im out of milk and seriously considered putting wine in my cereal this morning

one time i got in the car and my parent had set the radio to the adult alternative station and I got to hear an interview with Billy Bob Thornton about his band. Then they played a song called “bourgeoise pig”
it went:
Bourgeoise Pig, you got too big
You forgot where you came from
Bourgeoise Pig, you got too big
You better get humble and then some

And I was incredulous. But now I think I get what he meant.

a few months ago i went to an Insane Clown Posse themed party with a shirt that said “I see pee” but they didnt think that was funny so they painted my face against my will. Later that night I met a really cute girl who was hiding in a bush from the cops (there were no cops) and I got her number

um.. 103 seconds
ugh
thats just sloppy

this was a really funny writeup for what was admittedly an awesome episode