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 -2Posted on Oct 12th, 2011 | re: Rob Lowe's Parks & Recreation Gross Hair Mystery: SOLVED! (8 comments)

I thought this post was going to explain Rob Lowe’s gross existence on Parks and Recreation. I’m sorry, I just don’t understand why he’s there? :/

 +10Posted on Sep 19th, 2011 | re: Wait, What Is Happening With Netflix? (101 comments)

I woke up this morning to a thud, and realized my phone had fallen off the shelf onto the floor. I picked it up and saw that I had gotten this email. Basically, it made my phone try and commit suicide.

 +5Posted on Aug 26th, 2011 | re: This Week In Movie Trailers, You Guys (22 comments)

Tyrannosaur: “Without doubt one of the films of the year.” Hmm . . .

 +6Posted on Oct 26th, 2010 | re: The Videogum Why Don't YOU Caption It? Contest: Antoine Dogson (148 comments)

“There is definitely a rapist in Lincoln Bark.”

No? Puns not funny enough for you? Then…

“I am not a bitch. I am you.”

A pun inside a crossover meme. You’ve been inceptioned.

 +14Posted on Oct 21st, 2010 | re: This Drive Thru Law Office Is Real (52 comments)

 +19Posted on Oct 21st, 2010 | re: The Videogum Why Don't YOU Caption It? Contest: Luke Perry At Dragon Con (188 comments)

 +1Posted on Oct 13th, 2010 | re: Christine O'Donnell References "Bed Intruder Song" In Latest Political Ad (59 comments)

Maybe it’s my speakers, but I’m pretty sure it was narrated by this guy:

 +4Posted on Oct 8th, 2010 | re: Thursday Night TV Open Thread: Rhubarb Rhubarb Peas And Carrots Rhubarb (111 comments)

Yes, I completely agree. This show would be so much better without a thirteen year old telling me how what I’m watching is funny. I mentally erased the v/o while watching this week, and I had way more lulz.

 +33Posted on Sep 24th, 2010 | re: Dear Outsourced, Please Kill Yourself (215 comments)

I am from Wisconsin, and I am offended. But it’s ok, because I put a picture of this show in my wallet.

I accept!

I’m pretty sure this is what I sound like on job interviews, and this is why I still don’t have a job. (Hire me?)

 +4Posted on Sep 20th, 2010 | re: Mad Men S04E09: Looking Good, Ladies! (90 comments)

Oh man, I don’t care if it’s basically one of Family Guy’s favorite gags. Don and Ken Cosgrove trying to conduct a meeting with Pete Campbell cleaning up Miss Blankenship in the background was the best thing everrrrrrrrr. I’m going back to staring at that gif for the rest of the day.

 +7Posted on Sep 16th, 2010 | re: Top Chef S07E13: Boring Season Ends Boringly (64 comments)

I’m also pretty sure they thought they were giving the award to Kenny.

 +30Posted on Sep 16th, 2010 | re: Top Chef S07E13: Boring Season Ends Boringly (64 comments)

These judges are all obviously drunk and meant to award the title of Top Chef to the OTHER husky bearded fellow named Kevin.

 -3Posted on Sep 14th, 2010 | re: Ginger Kid Dresses Like The Mad Hatter And Plans A Rap Video (69 comments)

Can we please stop using the words “gay” to refer to homosexuals, and “retard” to refer to the mentally handicapped? I ask this not because I am offended, but because I really want what this guy is to be a “gay retard” and not have it offend anybody. I want the words “gay” and “retard” to refer to people (of any sexuality or mental capacity) like this guy, and not be derogatory to anyone else. Just this guy.

Also, have we settled on a name for a man slut yet, because SO MANY HICKIES.

 +1Posted on Jul 30th, 2010 | re: Iron Chef Secret Ingredient Supercut (18 comments)

The only reason you watch Iron Chef is because of the DRAMA. That, and Mario Batali dripping sweat all over some otherwise delicious looking Italian food.

 +1Posted on Jul 15th, 2010 | re: Teenage Boy In Town (80 comments)

“What is that red light pointing at me from inside the bushes?”

I like that Mel Gibson is so method, that even his racist, misogynistic rants are Australian accent free.

This is obviously a sequel to The Room. SPOILER ALERT.

 +1Posted on Jul 1st, 2010 | re: Best New Party Game 27: Patriotic Movies (315 comments)

Gone With The Fireworks (My Fingers Are)

 +78Posted on Jun 28th, 2010 | re: Kristin Chenoweth Let The Actress In Her Take Over! (47 comments)

In the Broadway race for my heart, Hugh Jackman is number one, and Kristin Chenoweth is number two.

 +4Posted on Jun 28th, 2010 | re: Old Man Dances To Lady Gaga To Teach Us All About Life (34 comments)

This is the new thing I’m going to post on peoples’ walls when Facebook has just reminded me it’s their birthday.

 0Posted on Jun 28th, 2010 | re: In Defense Of Jason Bateman (101 comments)

What? This has. . . I . . . well, frankly I’m just disappointed and didn’t log in to find some ambitious whippersnapper had gone and made one.

 +104Posted on Jun 25th, 2010 | re: In Defense Of Jason Bateman (101 comments)

I don’t know how to make photoshopped images/gifs of things, but if I did, right here I would put a gif of Jason Bateman with his head down while the Charlie Brown song played, and you would all give me about +7 upvotes for the Arrested Development reference.

 +2Posted on Jun 22nd, 2010 | re: America's Sweetheart, Zach Anner, Continues To Want A TV Show (19 comments)

Shh, Gabe. Don’t fight it. Just accept that this is going to happen.