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 +4Posted on Oct 11th, 2013 | re: Friday Giveaway: This Is The End Survival Kit (26 comments)

Dark Knight Special Edition, because it comes with a little batpod I could probably melt to a chewable level and eat!

 +24Posted on Jan 13th, 2013 | re: The 2013 Golden Globes Videogum Video Pizza Party (400 comments)

I’m digging Tina Fey’s Lana Del Rey do. Lana Del Fey. Tina Del Rey. Tina Del Fey. Cool, joke’s done, everyone go home.

 +4Posted on Dec 31st, 2012 | re: Best People Of 2012 (64 comments)

Aaron Paul is crying somewhere now.

 +6Posted on Dec 17th, 2012 | re: The Gummy Awards: Your Favorite Movies Of 2012 (71 comments)

little did the videogum community realize, it was also the best movie dafunkyprecedent had seen all year. it was the first and only film he saw once he exited his year-long coma, and he boo’ed upon realizing it was over. tragic.

 +1Posted on Oct 30th, 2012 | re: Monsters' Ball: The Week's Best Comments (35 comments)

omg i’m going to screencap, print, and frame this above my bed

 +68Posted on Oct 24th, 2012 | re: Donald Trump's October Surprise Is Here (55 comments)

is it really fair for trump to call obama the least transparent president when 39 of his competitors are now ghosts?

 +5Posted on Oct 5th, 2012 | re: Thursday Night TV Open Thread (84 comments)

The episode of the Office which not-so-subtly suggested that Clark Duke was intending on date raping Erin or whatever was the worst Office episode in a long time. Who wrote that subplot and said “Yep. Yep. Good. Put it on TV, get a new shelf for all the Emmys it’ll net us.”

 +16Posted on Oct 5th, 2012 | re: Thursday Night TV Open Thread (84 comments)

Also, not Thursday, but this week’s New Girl? A++++. Episodes where Nick Miller gets his chance to shine are always the best. (See also: Fancyman pt. 1.)

“Are you sure you’re spelling it right? Two Gs, silent B.”

“Sure, I’m not doing anything. But don’t let me lay eyes on the Malm collection. I can’t afford it, I’m a sucker for it every time.”

“I love this stuff. It’s like high-stakes LEGOs.”

I really think New Girl is the funniest show on television, even if it’s not the best.

 +6Posted on Oct 5th, 2012 | re: Thursday Night TV Open Thread (84 comments)

I’m not caring for this season of The Office as much as I cared for Season 7 (which I still argue was damn good), but I’m digging Parks & Rec still. Tom’s “I do not like this.” at the end was a highlight for me

keywords: mad men, apple maps, cutting edge humor

“Chaough said he’s in my rear-view mirror. Well, guess what? I’m gonna make a left turn – right off a cliff. Apple Maps tells me that’s a shortcut to the office anyways.”

 +13Posted on Oct 1st, 2012 | re: Seth MacFarlane To Host 85th Annual Academy Awards (51 comments)

As long as Mark brings his kids to the Kodak Theatre, he’s gonna make sure it doesn’t go down like it would’ve.

 +7Posted on Oct 1st, 2012 | re: Seth MacFarlane To Host 85th Annual Academy Awards (51 comments)

Ricky Gervais hosted the Golden Globes twice, and he’s the as open of an atheist as he is annoying.

 +32Posted on Oct 1st, 2012 | re: Seth MacFarlane To Host 85th Annual Academy Awards (51 comments)

I hope you guys like a side of “hey remember how i’m the voices for family guy” with your Holocaust drama presentations.

 +9Posted on Sep 21st, 2012 | re: Friday Giveaway: The Perks Of Being A Wallflower Prize Package (41 comments)

Fifteen-year old me was all about Chuck Palahnuik’s Fight Club.

I was an awful fifteen-year old.

 +11Posted on Sep 17th, 2012 | re: Saturday Night Live: Seth MacFarlane And Frank Ocean (50 comments)

WHY IS TARAN KILLAM PAUL RYAN WHEN BILL HADER IS PRETTY MUCH PAUL RYAN’S TWIN

 +16Posted on Sep 17th, 2012 | re: Saturday Night Live: Seth MacFarlane And Frank Ocean (50 comments)

Hader’s puppet taking a drag of the cigarette, and Hader changing up the voice were two huge highlights of the episode.

 +5Posted on Sep 17th, 2012 | re: Saturday Night Live: Seth MacFarlane And Frank Ocean (50 comments)

I looked up New York flight times and prices when her Honey Boo Boo (ugh) Weekend Update sketch came on. None of them would get me to New York in time to tell her to stop it though, so I didn’t book any flights.

(also, can we agree to stop talking about honey boo boo as a whole? i feel like people don’t realize that saying ‘wow these people are awful’ is just as much publicity as saying ‘wow this show is great’)

 +9Posted on Sep 17th, 2012 | re: Saturday Night Live: Seth MacFarlane And Frank Ocean (50 comments)

also, sky is blue and water is wet

 +9Posted on Sep 17th, 2012 | re: Saturday Night Live: Seth MacFarlane And Frank Ocean (50 comments)

How do you guys feel about the new players? Cecily Strong did a really good job on Weekend Update, even if the sketch wasn’t that funny. Tim Robinson was pretty great in the sketches he was in too. Aidy Bryant did like, a two-second walk on joke that felt like SNL’s attempt to say “hey look, new person, now go away.”

 +2Posted on Sep 5th, 2012 | re: Breaking Bad S05E08: To Be Continued...! (198 comments)

“It was cheesy, but well done, but SO CHEESY, but well done.” – Me on every single episode of Doctor Who including this one.

I’m not sure I quite get the joke, I just see a photo of Brad Pitt and Edward Norton in the same clothes?

 +4Posted on Jul 6th, 2012 | re: Albert's Hit Single "Booty Pop" Rings The Alarm (34 comments)

Multiple adults were involved with both the acting and production aspects of this song and video, and at no point did any of them say “Hey… let’s not.”

 +5Posted on Jun 21st, 2012 | re: What Did David Say To The Engineer In Prometheus? (28 comments)

Your headline reads like the set to a joke in which the answer is “‘What was the name of that band that does that song Psycho Killer?’”

 +4Posted on Jun 11th, 2012 | re: The Videogum Movie Club: Prometheus (158 comments)

David looked exactly like Lawrence of Arabia.