The Sulphuric-afire Explosion
I should. I always have a sore neck afterwards, and it didn’t help that last week, I cricked back to Andy Murray’s losing face on the tvs reflected onto the spin studio when I should have been looking forward.
Let’s share “hot dudes at spinning class” stories:
I have a fairly attractive instructor who is basically like the hot PE teachers I used to have at school, but with a personality and not tainted by the whole “I am forced to do exercise and I hate it so much and I wish it was swimming and I had a note saying it was my period every week” thing. He’s encouraging, plays bad nineties soft rock, Ibiza jams and boyband classics, and, errr, yeah.
Last Sunday, I arrived early and inadvertently took the bike closest to him at the front. I did not fall over. In fact, I would like to say that I upped my game.
I am very tempted to stay longer next week to get some advice on correct posture on the bike. Honestly.
A warning from distant Lorry history:
While we’re at it, the obligatory ‘making of’ video too and warning from distant ad creation history:
The Best Viral Videos 2013 retrospective does not need any more clips now, sorry future Froggy Fresh jamz.
The sequin suit left me so APPALLED. Then again, the organisers would get so upset about the branding on the Mr Cool Disguise’s earlier, cooler disguise.
I only wished Will.I.Am showed a fraction of McAvoy’s enthusiasm, at the expense of multitasking:
(Yep, this really happened)
His dual role in Frankenstein left people appalled!
I was saying Honey Boo-urns
Oh man, the Perez Hilton boyband audition:
I think the excerpt of “Real Talk” edged it for me.
Eh, whatever, they’re no Verka Serduchka:
This is how they should continue the Twilight film franchise!
One of the kids can be a brooding satyr who’s just fallen in love with Renesmee and started a feud with the wolves!
Just the right bear: