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 0Posted on Jun 22nd, 2012 | re: Friday Giveaway: Seeking A Friend At The End Of The World Prize Pack (47 comments)

Telekinesis.

 +1Posted on Jun 15th, 2012 | re: Friday Giveaway: Moonrise Kingdom Prize Package (143 comments)

I’m going to find it and I’m going to destroy it. I don’t know how yet. Possibly with dynamite.

Well that’s just, like, your opinion, man.

 +14Posted on Oct 28th, 2011 | re: Thursday Night TV Open Thread (131 comments)

I almost died when he said ‘Sonic and Hedgehog.’

 +3Posted on Oct 28th, 2011 | re: Thursday Night TV Open Thread (131 comments)

This is how I felt when I used to go to movie rental stores. (rip blockbuster)

 +4Posted on Oct 28th, 2011 | re: Thursday Night TV Open Thread (131 comments)

Britta is the best.

 +3Posted on Oct 28th, 2011 | re: Thursday Night TV Open Thread (131 comments)

Okay I watched the cold open of Whitney because I had no idea what it was and it pretty much did the exact type of cold open that Louie made fun of in the ‘Oh Louie’ episode, complete with the ‘I love you despite you being an asshole’ look at the end.

 0Posted on Oct 27th, 2011 | re: Ken Jennings Is The 99%? (80 comments)

Wait, Jennings got ZERG RUSHED?

 +3Posted on Oct 26th, 2011 | re: Wait, Zach Galifianakis Was On Conan Last Night?! (10 comments)

“Are you working on any characters right now?” was the WORST feeder line considering a pretty common part of Zach’s act is his whole ‘Here’s a character I’ve been working on’ bit.

Other menu items include:

Mixed Greens (“Like the carpets in our house”)
Potato Chips (“Marky’s favorite childhood snack”)
Skinny Fries (“Like Christian Bale”)

Ben Stiller scraps plans for new vegetarian restaurant ‘Greenburgers.’

The idea of a Funky Brunch is too hilarious a visual picture to be upset we made the same joke within seconds of each other.

Every Sunday they feature the Funky Brunch.

 +32Posted on Oct 24th, 2011 | re: There's Something Wrong With The Vampire Dog Poster (53 comments)

Why the hell isn’t Vampire Dog a Bloodhound. So many missed opportunities.

 +7Posted on Oct 24th, 2011 | re: The Walking Dead S02E02: Is There An Animal Doctor In The Farmhouse?! (83 comments)

Yep in fact just look at Breaking Bad for some of the best uses of Flashbacks ever in the history of everything

 +5Posted on Oct 24th, 2011 | re: The Walking Dead S02E02: Is There An Animal Doctor In The Farmhouse?! (83 comments)

The flashbacks in LOST served to create a dichotomy between the characters lives pre-crash and post-crash, and what that means for the continued development of their character. Granted in later seasons there was many a ‘filler’ episode (as with any serialized drama) but when it worked it worked very well. ‘Walkabout’ is still one of my favorite television episodes ever.

Here it wasn’t used for any interesting purpose and we learned nothing new and nothing important. (Shane told Lori Grimes was shot. Lori had to tell Carl Grimes was shot. Carl went like this: -_-)

Also ‘fake story’ is a little redundant

 +20Posted on Oct 24th, 2011 | re: The Walking Dead S02E02: Is There An Animal Doctor In The Farmhouse?! (83 comments)

So far both episodes have dealt almost exclusively with the children being in danger moving events forward and I really wish they would let the children get eaten by zombies already

 +20Posted on Oct 24th, 2011 | re: The Walking Dead S02E02: Is There An Animal Doctor In The Farmhouse?! (83 comments)

Maybe if the flashback actually served any purpose other than showcasing more Carl-face

 +8Posted on Oct 24th, 2011 | re: The Walking Dead S02E02: Is There An Animal Doctor In The Farmhouse?! (83 comments)

Seriously Dale calling him ‘T-dog’ in such a natural way is one of the worst things. Old people don’t use nicknames casually.

Anytime Sweet Dee dry-heaves is the worst(best).

“Samson and Delilah or: How I Learned to Love my Hair and also Whip it Back and Forth”

 +7Posted on Oct 17th, 2011 | re: The Walking Dead S02E01: One Child Left Behind (84 comments)

See they were praying because Jesus is the Original Zombie.

 0Posted on Oct 14th, 2011 | re: What Will Fred Durst's Catchphrase Be On His CBS Sitcom? (41 comments)

“Aw, Limp Bizkit.” – Fred Durst, lead singer of Limp Bizkit

 +2Posted on Oct 14th, 2011 | re: A Lannister Always Spays His Pets (10 comments)

I love A Game of Crows. My favorite Character is Jon Crow.