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Sam Greenwood
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Keep your ugly fuckin’ goldbrickin’ ass (and your Santa Ana winds) out of my beach community!
I don’t see any Saw jokes.
Let’s not forget the Island of Dr. Moreau
I will listen to nothing, because I have no job
Spicy Tuna Roll
Hi, I’m Larry David, I’m gonna do that thing I shouldn’t do, and then I’m gonna do it again later, and I’m gonna talk about why I should be able to do it a lot in meantime.
Certain people have been known to shout “Expelliarmus” while in the stall of a public restroom, could be anyone, really.
On the left side we have the reigning champion of the derby, Count Crashula and on the right we have a relative newcomer, Ms. Kitty Carnage!
Was it not obvious to anyone else that the guys confident and willing to go bare-chested were going to win this fight against kids that are too self conscious to go shirtless? I don’t know the rules here, but I’m willing to bet that the Skins win more often than not.
They look pretty similar to me. It seems like Ricky Gervais is in on this one.
What is this, AbortionGum?
That sounds like the morning after pill in gum form.
I sure hope Ted Williams gets a cameo
Backtrace to the Future
Is it a double secret reference to Two Guys, a Girl, and a Pizza Place? My most favorite show of all time.
Why so serious?
Basenji is dead. So is Phillip Chihuahua. Moe Greyhound. Saluki. Corgi. Today I settled all family business so don’t tell me that you’re innocent. Admit what you did.
I think this is a Nerf ad.
Frieda?
Or when Sir Ian McKellen was given an AU dollar when he placed his hat between his feet and sat on a bench?
Looks like I got out of Fort Collins just in the nick of time
There’s something wrong with that statement, or is it his first stand-up joke? He should add “I should know, I knew them both” Then it would become one of those ‘Larry King is old’ jokes that were all the rage last year.
You had me at W-A-L-K
I’m with you, I didn’t even know about the video, and I think was better off not knowing, it’s like someone showing me a door and saying, “This door is bad, I’m not gonna open it and if you open it I will look down on you forever from moral high-ground”
Or something like that.






















Only ‘Face/Off’ the best transplant movie of all time.