd, 2011 | re: The Second Spring Jam Of 2011: "Pagan Atheists" (56 comments)

Pagan Atheists? What about those damn Catholic Jews?

 +10Posted on Feb 28th, 2011 | re: This Cat Just Gets It (20 comments)

Looks like he has the diabeetus.

 +15Posted on Jan 10th, 2011 | re: These Are Your Bangs: Undetectables Designer Bangs (71 comments)

“Get creative with side bangs” and the fivehead girl are the highlights of my day!

 +1Posted on Dec 22nd, 2010 | re: Shaquille O'Neal Conducts The Boston Pops Orchestra For Some Reason (47 comments)

Yeah, he’s taking over this town. Every night there’s another news spot about him. He was riding the red line on Halloween dressed as a woman, and gave tickets to the first people that found him.

He wouldn’t be the ugliest woman I’ve seen on that train…

 0Posted on Dec 22nd, 2010 | re: Shaquille O'Neal Conducts The Boston Pops Orchestra For Some Reason (47 comments)

I smell a new episode of Shaq VS!

 +5Posted on Nov 22nd, 2010 | re: Knife Cave! (86 comments)

She’s already causing me some severe swelling…

HA-CHA-CHA-CHA!

 +1Posted on Nov 22nd, 2010 | re: Knife Cave! (86 comments)

I’m glad she’s wearing her safety cleavage. Those knives look sharp!