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 +4Posted on May 24th | re: Today We Are All This Slinky On A Treadmill (38 comments)

What’s dumber, that I don’t know why this works, or knowing that when someone tries to explain it to me, I still won’t understand?

 0Posted on Dec 10th, 2011 | re: Friday Giveaway: Our Idiot Brother DVD And Soundtrack! (17 comments)

Once a co-worker was explaining to me that her husband takes the FERRY to work… but I thought she said, “FAIRY.” And after considering this for a good minute, I said, incredulously, “Your husband believes in FAIRIES!?”

I was an adult at the time.

 +3Posted on Sep 8th, 2011 | re: Your Back To The Future Shoes Are Coming, Nerds! (25 comments)

I’m baffled… WHY didn’t they release these shoes in time for all the 25th anniversary/eric-stoltz hype last year? Is there some kind of amazing technological advance in shoe-ery involved that prohibited them from being able to cash in on the nostalgia when there actually was some buzz around this?

Sorry, Nike, too little to late. But the music still gets me. Silvestri-for-the-win!

 +3Posted on Aug 23rd, 2011 | re: Just For Us Girls: Disney Princesses Sing A Song Together In Real Life!! (30 comments)

Am I the only person hysterical over the rapid fire shutter clicks? Chill, dude, you’ll get the shot.

 +4Posted on Apr 23rd, 2010 | re: Lost S06E14: You Belong With Locke (142 comments)

My favorite part:

Ben is riding in the ambulance with Locke? And the paramedic says, “Do you know this man?”

Nah, dude, I’m just along for the ride… can you let me off at Office Depot? I’m running low on history stuff.

WTF?