Oh boy, I’ve spent the last 26 minutes trying to log into the Facebook. Can I just lose? Or do I have to join an older generation because I can’t keep up with my peer group? Which one wears lentils as hats? I’ll be in that generation instead.

Wait. Wait! Are you lying right now?? Just how old were you when you learned to lie, That One?

And I’m on to you. Just because you say the word “science” in a lie doesn’t make it not a lie. That’s just science!