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 +1Posted on Aug 28th, 2012 | re: Breaking Bad S05E07: "Say My Name, Say My Name" (132 comments)

So we all agree that every single character is going to die on this show, right?

 +2Posted on Mar 20th, 2012 | re: The Walking Dead S02E13: Season Finale (160 comments)

About the gas – wouldn’t you signal to the other cars that you were running low? Before you have to pull over in the middle of the woods because it’s making that thumping sound? I get nervous when my gauge drops just below half, and I don’t have to contend with zombies. The again, I don’t have guns with unlimited ammo nor can I score head shots, in the dark, while leaning out the window as someone else drives fast and makes turns.

 +1Posted on Mar 20th, 2012 | re: The Walking Dead S02E13: Season Finale (160 comments)

That would work. I was also thinking Alien-type burst from the chest, Zombie Baby that then eats Carl. And then dances like that CGI baby from Ally McBeal.

 +11Posted on Mar 19th, 2012 | re: The Walking Dead S02E13: Season Finale (160 comments)

Who else is hoping for a zombie baby? Anyone? ZOMBIE BABY!

 +4Posted on Mar 13th, 2012 | re: The Walking Dead S02E12: Two Shanes Enter, One Shane BRAINS! (119 comments)

This is essentially my lovely wife’s point about this show. If there is no place to escape to (as in I Am Legend) and no cure, then what’s the bloody point?

 +1Posted on Feb 27th, 2012 | re: The Walking Dead S02E10: Two Tickets To The Knife Show (65 comments)

The zombies were all lying down and sleeping, I guess, just waiting for someone to break that window so they could pop up and then tumble out of the window. As opposed to that other zombie walking slowly in the field that Shane notices when he and Grimes drive past (we really needed to see that twice? is it supposed to be some kind of symbolism?) and EVERY OTHER ZOMBIE IN THIS SHOW SO FAR.

 0Posted on Nov 22nd, 2011 | re: The Walking Dead S02E06: Everyone Gets Their Honks Honked (126 comments)

I meant that we know it’s four weeks after the Zombie plague broke out, because it mentioned Sheriff was in a coma for a month.
Though the baby not being Shane’s would be what The Walking Dead writers would consider a shocking twist.

 +8Posted on Nov 21st, 2011 | re: The Walking Dead S02E06: Everyone Gets Their Honks Honked (126 comments)

I like to think CDC dude whispered “I boned your wife” to the Sheriff before the CDC blowed up real good.

 +2Posted on Nov 21st, 2011 | re: The Walking Dead S02E06: Everyone Gets Their Honks Honked (126 comments)

Anyone else hoping for a zombie baby?

 +3Posted on Nov 21st, 2011 | re: The Walking Dead S02E06: Everyone Gets Their Honks Honked (126 comments)

With the timeline for this show, who knows how long she has been pregnant. She might have been pregnant for two years. The kid wanted to come out but Lori started talking and the kid was like ‘f*ck it I’m staying in here”

Sheriff woke up a month after the zombie apocalypse, so given a woman’s cycle, the position of the moon, etc. and the fact that about four days have passed since the show started, she could only be, at the most, a few weeks pregnant.

 +8Posted on Nov 21st, 2011 | re: The Walking Dead S02E06: Everyone Gets Their Honks Honked (126 comments)

The Herschel thing is even more absurd when you consider he’s a vet and has some science training. We don’t even have a cure for rabies – we can treat it before the virus appears, but once you have it, you’re f*cked.
It’s also coocoo for cocoa puffs that everyone else in the house agrees with him. You’d think someone would have mentioned that this was completely bananas.

 +1Posted on Nov 15th, 2011 | re: The Walking Dead S02E05: Ever Done In It A Hayloft? (120 comments)

Zombie barn only really makes sense if the people were already in the barn and then turned into zombies. Maybe Country Vet had a Gimp thing going on in the barn? Cue the banjo music…

 +4Posted on Nov 14th, 2011 | re: The Walking Dead S02E05: Ever Done In It A Hayloft? (120 comments)

Any chance that they could switch the focus and have stories about people we might care about? How are all those old people doing in that nursing home run by a street gang? Let’s check in on them for a couple of episodes.

 +21Posted on Nov 14th, 2011 | re: The Walking Dead S02E05: Ever Done In It A Hayloft? (120 comments)

Maybe a side effect of the zombie virus is that when they are not eating people, they grab a mop, clean up a bit.

 +7Posted on Nov 14th, 2011 | re: The Walking Dead S02E05: Ever Done In It A Hayloft? (120 comments)

Doing it in a hayloft? Yeah, Milt used to love doing it in a hayloft. But he’s a zombie now, locked in the barn. So, actually, he might still like doing it in a hayloft. I dunno, but we got him locked in there with a bunch of other zombies, just in case we need them.

