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 +5Posted on Feb 25th, 2013 | re: Dear Comedy, Just So You Know, You Are Allowed To Apologize (126 comments)

Yep, not feeling this backlash. A 9-year old up for an Oscar is so imminently impossible to hate that someone calling her a horrible swear word and expecting to be voicing the opinion of the quiet majority is a fairly decent idea for a humorous throw-away tweet.

 +13Posted on Aug 24th, 2012 | re: This Week In Movie Trailers, You Guys (34 comments)

Exactly. I think he pretty much said about as much about his experience working on “The Wicker Man”, realizing what he was doing was absurd and just going with it 100% anyway.

 0Posted on Aug 7th, 2012 | re: Breaking Bad S05E04: Mr. Hat's Got His Hat On Again (162 comments)

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 +2Posted on Aug 7th, 2012 | re: Breaking Bad S05E04: Mr. Hat's Got His Hat On Again (162 comments)

I was thinking “shark!”.

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Strange how Kelly didn’t comment on it and also glossed over the great Marie’s Confession scene and SKYLER STEALING FLYNN’S BREAKFAST.

 +5Posted on Jul 21st, 2012 | re: Monsters' Ball: The Week's Best Comments (32 comments)

It’s all true: http://videogum.com/554791/top-10-asshole-boyfriends-in-movies/top-stories/comment-page-1/#comment-9440261

We have always been at war with Eurasia?

 +2Posted on Dec 28th, 2011 | re: Favorite Movies Of 2011 (144 comments)

“Midnight in Paris” was disappointing for me, since I usually really like Allen. This just felt like the kind of movie that tries to make the viewer feels smart because they “get it”. Here’s Hemingway acting like a caricature of Hemingway, here’s Dali acting like a caricature of Dali etc.

“Carnage” and “Meloncholia” were my favorites this year, I was also pleasantly surprised by “Rise of the Planet of the Apes”.

 0Posted on Jun 30th, 2011 | re: Friday Giveaway: True Blood T-Shirt And True Blood Soda Drink (53 comments)

I’d like to drink the blood of John Malkovich, I imagine it tastes like vinegar.

Err, I mean, I am a normal, socially adjusted person and have never thought about the taste of Malkovich-blood.

 +1Posted on Jun 7th, 2011 | re: The Hunt For The Worst Movie Of All Time: Somewhere (115 comments)

I had the opposite experience. The trailer annoyed the hell out of me because it looked, to quote the first reply, “Tumblr: The Movie”.

The movie itself turned out pretty okay.

 +4Posted on Mar 29th, 2011 | re: Friends With Benefits Trailer, You Guys (74 comments)

I see your Argentinian poster and raise you the French poster:

 +12Posted on Oct 9th, 2010 | re: Monsters' Ball: The Week's Best Comments (97 comments)

I think you need to look up the difference between “taking responsibility for” and “being proud of”. Gabe made fun of a famous actor’s goofy brother, that brother dies and Gabe says: “Remember that guy I once made fun of? He passed away.” That’s literally all that post was, people here need to get over themselves.

 +7Posted on Sep 13th, 2010 | re: The Unfortunate Return Of The Hunt For The Worst Movie Of All Time (940 comments)

I am genuinely excited I’m not the first to suggest this. If The Pursuit of Happyness gets it for the ‘y’, this should get it for the parentheses.

 0Posted on Jul 16th, 2010 | re: Hey, Facebook: The Movie Trailer, THX 4 THE ADD! (Of Actual Footage!) (80 comments)

God, that stuff was inescapable over here some 5 years ago. It took people a looong time to get over the “oh god it’s a bunch of teenage girls singing songs not originally sung by a bunch of teenage girls”-gimmick.

 +8Posted on Jul 13th, 2010 | re: Oh Perfect, A Twilight Parody From The Scary Movie Dudes (44 comments)

Friedberg & Seltzer: shooting sharks in tiny, tiny barrels and missing since 2006 (TM)