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 +31Posted on Jan 30th, 2013 | re: A Friendly Chat With Gabe And Kelly: VW's Racist Super Bowl Commercial (136 comments)

(FYI, as Huckabeast’s official spokesman, I’d like to point out that this comment is not offensive to Americans, although I can see how you’d think that grouping Americans as one giant collective bunch of “racists” could be seen as offensive, it definitely isn’t. Thanks! Don’t forget to upvote Huckabeast!

 +2Posted on Mar 9th, 2012 | re: Friday Giveaway: Being Flynn Soundtrack & Book + Bose Earbuds! (53 comments)

Me: The Tyler Huckabee Story
-A Memoir by Tyler Huckabee-
(in his own words)

 +5Posted on Nov 11th, 2011 | re: Friday Giveaway: TimbrePro Earbuds (60 comments)

I don’t know if I’ve told this story on here or not, but it’s a good story and I probably did it as my Monster alias, so.

A few years ago I was buying a Christmas tree at Menard’s and took the one I wanted up front so they could saw off a little of the bottom of the trunk. While the guy was sawing it off, he asked me, “how long will it take you to get home?”

I assumed he was worried that the tree would be, I don’t know, outside too long(?) so I said, “Not long. I don’t live far.”

“Well, can you call me when you get there?”

“Uh,” I said.

“I can help you. Just call me when you get home.”

“Uhm. Well. I’ve, like, set up a Christmas tree before.”

“I’d just feel a lot better if you called me when you got home.”

“Okay. Well, I’m not-”

And then he said, “excuse me, Sir. Were you saying something?” And he looked up and I saw his Bluetooth and I felt crazy all of a sudden so I just shouted “MERRY CHRISTMAS!”

And that is how I feel about answering calls on those earbud things.

 +3Posted on Aug 30th, 2011 | re: iTunes Has Some Great Labor Day Movie Suggestions! (56 comments)

Larry’s Crown(ing)

 +11Posted on Aug 12th, 2011 | re: Friday Giveaway: Fright Night Giorgio Brutini Footwear (35 comments)

i won’t wear them, but they’ll make a wonderful edition to my shelf of Fright Night memorabilia.

 +4Posted on Jul 29th, 2011 | re: Friday Giveaway: It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia - Seasons 1 & 2 (38 comments)

The Gang Like the Internet

 +6Posted on Jun 17th, 2011 | re: Friday Giveaway: A Bottle Of Que Cologne (46 comments)

I would want to smell like carrots, because they are healthy and that is what the ladies like.

(Dr. Birdie? Just won a contest and I need to get a date STAT.)

 +11Posted on Sep 21st, 2010 | re: Michael Jackson: The Videogame? (22 comments)

Excuse me, Mr. Franco. Refill on coffee? How’s the pie?

 +9Posted on Sep 10th, 2010 | re: The Saw 3D Trailer Vs. Baby Monkey Riding Miniature Pig (38 comments)

That’ll do.

At least no Americans will see this.

 +20Posted on Jun 21st, 2010 | re: Amanda Bynes Has Retired From "Acting" (68 comments)

On the plus side, the stock on my Amanda Bynes collective memorabilia company just EXPLODED.

Hey, What’s Up With Buffy Summers Being the Answer to All Our Problems Lately?

 +19Posted on Jun 10th, 2010 | re: January Jones Cab Ride Of Shame (28 comments)

In related news, looks like Zach Galifinakis can add another entry to his death-by-high-fiving archives.

 +4Posted on Jun 9th, 2010 | re: Hey, What's Up With Topher Grace? (52 comments)

I think I speak for us all when I say that 20 years down the road, whether Topher is still an acclaimed artist or working for a used car salesman, we will all still have just a little bit of up hope because Topher is still alive.

 +57Posted on Jun 4th, 2010 | re: Monsters' Ball: The Week's Best Comments (122 comments)

Speak for yourself, old man Gabe. On my fancy new “lap top” computer, I can sip mojitos out by the pool AND comment on VG at the same time. Motherfucking miracles in the dog days of summer. This guy knows.

 +18Posted on Jun 3rd, 2010 | re: You Can Make It Up: A Day In The Life Of Bradley Cooper (38 comments)

Someone call the tombstone etcher. “You are a pig and I am a man” is going on my headstone.