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 +8Posted on Jun 17th, 2013 | re: Last Night's Episode Of Mad Men Wasn't Very Good! (41 comments)

It felt off because for once, everyone kind of got what they wanted except for two people who seem “good,” Peggy and Ted, and Peggy and Ted were punished because they don’t know how to be sneaky and play the game. Pete thought he knew how to play the game, but he didn’t know what the game was. Now that he knows, he knows how to play it, which is why he seemed visibly more confident and happy at the end of the episode than he’s seemed all season. If you like GoT, you should have loved this episode of Mad Men!

 +4Posted on Aug 10th, 2012 | re: Our TV Is Not The Problem With Our Culture (63 comments)

Your name suits this picture very well. Are you the fellow in the train conductor overalls?

 +4Posted on Aug 10th, 2012 | re: Our TV Is Not The Problem With Our Culture (63 comments)

Such as “anything other than pig’s feet”?

 +3Posted on Aug 10th, 2012 | re: 6 Things About Chatroulette "Call Me Maybe" (17 comments)

I like how any time the other party is a female or multiple people, they laugh and/or sing along, but any time it’s a lone dude, he’s all “WHAAAAAAT?!” or “GROSS!”

Really I thought his shirt was exactly the correct amount of tight for ogling.

 +1Posted on Jul 28th, 2012 | re: Antoine Dodson Finally Breaks His Legendary Silence About Chick-Fil-A (33 comments)

As a person living in the south (but not raised in the south), I will say this: Chik-fil-A has the most polite drive-thru attendants in the country. This is a documented (by me) fact. I’m not saying I WANT those kids to have to find jobs working at other establishments, I’m just saying that with that kind of training, SHOULD Chik-fil-A go under, we could get ourselves a lot of really polite drive-thru attendants in the near future. FOOD (amirite?!) for thought.

 0Posted on Jul 25th, 2012 | re: Naming Kate Gosselin's Reality Dating Show (36 comments)

I know we’re naming the show and all, but I’m surprised no one has commented yet on the fact that E! News totally beat out Extra! for the right to “exclusively learn” this information that is probably really important to everyone who works in the television industry.

 +4Posted on Jul 24th, 2012 | re: The Videogum Movie Club: The Dark Knight Rises (157 comments)

I mostly agree, but I think the thing about Bane having been her protector and Bruce having sex with her does give Bane a very clear motivation for wanting to punch Batman.

 0Posted on Jul 20th, 2012 | re: Best New Party Game 68: Name Your Vagina After A Movie (233 comments)

The Virgin Suicides

 0Posted on Jul 17th, 2012 | re: Naming The Brand New Take On "Sleeping Beauty"! (42 comments)

Plus in, like, 3 out of 4 of those ones, Angelina Jolie would have to play an ogre who wants to EAT babies instead of ADOPTING them! Comedy indeed!

 +5Posted on Jun 13th, 2012 | re: What Is YOUR Fifty Shades of Grey Movie Adaptation Dream Cast? (33 comments)

How about Maggie Gyllenhaal and James Spader?

 +5Posted on Jun 13th, 2012 | re: The Videogum Why Don't YOU Caption It? Contest: 100 Years Of Paramount (118 comments)

*I know everyone was staring expectantly into the black space of the internet as you heard the ominous beats on my keyboard getting closer and closer to that much-anticipated Katie Featherston joke, and then you all totally jumped and screamed when it finally hit the comments, except for those of you who had been covering your eyes the whole time and just pretended to be scared when everyone else screamed, although you didn’t really know why and were kind of glad you didn’t know why, because nightmares.

 +1Posted on Jun 13th, 2012 | re: The Videogum Why Don't YOU Caption It? Contest: 100 Years Of Paramount (118 comments)

Nice to see Katie Featherston finally participating in some NORMAL Activity!*

 +18Posted on Jun 12th, 2012 | re: OK, Jurassic Park Wedding Proposal, You Got Me (29 comments)

for the rehearsal dinner, they’ll just have a live goat lowered into the middle of the table in a harness.

 +6Posted on Jun 12th, 2012 | re: OK, Jurassic Park Wedding Proposal, You Got Me (29 comments)

Damnit! Now how am I supposed to propose to that kid from Jurassic Park?

 +6Posted on Jun 11th, 2012 | re: Mad Men: Season 5 Finale (161 comments)

Wait maybe they’re both Roger.

 +6Posted on Jun 11th, 2012 | re: Mad Men: Season 5 Finale (161 comments)

Maybe the naked lady is Joan and the dude in pajamas is the skeevy Jaguar dude?

 +10Posted on Jun 11th, 2012 | re: Mad Men: Season 5 Finale (161 comments)

While I agree that there was maybe too much Adam stuff, I’ve been thinking about Don thinking about Adam since last week. Both he and Lane hanged themselves essentially because Don asked them to get out of his life, so it would make sense that he’d connect them.

She is actually 26! I know this because I looked it up last night when I was watching Fallon and was wondering whether she was secretly Taylor Swift in a wig.

 +9Posted on Jun 8th, 2012 | re: A Little Bit Of Pretty Obvious Sir Isaac Newton News (47 comments)

I will watch this movie ONLY if they make it an anachronistic steam punk buddy cop movie in which Albert Einstein (Harrison Ford) and Isaac Newton (Jeremy Renner? or Johnny Depp wearing prostethics, because I just feel like he’d want to be a part of this) team up to talk about physics and invent an electricity-powered space ship that travels at the speed of light so they can effectively go to the future to stop the Third Reich before it even gets started (obviously with help from David Bowie reprising his role as Tesla from The Prestige), and the tag line will be something like, “This TIME, Newton’s taking the LAWS into his own hands,” and all the reviews will have to include something about the movie being “RELATIVELY good.”

 +5Posted on Jun 8th, 2012 | re: The New Hit Single From Max Harris, "High" (23 comments)

I know he SAID “no looking back” at the end, but I was really hoping for one last sassy over-the-shoulder glance.

 0Posted on Jun 7th, 2012 | re: The Videogum Movie Club: Snow White And The Huntsman (84 comments)

Although this movie had an bitchy blonde queen who seemed to have a creepy relationship with her also-blond brother, dwarfs, sword-wielding brunette girls, lots of running through woods, cavalry battles, castles, princess who are prophesized to rule peaceably because of some magic thing, cute boys with cute accents, and CGI mythical creatures, it was overall a lot more LAME OF THRONES than these qualities would lead one (me) to believe.

Hopefully she will take another photograph of herself pouting.

Thank goodness she took a picture of herself pouting about this so the news could use it in their story about her not getting to be sparkly in a specific place for a few hours.

 +18Posted on Jun 4th, 2012 | re: Game Of Thrones Season 2 Finale Open Thread (148 comments)

Yeah, but whereas Tyrion was like, “Save your own homes and families and lives! Who cares about glory because you aren’t going to get it anyway!”, Theon was all, “Statues for everyone! Songs about us until the end of time! I’m a teenager and I want to be famous!” Theon is an asshat.