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 +1Posted on Jan 17th, 2012 | re: Chris Gethard Calls Out Videogum Commenter Just Dessérts (25 comments)

I thought the winner of the shoutout was supposed to log in via fb :(

DAVID SEDARIS
SO RAVEN

 +12Posted on Dec 29th, 2011 | re: Favorite Supercuts Of 2011 (55 comments)

Gigantic Humans – Steve Guttenberg and Members of LAPD – Overtake Los Angeles, begin ripping up the walk of fame

 +16Posted on Dec 5th, 2011 | re: Anybody Have Theater Class Notes For Chet Haze's Final Paper? (56 comments)

so you’ve heard his work?

 +1Posted on Nov 11th, 2011 | re: Friday Giveaway: TimbrePro Earbuds (60 comments)

Can Honestly Say I want that wood in my ear, Please, PLEASE?
Please.

 +1Posted on Nov 10th, 2011 | re: NSFW: "Me And My Mom Dancing To My Neck My Back" (39 comments)

Strangest Boner Right now, had to share, dont even care I’m FB connected and shit

 +4Posted on Nov 2nd, 2011 | re: That's Your Pen: The Sylvester Stallone "Chaos" Pen (31 comments)

“Drawing Inspiration”
#PenPuns

 +7Posted on Oct 20th, 2011 | re: Where Does Barack Obama Really Stand On Keeping Up With The Kardashians? (35 comments)

Sounde.d.

only birds have a Chlo-K-Cah

 0Posted on Oct 7th, 2011 | re: Friday Giveaway: The League: The Complete First Season (31 comments)

i dum, I thought it asked which was my favorite

 0Posted on Oct 7th, 2011 | re: Friday Giveaway: The League: The Complete First Season (31 comments)

obviously it’s paul scheer, he’s at the holy nexus of two sets of vesica piscis
also obviously he’s amazeballs in everything, but his work on Best week ever, NTSF:SD:SUV:: and his random appearances on funny or die tv.

 +19Posted on Oct 4th, 2011 | re: Hank Williams Jr. Seems Pretty Normal (75 comments)

The Comments I saw on EVERY Article relating to this were among the dumbest on the internet. RacistRepublicanSportsFanatics are at the nexus of the worst.

 +1Posted on Sep 27th, 2011 | re: Cheech And Chong's Magic Brownie Adventure Movie (18 comments)

I’m gonna go rolling on werthers at Burning Pole

 0Posted on Aug 29th, 2011 | re: Anonymous Protesters Helping Time Warner (2 comments)

e-member – electronic remembories

 +10Posted on Aug 24th, 2011 | re: Will And Jada Smith NOT Getting Divorced "YET?!" (16 comments)

The MOST Earth-Shaking News I have heard this week, no question. I am literally shaking.

 +1Posted on Aug 15th, 2011 | re: Monsters' Ball: The Week's Best Comments (52 comments)

Boobs on the News

 +6Posted on Aug 10th, 2011 | re: Every Death Scene From The Final Destination Movies (14 comments)

Don’t Swear at Gabe!

Back in the day, they used to share a bed. Hence the whole, “QUIT EATING COOKIES IN THE BED, ERNIE,” Routine.

Might I suggest a darkened Donna?

 +2Posted on Aug 5th, 2011 | re: Friday Giveaway: Louie: Season One (67 comments)

Backwaxer?

 0Posted on Aug 5th, 2011 | re: Friday Giveaway: Louie: Season One (67 comments)

Good Show, I Must say
That Louis CK
So Smooth,
So Sharp,
goes great with andouille sorbet

 +38Posted on Jul 20th, 2011 | re: Dancing Squid Is Horrifying Please Don't Eat It (50 comments)

IDK, Kelly. A couple of friends of mine have been to japan and gone to these raw bars where they serve you fish that they cut from a STILL LIVING FISH. Like, There’s a fish, swimming, they grab it, slice off the shank, and then put it back in the water to SWIM AROUND SOME MORE WITH PART OF IT CUT OFF TO AWAIT THE REST OF IT BEING SLICED.

There are competitions amongst fish choppers (I don’t know the exact term, FisheruChopperu, Maybe (dats raycess)) to see who can slice a fish up the most without kill-killing it all the way, flopping fish shanks practically breathing at you…
Anyway, what I’m saying is, Asians eat weird things; I MIGHT be a little bit racist.

 0Posted on Jul 15th, 2011 | re: Today We Are All This Kid Outside The Morning News (27 comments)

Yeah, Guess the HoverCat is out of the Bag (And Coming for your Soul, as it were)