Sam Raker
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 +3Posted on May 13th, 2013 | re: Saturday Night Live: Kristen Wiig And Vampire Weekend (17 comments)

Here, here!

Say it loud: “I love The Californians, and I’m proud!”

 +9Posted on Jan 21st, 2013 | re: Now Casting Girls: The Reality Show (10 comments)

I usually “get from here to there when [I] can’t get a seat on the L train” by…standing on the L train.

Also: tales of ass in the city? Tales of fuc in the city? I’m so confused.

 +3Posted on Dec 14th, 2012 | re: The Gummy Awards: Your Favorite TV Shows Of 2012 (43 comments)

Aliens, Nazis, serial killers, demons, nuns, zombies.

 +7Posted on Dec 10th, 2012 | re: Best New Party Game: @SeinfeldToday (56 comments)

George keeps losing at Words with Friends. Elaine feels bad for hating Thought Catalog. Kramer becomes a roadie for Lil B.

 +9Posted on Nov 19th, 2012 | re: Saturday Night Live: Jeremy Renner And Maroon 5 (23 comments)

I thought this one was good! Until everybody completely ran out of ideas with only 40 minutes of episode written and then had to keep going.

 +7Posted on Nov 5th, 2012 | re: Saturday Night Live: Louis C.K. And Fun. (39 comments)

Am I the only one who thinks that fun sounds like the soundtrack to Rent passed through an ABC Family/Safe-For-Homeschoolers filter?

 +1Posted on Sep 21st, 2012 | re: Some Words They Accidentally Left Off The Liz & Dick Poster (28 comments)


 +4Posted on Aug 3rd, 2012 | re: What Is Going To Be The Twist In The M. Night Shyamalan TV Show!?? (19 comments)

It’s actually just footage of the Isley Brothers playing “Twist & Shout” for 22 minutes a week, forever.

 +1Posted on Jun 15th, 2012 | re: Friday Giveaway: Moonrise Kingdom Prize Package (143 comments)

“O.R. they?”