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 +3Posted on Apr 11th | re: Everything About This Nike Video Is A Terrible Fucking Lie (125 comments)

-President of the In Defense of Animal Collective group

 +5Posted on Apr 10th | re: Everything About This Nike Video Is A Terrible Fucking Lie (125 comments)

Just Eat Pray Love It. Seriously buy more Reebok! They support Crossfit now, and Crossfit it awesome.

 +7Posted on Mar 23rd | re: Girl Stuff: The World’s First Diamond Ring (15 comments)

So mad I watched that whole video.

 +1Posted on Feb 10th | re: This Week In Movie Trailers, You Guys (53 comments)

I’d rather watch Melancholia 12 more times. How many more end of the world movies are they going to try and force on us?

Hahaha, “it’s a spam”. Gonna start using that.

 +7Posted on Feb 3rd | re: This Week In Movie Trailers, You Guys (30 comments)

The scary thing about the Red Lights trailer was the fart noise at the end.

 +15Posted on Jan 31st | re: Kate Hudson Spotted With The New Mr. Cool Disguise (130 comments)

Just so we’re clear, Muse is basically a bad, The Bend’s-era Radiohead plus piano, right? And whinier, with more sci-fi nerd appeal? Definitely appalling, for sure.

 +1Posted on Jan 13th | re: Duh Aficionado Magazine: Ricky Gervais Is An Asshole (96 comments)

Couldn’t agree more. Stephen Merchant is the hugely unsung hero here.

 +1Posted on Dec 2nd, 2011 | re: This Week In Movie Trailers, You Guys (31 comments)

I’m a dummy anyway, this IS a Gabe post. Nevermind, just watch the full trailer, everybody. See you March 2nd.

 +1Posted on Dec 2nd, 2011 | re: This Week In Movie Trailers, You Guys (31 comments)

I fully expected it as well. Perhaps only Gabe is T&E friendly?

 +2Posted on Dec 2nd, 2011 | re: High School Students Force Michele Bachmann To Rest Her Case (76 comments)

Dang Jeb, how has my mom never made that joke? She was made for that joke. And there we were, spending my childhood at the Ranch. I still miss the pizza (it’s not that good).

 +2Posted on Dec 2nd, 2011 | re: High School Students Force Michele Bachmann To Rest Her Case (76 comments)

Ditto! High five, Iowa! We’re not all crazy, I promise. IN FACT: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yMLZO-sObzQ&feature=youtu.be

I dare you to be more eloquent.

All of the crystal skulls, duh.

 0Posted on Nov 30th, 2011 | re: The Tim And Eric's Billion Dollar Movie Teaser Trailer, You Guys (11 comments)

I’m scared (can’t waaaaai) to see this.

 +6Posted on Nov 22nd, 2011 | re: WILL AN "R-RATED" SEX SCENE MAKE THE TWILIGHT: BREAKING DAWN DVD?!!??!! (16 comments)

THE WHOLE WORLD IS THRUSTING! THE WHOLE WORLD IS THRUSTING!

 +3Posted on Oct 28th, 2011 | re: Methinks The Michael Moore Doth Protest Too Much (77 comments)

EXACTLY!!!! Thank you. I’m glad you got that off my chest, Gabe.

 0Posted on Oct 21st, 2011 | re: Ricky Gervais Has Gone Completely Off The Rails (94 comments)

It’s ‘Down Syndrome’, no ‘apostrophe s’ involved. Down Syndrome.

Any guesses on how many song writers it took to create this mindless garbage?

 +1Posted on Oct 7th, 2011 | re: This Week In Movie Trailers, You Guys (24 comments)

“Let’s cash in this whole Sherlock Holmes thing and put a goatee on John Cusack and yeah great idea!!!” Ugh.

Also I love that apparently by not getting married and not having kids means you’re pathetic and not a grown up yet; my mortgage and job beg to differ.

I can’t remember the last time I wanted to see a movie. Typical Hollywood movies truly are the worst.

 +1Posted on Sep 25th, 2011 | re: Breaking Bad S04E10: Oops, Now You're Dead (63 comments)

Thank you Kelly, great recap as always. I had to scroll back to find it, I was behind on my viewing/recap reading.

 +3Posted on Sep 12th, 2011 | re: Breaking Bad S04E09: That's Way Harsh, Walt (38 comments)

I’m with you on that, really thought he mentioned a family at one point. Mebbe it’s the pretend family that lives in his head. I imagine everyone in the family has Gus’ head for a head.

 0Posted on Sep 12th, 2011 | re: Breaking Bad S04E09: That's Way Harsh, Walt (38 comments)

Weird, really? I didn’t notice the word or the bleeping. Hrm.

 +2Posted on Sep 6th, 2011 | re: Breaking Bad S04E08: I Have A Feeling We're Not In Chile Anymore, Ugh (43 comments)

Megavideo?