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 +19Posted on Jan 7th, 2013 | re: BREAKING: AL ROKER POOPED HIS PANTS AT THE WHITE HOUSE (32 comments)

I’ve been on the anti-trusting-fart train for a while, but this will really help my campaign. Sandwich board and bell, here I come!

 +10Posted on Nov 1st, 2012 | re: Who Do You Think Mitt Romney's Favorite TV Characters Are? (97 comments)

Alex P. Keaton from Family Ties.

 +13Posted on Aug 29th, 2012 | re: President Obama Has Never Even Run A Lemonade Stand?! (33 comments)

The real questions is – do they have lemon aid stands in Kenya?

 +9Posted on Aug 2nd, 2012 | re: Oh, Actually, Boycott Chick-Fil-A (184 comments)

The most important question is – why rhyme the name your fast food chain with gay? Me thinks the chicken doth protest too much.

 0Posted on May 23rd, 2012 | re: The Videogum Why Don't YOU Caption It? Contest: B-Hole At The Zoo (61 comments)

Irritation escalating to rage and then wanting to kill the stupid little jerk, but failing? Sounds like every woman comedian on America’s Next Top Comic.

 +2Posted on May 22nd, 2012 | re: Donald Trump Congratulates Will Smith (18 comments)

Let’s hope Romney picks him for Veep. The Cabinet could be picked Celebrity Apprentice-style. We could have Whitney as head of the Department of Energy!

 +2Posted on May 22nd, 2012 | re: BNPG: Talk Show Sequels (19 comments)

Drunks have to watch teevee in the afternoon, too!

 +10Posted on May 16th, 2012 | re: Man Stands Alone In Fight Against "All You Can Eat" LIES!! (56 comments)

I was just looking this up when I thought, “I’ll be too late – I should go check.”

 +12Posted on May 14th, 2012 | re: Community Is Moving To Friday Nights (11 comments)

Too late for these two….

 +3Posted on May 9th, 2012 | re: Our Long, Intergalactic Nightmare Is Finally Over (20 comments)

That alien looks weird. And the Predator can do better.

 +10Posted on May 9th, 2012 | re: John Travolta Continues To Rest His Case (58 comments)

I can’t be the only one who sees this every time I see Goyte…

 +9Posted on May 4th, 2012 | re: Thursday Night TV Open Thread (56 comments)

I literally said “It’s the dude from The Wire, and he is HOT” to all my friends. And by friends, I mean dog and cat.

 +4Posted on Apr 17th, 2012 | re: The Videogum Why Don't YOU Caption It? Contest: Sad Robert Downey Jr. (110 comments)

Woof. Why so mean?

 -4Posted on Apr 17th, 2012 | re: The Videogum Why Don't YOU Caption It? Contest: Sad Robert Downey Jr. (110 comments)

It seems like no one has done this justice and I would LOVE to be in Monster’s Ball! Right?

 +16Posted on Jan 5th, 2012 | re: Gwyneth Paltrow Literally Selling Snake Oil Now (84 comments)


I think this mister used it up.

 0Posted on Jan 5th, 2012 | re: Updating Carrie For The Modern Viewer (22 comments)

I’ve seen that concept in Final Destination 5: “That’s Been Done to Death”

Her?

 +8Posted on Dec 5th, 2011 | re: FOX News Finally Takes On The "Communist" Muppets (75 comments)

The latest leaked Republican talking points say to respond to a 99 percenter by saying “I get it.”
Instead of pepper spraying them in the face.

 +6Posted on Nov 21st, 2011 | re: New Arrested Development Episodes Will Stream FOR REAL On Nexflix! (18 comments)

 +8Posted on Nov 21st, 2011 | re: "Flour Disaster" Or "Flour Greatest Thing Ever"? (41 comments)


It has to end in .jpg.

 0Posted on Nov 21st, 2011 | re: Monsters' Ball: The Week's Best Comments (68 comments)

Jean-Ralphio drum major gif is our generation’s James’ Franco’s so good pie gif.

I bet my mom is glad she spent $50k on my education.

 +1Posted on Nov 15th, 2011 | re: Community's Mid-Season Hold OR: Occupy Wall Street Evacuated (162 comments)

If by nothing but natural light.

 +19Posted on Nov 9th, 2011 | re: Who Should Produce The Academy Awards?! (99 comments)

Woody Allen: Hosts ScarJo and Owen Wilson are quirky and beautiful. Some of it will be in black and white. Music by Gershwin.

 +4Posted on Nov 1st, 2011 | re: Wait, Who Is Our Generation's Cast Of Heat?! (48 comments)

Eddie Murphy and Adam Sandler play ALL THE ROLES. Boom – you’re welcome.

 +2Posted on Oct 11th, 2011 | re: That's Your Boyfriend: Hank Williams Jr. (27 comments)

Which one is Hank?