I feel like how the mise en scène of the cover effectively communicates the message. White flowers! White furniture! White backdrop! White lettering! White makeup! Say what you will about Vanity Fair (racist), but they know their audience (racists).

The Jay Pharaoh Show was insane, because it was like he was explicitly saying “yup, this is all I can do, kinda 1-dimensional I guess”. Which is sad, cos either the writers put him up to it and he was just happy to be a major player in a sketch, or else he was all for it, which is weird because then that means he’s comfortable being the guy with 4 or 5 go-to impressions and sort of nothing else going for him comedically speaking, which doesn’t make me like him much or really bode well for his future on SNL and/or anywhere in comedy.

Guys! Someone is in my house eating my butter in front of me and my family and we are begging and crying about how its Christmas and we need our butter but he just said it wasn’t his problem and then he took the empty butter container and threw it at our stairway! You think this is related?

Yeah, this is literally the least conclusive Dr. Drew II (Implant Investigation, for those not in the know) ever done. It’s like, you are accusing her that they are fake, and then you’re like “but they seem pretty natural near the top, so that’s that!” Dr. Drew used to be an IPI (Implant Private Investigator) with some actual credibility in the early 00′s, but he has completely sold out these past couple of years.

Its easy to forgot how big of a number 1% is, like when comparing it to 99% for instance, but 1% is still a REALLY big slice, at least when talking about a population sized statistical pool. So like, according to Michael Moore’s reasoning, if it were him and 99 other randomly selected U.S. citizens all in the same room, he would be SHOCKED if he were to find out he were the wealthiest among them. That is patently absurd and I really hope he is aware of that.