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There’s apparently no way that I can embrace my intelligence, be on the cover of the Journal of Differential Geometry, and also be feminine and sexual, and know what a dress is.
- bizarro-universe Olivia Munn
“Vin Diesel: Lasagna Don”
Like Cake Boss, but with Vin Diesel and lasagna instead of cake.
Don’t pretend this wouldn’t be instantly watchable.
This hasn’t occurred to me until just now, but why hasn’t anyone done a mashup of “I Like Big Butts” and Elliott Smith’s “The Biggest Lie”? Seems like a match made in heaven.
Not saying this looks like the crowd I want to spend every night with, but that terrible daytime house-party look kinda fun to me.
“A million dollars isn’t cool. You know what is cool? Dinosaurs.”
No joke, a girl I dated in high school went on a date to one of these, and was super excited about how much fun it was going to be. She also met the last two guys she’s been in serious relationships with at renaissance fairs.
I guess what I’m saying is: this is actually my girlfriend.
“the pain of not being able to pin down why you can never get your French Press coffee to taste great”
I cannot express how much sympathy I have for you right now Kelly. Why didn’t I just swallow my pride and go for the drip!
Wait, what’s the story here? Who is that guy? And while closer inspection has revealed that these two are just sitting in some seats, why was my first impression that they were in a bumper car? Is bumper cars an acceptable
Hollywood anyone date? Asking for a friend.
McDonalds Firing was one of my favorite sketches of the season. The part about rehearsing it killed me.
In high school I was the captain of my school’s Mathletes and I got into a fist fight with the captain of the Mathletes at our rival school. I guess what I’m saying is, competitive math tournaments can get pretty heated!
Never fails to slay me
I do wonder if they is any good logic for why Mike wouldn’t leave some guy of his to watch Walt for that hour he’s gone. As it stands, its just seems like the most amateur move imaginable from a guy who has been established as “least amateur guy in the biz”.
Right now I can think a few reasons:
1) All Mike’s “guys” are in lockup/being tailed like him by the DEA
I don’t buy this one, Mike has to know lots of random young dudes with guns he can trust
2) Mike knew Walt would try to pay them off for an absurd amount
Mike hires ppl who don’t take bribes because they don’t want Mike to shoot em. so Unless he really has no one, this is out of the question too.
3)Mike is a dum dum
The only option I see atm.
I really appreciate the “show-not-tell” exposition they did here.
“Whoa, Jason Alexander sure is cool and confident when it comes to making coffee drinks!
Wait, whose this girl?
Oh no, CUPS HARD TO HOLD!!”
This is classic season 1 Jesse. Love it!
Wait, my issue is Dish + AMC which is apparently a separate issue.
Th DirectTV + Viacom thing is actually not such boring news, as that is what is keeping me from watching Breaking Bad live for the next few weeks. I hope this means the AMC stuff will be back very immediately though, or I’m screwed for Sunday.
Jesse: Yo, its got like these like, sick blue rays all over the place
Badger: Sweet man… you got any crystal?
“And, when the couple — who has been together for three years — attended a friend’s wedding on June 23, they seemed more interested in what comes after marriage: the baby carriage.”
Do they have a specific Pulitzer for Journalism and Poetry, or will we just have to award this guy the two separately?
This reads like ad copy for a person.
Dear Paramount Pictures,
A little birdy came and told me it was your birthday.
DUDE! Happy Friggin’ Birthday!
(with) Mad Love,
“However, those of us that are skeptical about climate change, are not so much skeptical of the fact that the climate is changing.”
About this – while your point may be about how not-ah-so-good you think the left’s approach to climate change solutions are, I’d say that a great number, likely even the majority, of “anti-climate-changers” are of the opinion that the basic facts are a hoax perpetrated by liberal scientists purely as a tool to promote an otherwise useless green-agenda. That’s the kind of claim Pat Robertson is supporting here and its dangerous for the very reason that it isn’t about policy and approach but a blatant rejection of reality.
I just did a search down this page and upvoted every mention of Crisp. Good job guys! #MakingItInAmerica #hoodies #providedyouarenotLatinoorBlack,duh
Am i the only one who really enjoyed Rude Buddha? I really liked it!
By the commutative property, Nick Cage + magic = 2(Nick Cage) + right director.
Hey Mr. bender guy, if you don’t told tell us what kind of encoding ur using, how are we supposed to know what ur sayin? Maybe he just wanted to tell his girlfriend to look in memory location 0x139ac0a976bf400000000000000000000000000000000000000000 and she is just totally misinterpreting this!