I’ve been on the anti-trusting-fart train for a while, but this will really help my campaign. Sandwich board and bell, here I come!
Alex P. Keaton from Family Ties.
The real questions is – do they have lemon aid stands in Kenya?
The most important question is – why rhyme the name your fast food chain with gay? Me thinks the chicken doth protest too much.
Irritation escalating to rage and then wanting to kill the stupid little jerk, but failing? Sounds like every woman comedian on America’s Next Top Comic.
Let’s hope Romney picks him for Veep. The Cabinet could be picked Celebrity Apprentice-style. We could have Whitney as head of the Department of Energy!
Drunks have to watch teevee in the afternoon, too!
I was just looking this up when I thought, “I’ll be too late – I should go check.”
That alien looks weird. And the Predator can do better.
I literally said “It’s the dude from The Wire, and he is HOT” to all my friends. And by friends, I mean dog and cat.
Woof. Why so mean?
It seems like no one has done this justice and I would LOVE to be in Monster’s Ball! Right?
I’ve seen that concept in Final Destination 5: “That’s Been Done to Death”
The latest leaked Republican talking points say to respond to a 99 percenter by saying “I get it.”
Instead of pepper spraying them in the face.
Jean-Ralphio drum major gif is our generation’s James’ Franco’s so good pie gif.
I bet my mom is glad she spent $50k on my education.
If by nothing but natural light.
Woody Allen: Hosts ScarJo and Owen Wilson are quirky and beautiful. Some of it will be in black and white. Music by Gershwin.
Eddie Murphy and Adam Sandler play ALL THE ROLES. Boom – you’re welcome.
Which one is Hank?