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Knowledge of how to play every card game invented (and a deck of cards).
“Answering calls with your headphones” is the new “Proposing to Emma Stone on your vlog”.
I will listen to kitten videos on YouTube. Not watch them – I can imagine cuter kittens than those real-life shitwads.
I will wear them to my trial for staking what I thought was a withered evil old vampire. Unfortunately it was just Teri Hatcher drinking a V-8.