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 +2Posted on Mar 17th | re: Monsters' Ball: The Week's Best Comments (72 comments)

Only ‘Face/Off’ the best transplant movie of all time.

Keep your ugly fuckin’ goldbrickin’ ass (and your Santa Ana winds) out of my beach community!

 +3Posted on Oct 31st, 2011 | re: The Classic "Exploding Pumpkin" Science Lesson (15 comments)

I don’t see any Saw jokes.

 +2Posted on Oct 13th, 2011 | re: Joel Schumacher Says Val Kilmer Was "The Best Batman," Do You Agree?! (72 comments)

Let’s not forget the Island of Dr. Moreau

 +7Posted on Aug 26th, 2011 | re: Friday Giveaway: iFrogz Headphones! (69 comments)

I will listen to nothing, because I have no job :(

 0Posted on Jul 19th, 2011 | re: WHAT IS ARI GOLD'S WIFE'S NAME?! (56 comments)

Spicy Tuna Roll

 +6Posted on Jul 8th, 2011 | re: Friday Giveaway: Curb Your Enthusiasm Mug And Mousepad (29 comments)

Hi, I’m Larry David, I’m gonna do that thing I shouldn’t do, and then I’m gonna do it again later, and I’m gonna talk about why I should be able to do it a lot in meantime.

Certain people have been known to shout “Expelliarmus” while in the stall of a public restroom, could be anyone, really.

 +2Posted on May 6th, 2011 | re: BREAKING: TERRIBLE (WONDERFUL) KITTEN CRASH! (43 comments)

On the left side we have the reigning champion of the derby, Count Crashula and on the right we have a relative newcomer, Ms. Kitty Carnage!

 0Posted on Apr 1st, 2011 | re: Normal Shirts Vs. Normal Skins Stuff (73 comments)

Was it not obvious to anyone else that the guys confident and willing to go bare-chested were going to win this fight against kids that are too self conscious to go shirtless? I don’t know the rules here, but I’m willing to bet that the Skins win more often than not.

 +4Posted on Mar 17th, 2011 | re: Extra! Extra! (52 comments)

They look pretty similar to me. It seems like Ricky Gervais is in on this one.

 -2Posted on Feb 24th, 2011 | re: This Is Just A Very Good Speech About Abortion Funding (123 comments)

What is this, AbortionGum?

That sounds like the morning after pill in gum form.

 +1Posted on Feb 24th, 2011 | re: The Chronicles Of Rick Roll Is Real (51 comments)

I sure hope Ted Williams gets a cameo

 +6Posted on Feb 24th, 2011 | re: The Chronicles Of Rick Roll Is Real (51 comments)

Backtrace to the Future

 +1Posted on Feb 10th, 2011 | re: Let's Do The Charlie Sheen Numbers (73 comments)

Is it a double secret reference to Two Guys, a Girl, and a Pizza Place? My most favorite show of all time.

 +3Posted on Feb 4th, 2011 | re: This Is A Photograph Of Russell Brand In High School (52 comments)

Why so serious?

 +3Posted on Feb 4th, 2011 | re: The Dogfather Trailer, You Guys (44 comments)

Basenji is dead. So is Phillip Chihuahua. Moe Greyhound. Saluki. Corgi. Today I settled all family business so don’t tell me that you’re innocent. Admit what you did.

 +4Posted on Feb 4th, 2011 | re: The Dogfather Trailer, You Guys (44 comments)

I think this is a Nerf ad.

Frieda?

Or when Sir Ian McKellen was given an AU dollar when he placed his hat between his feet and sat on a bench?

 0Posted on Dec 21st, 2010 | re: That's Your Band: Falcon Heene's Boy Band (28 comments)

Looks like I got out of Fort Collins just in the nick of time

 +7Posted on Dec 17th, 2010 | re: R.I.P. Larry King Live (52 comments)

There’s something wrong with that statement, or is it his first stand-up joke? He should add “I should know, I knew them both” Then it would become one of those ‘Larry King is old’ jokes that were all the rage last year.

 +8Posted on Dec 15th, 2010 | re: Best New Party Game 41: Birdie Movie Quotes (176 comments)

You had me at W-A-L-K

 +11Posted on Dec 15th, 2010 | re: An Open Letter To The Clay Duke Surveillance Tape (184 comments)

I’m with you, I didn’t even know about the video, and I think was better off not knowing, it’s like someone showing me a door and saying, “This door is bad, I’m not gonna open it and if you open it I will look down on you forever from moral high-ground”

Or something like that.

 +6Posted on Dec 6th, 2010 | re: The Beaver Trailer, You Guys (130 comments)

http://www.beaverhotel.co.uk/