seems like a nice guy…
I like to imagine a bunch of middle aged women on their Jitterbug brand cellular phones and facebook pages all organizing this flash mob with one another… No I don’t, I dont’ like to imagine middle aged women.
I’d pay him to -do what hookers do to paying customers- any day!
why? why is this okay?
does he have a speech impediment, or is he just crazy hood?
Wait, so were all of those men Ashton Kutcher?
“why you walking in a random alley in the hood” “because, mom kicked me out for because I’m making too much noise”
Yo fuh real, was that party at a cookie factory? Because, ya’ll look a thousand chips delicious.
It’s fun to hang out with friends w/ pizza, everyone agree!?
This movie should be called “Titties”. Because “titty” is a hilarious word, and… basically, they should make a movie (nonporn) called “Titties” that’s all sad and shit, and has a wedding.
How do you make farts 3D? Get it? this guy is a fart.
Ant Dod, quit playin’ yo. Yo, quit playin’.
Fuck this noise. You ever open up a pouch of gushers and enjoy them without having to first dislodge them from the fruity tumor that they ALWAYS FORM by binding together? No, because that doesn’t happen.
This kid’s a hack. I hate this kid. His favorite star wars is the one with the guy from heroes, and he only wears jean shorts, never pants, even in the winter. He’s not even old enough to vote. If he did, he’d vote for the political party with the turtle, you know the one.
Congratulations, you are no eligible to adopt me as your child and teach me how to be as wonderful as you are, papa-san.
I’m crying for america.
that little girl knows what’s up!
if you don’t know what google is, can you look it up in the dictionary? How do you google what google is, if you don’t even know what google is in the first place? Think about it, man.
Can we name the kids? The little girl’s name is probably Blythe or something hip, And the little baby of undefined gender is probably named Gorm or Narnac (depending on if it’s a boy or a girl, respectively).
They’re like taunting us with their glasses and waxy mustaches, man. Of course it’s fake.
Secret Blanket Hipster Sex Orgy Camps.
Needs more shorts.
Poor blind woman, ironing that community college dropout’s beach towel.