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 +23Posted on Feb 7th | re: Heaven Just Got A Little More Videogum (276 comments)

You’ll be missed.

 +3Posted on May 11th, 2012 | re: NBC Renews Parenthood For Season 4 (7 comments)

This show has really been through the ringer.. I mean it’s been on foodstamps. It’s been on welfare, but it’s never taken a handout.

 +11Posted on Apr 26th, 2012 | re: Dance Magick! (25 comments)

Basset hounds will eat anything.

 +1Posted on Mar 22nd, 2012 | re: Francis Did NOT Like The Ending Of Mass Effect 3 (38 comments)

*SPOILER ALERT* Commander Shepard goes on to die of a heart-attack over a bowl of Crunch-Berry after filming a youtube clip in his Mom’s basement.

 +3Posted on Mar 8th, 2012 | re: This Is Just A Good Song About Rick Santorum (61 comments)

I “had” Ronald Reagan once. No big deal.

 +1Posted on Mar 2nd, 2012 | re: Downton Abbey: The Gathering (27 comments)

Rex, I thought I was doing a pretty good job. =(

 +1Posted on Mar 2nd, 2012 | re: Downton Abbey: The Gathering (27 comments)

Witty Comeback. Casting Cost: Two Street Cred. Instant. If player is all tapped out play “Witty Comeback” as if it were an Interrupt. Opponent’s snarky comment is disregarded.

 +5Posted on Mar 2nd, 2012 | re: Downton Abbey: The Gathering (27 comments)

Wife Obsessed With Downton Abby; Casting Cost: Zero but must sacrifice sex for one week. Sorcery. Player may drink beer and play video games for one week while wife cries in bedroom watching Downton Abby. If wife emerges from bedroom player must sacrifice 10-25 minutes pretending to care what wife tells him about Sir. Mr. Master. So-and-so. Should season end, return “Wife Obsessed With Downton Abby” to library. Shuffle library and draw seven cards.

 +35Posted on Mar 1st, 2012 | re: Anne Hathaway Stars In The Humblebrag Diaries (66 comments)

I know the dentist who does her vagina. It’s no big deal.

 +12Posted on Feb 15th, 2012 | re: Purity Bear Is Purity Back (59 comments)

He should have just had sex with the bear.

 +3Posted on Feb 14th, 2012 | re: It's Time To Talk About Kirk Cameron's Monumental Trailer, You Guys (57 comments)

I was not prepared for the Ronald Regan scroll at the beginning… Cant’ stop crying with laughter… stomach hurts…

 0Posted on Jan 20th, 2012 | re: "My Video For Briona" (41 comments)

Swing the camera up and down rather than left to right and you have a very different scenario.

To who ever down voted me; it only makes me more erect. So, thank you! =)

People forget that Traci is 75 years old and has the mind-set of a long forgotten era.

I’m just glad we can’t see his uncle salivating behind the camera.

 +2Posted on Jun 6th, 2011 | re: The Videogum Movie Club: X-Men: First Class (110 comments)

“Gabe has a right to his opinion.” And I have a right to my opinion and to spew garbage wherever I see fit. Sorry you feel like your at (*insert random bullshit website here)I’m neither angry nor defensive. I’m calmer’n you.

 +9Posted on Jun 6th, 2011 | re: The Videogum Movie Club: X-Men: First Class (110 comments)

I also get more powerful from spite. My only weakness is youtube kitten videos.

 +6Posted on Jun 6th, 2011 | re: The Videogum Movie Club: X-Men: First Class (110 comments)

http://www.eatagreenturd.com is this way ——–>

 +10Posted on Jun 6th, 2011 | re: The Videogum Movie Club: X-Men: First Class (110 comments)

You people are all jack-off hater assholes grasping at straws for something to bitch about. This includes Queen Gabe. This movie was bad ass. What were you expecting; Othello? It’s a fucking comic-book movie. Eat a green turd. Seriously. Oh and go ahead down vote me. I’m like the god damn Hulk; the more you down vote me the more powerful I get.

 +5Posted on Apr 8th, 2011 | re: They Are Making A 3D "Fred" Movie, FINALLY (46 comments)

I have to wonder what kind of world we live in when this idiot gets a movie before Antoine Dod.

 +15Posted on Apr 6th, 2011 | re: Who Should Replace Meredith Vieira On The Today Show? (57 comments)

Poor Anne. Still not white enough to get the big girl chair.