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 0Posted on Aug 16th, 2012 | re: Summer Jam 2012: "Hot Cheetos & Takis" (14 comments)

OH MY LORD i NEVer expected lil busta rhymes at 2:45. I spent two and 3/4 minutes thinking about what good rap for kids is, and wondered if this were really that appropriate simply because of their attitude toward snacking, albeit an appropriately worded attitude, and then shit got realllllll.

 +3Posted on Jul 31st, 2012 | re: Krispy Kreme Gets Pranked! (17 comments)

I was gonna say, the cinematography is remarkably good for someone who uses a whoopie-cushion-boom-mic and trick gum for gaffing tape.

 0Posted on Jul 14th, 2012 | re: This Week In Movie Trailers, You Guys (39 comments)

Why don’t we need another Oz film? There’s like 50 books in the canon. That being said, it looks revolting similar to the Alice in Wonderland remake, which, thank the lord because I had to sit through it in theaters, was comically bad.

 0Posted on Apr 28th, 2011 | re: 10 Tips For Hosting A Royal Wedding Viewing Party (118 comments)

#6 is the best. Gabe, I heartily welcome your old age and admire your according ascent into traditionalism.

 +1Posted on Apr 20th, 2011 | re: Duh Aficionado Magazine: DVDs Are Not That Fun (78 comments)

MOVIES WERE MEANT TO BE SEEN IN DARK MOVIE THEATERS BY BOTH STRANGERS AND FRIENDS

 0Posted on Jan 5th, 2011 | re: The Hunt For The Worst Movie Of All Time: Sisyphus Turns 2011 (558 comments)

Bear.
The worst movie I’ve ever seen.
Available at RedBoxes everywhere.
Bear.

 +1Posted on Dec 8th, 2010 | re: Ken Jeong IS Mr. Pepto Bismol (66 comments)

“He completed his undergraduate studies at Duke University in 1990 and attained his medical degree at the University of North Carolina at Chapel Hill in 1995.[1] He then completed his Internal Medicine residency at Ochsner Medical Center in New Orleans while developing his stand-up comedy.[5]”

DR. ASIANSCRUBS TO THE ICU
DR. ASIANSCRUBS TO THE ICU

“Initially, the “tearjerker” ending was not planned, and series creator Seth MacFarlane had intended to close the episode with a series of gags, similar to many other episodes. Voice actress and staff writer Alex Borstein, along with Allison Adler, convinced MacFarlane that the episode would be far more effective if it were to end on a down note, eventually calling it the only episode to have “real human emotion”.

Whoops, He’s the worst.

As much as I hate Family Guy, I have to defend the fact that Brian has always been an an intellectual on the show. He’s written a column for the paper, done Opera criticism, and, generally, used to talk exactly like this in most episodes. In fact, he was usually more eloquent than this, and shared a similar view of the show and most of pop culture as Gabe does. I mean, this review falls pretty squarely into the field of “retarded” but if this were actually written by Seth MacFarlane as “Brian” in the early 2000′s, it would just be a legitamate review of the book.