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 +1Posted on May 9th, 2011 | re: That's Your Boyfriend: Johnny Gold (37 comments)

seems like a nice guy…

I like to imagine a bunch of middle aged women on their Jitterbug brand cellular phones and facebook pages all organizing this flash mob with one another… No I don’t, I dont’ like to imagine middle aged women.

 0Posted on Apr 18th, 2011 | re: Look At Me Now I'm Getting Paper! (35 comments)

I’d pay him to -do what hookers do to paying customers- any day!

 0Posted on Apr 18th, 2011 | re: The Eighth Spring Jam Of 2011: RAED's "She Wants Me Back" (41 comments)

why? why is this okay?

 0Posted on Apr 12th, 2011 | re: The Seventh Spring Jam Of 2011: Boostalk - "We Gon Rock" (41 comments)

does he have a speech impediment, or is he just crazy hood?

 0Posted on Apr 12th, 2011 | re: Ashton Kutcher's New Anti-Child Slavery PSA Campaign Is Insane (86 comments)

Wait, so were all of those men Ashton Kutcher?

 0Posted on Apr 11th, 2011 | re: Mr. Chi-City Is Mr. BACK City! (28 comments)

“why you walking in a random alley in the hood” “because, mom kicked me out for because I’m making too much noise”

 +11Posted on Apr 8th, 2011 | re: Happy Third Birthday, Videogum! (145 comments)

Yo fuh real, was that party at a cookie factory? Because, ya’ll look a thousand chips delicious.

 +4Posted on Apr 8th, 2011 | re: Happy Third Birthday, Videogum! (145 comments)

It’s fun to hang out with friends w/ pizza, everyone agree!?

 +4Posted on Apr 8th, 2011 | re: Melancholia Trailer, You Guys (63 comments)

This movie should be called “Titties”. Because “titty” is a hilarious word, and… basically, they should make a movie (nonporn) called “Titties” that’s all sad and shit, and has a wedding.

 +3Posted on Apr 8th, 2011 | re: They Are Making A 3D "Fred" Movie, FINALLY (46 comments)

How do you make farts 3D? Get it? this guy is a fart.

 +2Posted on Apr 8th, 2011 | re: They Are Making A 3D "Fred" Movie, FINALLY (46 comments)

Ant Dod, quit playin’ yo. Yo, quit playin’.

 +19Posted on Apr 7th, 2011 | re: Fruit Gushers Review (80 comments)

Fuck this noise. You ever open up a pouch of gushers and enjoy them without having to first dislodge them from the fruity tumor that they ALWAYS FORM by binding together? No, because that doesn’t happen.

This kid’s a hack. I hate this kid. His favorite star wars is the one with the guy from heroes, and he only wears jean shorts, never pants, even in the winter. He’s not even old enough to vote. If he did, he’d vote for the political party with the turtle, you know the one.

 0Posted on Apr 5th, 2011 | re: The World Isn't THAT Flat (45 comments)

Congratulations, you are no eligible to adopt me as your child and teach me how to be as wonderful as you are, papa-san.

 +6Posted on Mar 30th, 2011 | re: MTV's Teen Wolf Trailer, You Guys (38 comments)

I’m crying for america.

 0Posted on Mar 30th, 2011 | re: "Crying For America" Is Not A Good Song! (106 comments)

that little girl knows what’s up!

 +4Posted on Mar 29th, 2011 | re: Kid Cudi Baby Vs. Death Metal Baby (47 comments)

GerbWAR

 +15Posted on Mar 29th, 2011 | re: Kid Cudi Baby Vs. Death Metal Baby (47 comments)

Jaundice Priest

 +12Posted on Mar 29th, 2011 | re: Kid Cudi Baby Vs. Death Metal Baby (47 comments)

if you don’t know what google is, can you look it up in the dictionary? How do you google what google is, if you don’t even know what google is in the first place? Think about it, man.

 +23Posted on Mar 29th, 2011 | re: Kid Cudi Baby Vs. Death Metal Baby (47 comments)

Can we name the kids? The little girl’s name is probably Blythe or something hip, And the little baby of undefined gender is probably named Gorm or Narnac (depending on if it’s a boy or a girl, respectively).

 0Posted on Mar 24th, 2011 | re: Grown Adults Start A Fort Club, Are Your Boyfriends And Girlfriends (167 comments)

They’re like taunting us with their glasses and waxy mustaches, man. Of course it’s fake.

 +2Posted on Mar 24th, 2011 | re: Grown Adults Start A Fort Club, Are Your Boyfriends And Girlfriends (167 comments)

Secret Blanket Hipster Sex Orgy Camps.

 +4Posted on Mar 23rd, 2011 | re: What Should Glenn Beck Name His Cable Network? (90 comments)

Cartoon Network.

 +1Posted on Mar 22nd, 2011 | re: Tyra Collette IS Wonder Woman (73 comments)

Needs more shorts.

 +3Posted on Mar 22nd, 2011 | re: The Videogum Why Don't YOU Caption It? Contest: Chet Haze Ironing (100 comments)

Poor blind woman, ironing that community college dropout’s beach towel.