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 +1Posted on May 17th | re: An Old Man Shows You How To Do Something (20 comments)

It that a Grolsch? Looks like a Grolsch. Or maybe a Sella?

Either way, I’m thirsty.

 +12Posted on Apr 26th | re: Dear Internet, Did We Miss Something? (63 comments)

Hmmm… I don’t think anything can top the complete and total meltdown of Michael_ over in the Stereogum comments this week.

I would almost agree with you, except that Nippon Ham is a corporate sponsor. Lame.

Though, the best name has got to be the Albuquerque Isotopes. Simpsons reference, and it’s just fun to say.

Let’s go ‘Topes!

I’m really hoping we get a new category in the Monsters’ Ball: Best Hot Debate.

What do you think?

Nope. Wrong. It’s Morgan Freeman. Everyone already knows this.

 +3Posted on Apr 19th | re: Anthony Hopkins As A Very Hitchcock-y Hitchcock (23 comments)

wait, wait, wait…. there’s a Jurassic Park 5?!?!?!?!?!

 +3Posted on Apr 19th | re: "Top Story About Pooping Pants At School" (41 comments)

Once it breaks to national news, that shit’s really gonna hit the fan…

 +1Posted on Apr 19th | re: R.I.P. Cash Cab (22 comments)

Awww… In college I worked at a radio station where I had nothing to do while syndicated talk shows played all afternoon. Ban Bailey and his Cab o’ Cash always kept me company.

 +5Posted on Apr 16th | re: AHHHHHHH TUPAC SHAKUR RAP HOLOGRAM @ COACHELLA! (57 comments)

Look, I love Tupac just as much as the next twenty-something white kid who grew up in a midwestern suburb, but can we please just move on?

 +1Posted on Apr 16th | re: AHHHHHHH TUPAC SHAKUR RAP HOLOGRAM @ COACHELLA! (57 comments)

This comment deserves more upvotes.

 +1Posted on Apr 12th | re: Are Children Toys? (20 comments)

He’ll grow up to be Buzz Lightyear. So, yes.

 +3Posted on Apr 11th | re: Matt Groening Reveals The Real Location Of Springfield (51 comments)

Go Isotopes!

 +3Posted on Apr 10th | re: Sweet Brown Is OUR Generation's Antoine Dodson (24 comments)

“I got the black lung pops!”

 +4Posted on Apr 10th | re: Everything About This Nike Video Is A Terrible Fucking Lie (125 comments)

The illusion of fame. but in reality, fame=nothing.

 0Posted on Apr 5th | re: Sad Philip Seymour Hoffman Is OUR Generation's Sad Keanu (38 comments)

“The Suck Zone!”

 +13Posted on Apr 5th | re: Uhoh, Avatar 2 Delayed, Go To Sleep Until 2015 (17 comments)

Well, there goes their Peabody for excellence in release dates…

 +2Posted on Apr 5th | re: What The Heck Are The Peabody Awards Even? (10 comments)

I’m glad the title of this post is in the form of a question.

 0Posted on Apr 3rd | re: James Cameron Makes Drastic Change To Titanic 3D! (31 comments)

Is that Kate Winslet with freakin lazerz on her freakin boobz?

 0Posted on Apr 3rd | re: James Cameron Makes Drastic Change To Titanic 3D! (31 comments)

This is a very boring comment. Logical, yet boring. More fart jokes, please.

 +7Posted on Apr 2nd | re: A Super-Safe Party Trick To Definitely Try (13 comments)

As long as it’s not a 311 CD, am I right?

 +4Posted on Apr 2nd | re: This Is Just A Good Juggalo Freestyle Rap (21 comments)

Still… better pacing than the Mad Men season opener, right Gabe?

 +4Posted on Mar 30th | re: 130 Simpsons Episodes At Once (12 comments)

Tenth column, fourth from the bottom. Longest intro. I spend my time wisely