I hope they know I’m not going to tip anyone now that I have to make the pizza myself.
I hope everyone stayed tuned afterwards to watch Amy Sedaris feed a blindfolded Tom Colicchio her jelly beans (his favorite).
I was about to say that exact same thing and you beat me by 4 minutes! Drats!
Sterling’s Gold – Nick Madson
Someone needs to marry me right now so we can hire these fine ladies.
If there only were a place for people to go who enjoy stomping on the heads of people who disagree with them. Oh right, it’s called prison, and that guy belongs there.
I like to think that everyone on the internet is completely self aware and the master of satire. It would delight me to no end if the world was just that intelligent and awesome.
And fat people are NOT the new gingers. That is just mean.
Is this what Smuckers means?! Is this why Destiny’s Child is not ready for this jelly?
Also, and more importantly, the bartender on Grey’s Anatomy. DUH.
Oh man, Liz Lemon must be so gay.
“4.) That dad is no Frank Lapidus, so just stop it.”
But he is Luke from Gilmore Girls, and so I think this means we’re in the same universe as Parenthood.
I almost said, “Hey, you stole that joke from wettrew.” And then I saw you are wettrew. Carry on.
(And congrats for your WMOAT. I hope it was everything you hoped for, while you lay awake at night, hoping, and clutching your full-sized Gabe body pillow.)
Seriously. As a Midwesterner, I find it hard to take NYC’s weather freakouts seriously. Also, has no one in Brooklyn even seen Twister? That is not what tornadoes look like!
I thought it was Benjamin Linus!
Hmm. . . logic. I see where you’re going with this.
There’s just something about this guy that makes me want to do the opposite of what he’s yelling at me to do. Like call people names. When he yells “I’m not gay,” I want to say, “Yes you are. You are very gay. But you are not a homosexual because they are better than you.”
Mebbe it’s best to just come up with another name to call him. Like – schmurgin. This guy is such a schmurgin. (No offense to any schmurgle people?)
I’m 90% sure this kid’s face is on a billboard for Children’s Hospital just north of the WI border on I-94. I would take a picture, but I’m usually going about 80mph past it.
OMG you guys, how did this happen? I love how you only have to explain gifs and they still get monster upvotes around here. That’s why this place is the best.
Here I would put a gif of fireworks, and it would say: “You like me! You really like me!” (Sally Field references – still cool, right?)
I literally went “What are LOLcats!” Boo.
I don’t like change! CHANGE IS SCARY!!!
The words look and sound different. Eh. eh. ehhhh….
You guys sort this out. I’m going to be over in the corner in the fetal position for the rest of the day.