 +2Posted on Oct 31st, 2011 | re: The Walking Dead S02E03: The One Where Shane Gets A Haircut (91 comments)

I hope that deer turns into a zombie and stalks Grimes until the season finale.

 +5Posted on Oct 31st, 2011 | re: The Walking Dead S02E03: The One Where Shane Gets A Haircut (91 comments)

But if that’s true, why didn’t the zombies eat the people who were in the cars in the traffic jam? They must have been almost dead for a while, and rather easy to get to. Most of those didn’t seem infected at all, just dead. Which, you know, happens when you get stuck in a traffic jam. You DIE!

At this point, I would accept 10 minutes of awful exposition from a Zombiologist (guest starring Matthew Frewer) who just explains all of this so it makes some kind of sense. The Zombiologist can even turn into a zombie soon after (irony!) and get killed. Or Shane can just shoot him in the face before he turns into a zombie.

To liven things up, perhaps Shane can just go around shooting everyone, zombie or not?

 +3Posted on Oct 31st, 2011 | re: The Walking Dead S02E03: The One Where Shane Gets A Haircut (91 comments)

I agree. And where are the fat zombies?
Unless zombies eat each other (which would make some sense) and the thin fast ones eat the slow, fat ones. It’s evolution, baby!

 +3Posted on Oct 31st, 2011 | re: The Walking Dead S02E03: The One Where Shane Gets A Haircut (91 comments)

That would be awesome. And that little girl that no one cares about comes out of the woods and she’s a zombie and eats everybody.

 +9Posted on Oct 31st, 2011 | re: The Walking Dead S02E03: The One Where Shane Gets A Haircut (91 comments)

If Shane starts cooking meth with Glen that would make this show 100 times better. Perhaps they could cook up some zombie blue meth that turns everyone back to normal, except they are addicted to meth.

 +1Posted on Oct 31st, 2011 | re: The Walking Dead S02E03: The One Where Shane Gets A Haircut (91 comments)

Before he hung himself though? I’d assume it was after, so he was dead, and he was infected, so he was, technically, TECHNICALLY, a zombie. So the point why the zombies just don’t eat each other stands.

 +5Posted on Oct 24th, 2011 | re: The Walking Dead S02E02: Is There An Animal Doctor In The Farmhouse?! (83 comments)

I’m wishing that little girl comes back as a Zombie and eats everybody. Or comes back not as a Zombie but still eats everybody, because she’s pissed off that the plot moved on to the other little kid on the show.

 +6Posted on Oct 24th, 2011 | re: The Walking Dead S02E02: Is There An Animal Doctor In The Farmhouse?! (83 comments)

It bothered me how fat the fat guy was, and he was running (twice!) What next, he has to audition for Chippendales? Also – how come he is so fat, a month after the Zombie Apocalypse? There’s that many deer left that he hasn’t shed a few pounds by now?

Also – how come none of the zombies are fat? Am I the only one who notices this? Not to besmirch the Good People of Atlanta, but I’ve been there and there are fat people there…just like everywhere else.

I really wanted Gramps and T-Dog to drive off together in the RV – I can smell spin-off! Maybe pick up a saucy orangutan along the way, and roll down the highway for some zombie-related misadventures.

The mother is the worse. If I were Country Vet, I’d say “Ok, fine, you do the surgery then. Now, get off my lawn!”

As of this episode, I’m cheering for the zombies.

 +11Posted on Oct 3rd, 2011 | re: Breaking Bad S04E12: Think About It, It's Brilliant! (112 comments)

My wife thought that Gus saw a reflection of Walt’s glasses, but I like to think that he has developed Super Bad Guy Drug Dealing Danger Radar after so many years of being a Super Bad Guy Drug Dealer. Also, if he’s such as respected member of the community, and serves on the hospital board, why is he walking around in said hospital with two bad-ass looking bodyguards who look completely like the kind of badd-ass bodyguards a Super Bad Guy Drug Dealer would have? Deleted scene on the Breaking Bad Blu-Ray: Gus and the bodyguards bump into the Chairman of the Board of Directors for the hospital and he’s all like “So, are these gentlemen with you?” and Gus, in a moment of panic, “Uh, no, these aren’t my bad-ass bodyguards, they are uh, my lovers?” and the Chairman is all quiet because he wants to be inclusive of all lifestyles, which is in the hospital mission statement.

Also – it’s quite possible that Huell is working for Gus without Saul knowing, kind of a double-agent. Doesn’t explain how he got the cigarette to the kid though. Another Blu-Ray extra: Huell is standing on a street corner, across from Brock’s school and he’s all like ‘Hey kid, wanna see something cool?” and then he gives him the sounds like rice cigarette and Brock is all like ‘Yeah, sure, man, far out’ and smokes the poison cigarette.