David Wallace
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 +1Posted on May 3rd, 2013 | re: Here Are Some Morning Links! (7 comments)

I think you mean Michael B. Jordan of The Wire and Friday Night Lights (and I guess Modern Family).

 0Posted on Mar 28th, 2013 | re: That's Your Egg Cooking Machine (57 comments)

Best to do them one at a time in a deep skillet. Bring salted water (with splash of vinegar) to a simmer. Crack egg into a teacup while waiting. Then take a whisk and stir the water rapidly creating a vortex. While the water is still “spinning”, slowly (but not too slowly…) pour the egg into the pan. The vortex helps give the egg shape so that the whites and yolks don’t go running all over your pan. Cook in gently simmering water for 5 minutes or so. Remove with a slotted spoon, allowing all the water to fall away. Then place on top of whatever you’re gonna eat it with. If you’re cooking multiple eggs – you can “hold” them in lukewarm/room temp water until ready to eat. They’ll actually stay perfectly cooked this way for a day or two (in the fridge). You can drain the cold water and add warm water to warm the eggs back up.

Sorry – you didn’t even really ask for the tutorial, but, chefs gonna be cheffing. Enjoy.

 +13Posted on Feb 15th, 2013 | re: What Is Hentai? (Besides NSFW.) (27 comments)

That’s how some Republican members of Congress believe women can naturally avoid Hentai.

 +6Posted on Jan 25th, 2013 | re: Monsters' Ball: The Week's Best Comments (34 comments)

I like to sing, “despite advanced age I am still just a rat in a cage”

 +18Posted on Jan 7th, 2013 | re: BREAKING: AL ROKER POOPED HIS PANTS AT THE WHITE HOUSE (32 comments)

 +6Posted on Jan 7th, 2013 | re: Gerard Depardieu Is Mr. Cool Passport (44 comments)

So he’s one of King Arthur’s Knights now?

 +8Posted on Dec 10th, 2012 | re: Who Should Play The Ikea Monkey In The Ikea Monkey Movie? (40 comments)

My friend in high school had a pet monkey. It def peed on me. A lot. Also, played with it’s poop and rocked a lot of monkey boners. They’re definitely a better idea in theory than in practice. Cos, in practice, they’re fucking monkeys.

 +3Posted on Nov 28th, 2012 | re: PROTECT YOURSELF! (Featuring Teddy Ruxpin And Corey Feldman) (16 comments)

Well, he was the “official spokes bear” for at risk kids with mullets.