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 +4Posted on Apr 29th, 2011 | re: Who Was Watching All This Royal Wedding? (105 comments)

all totally worth it for this moment

 +1Posted on Apr 18th, 2011 | re: What Was Nicolas Cage's Prison Nickname? (76 comments)

National Treasure!

Just kidding, they called him bitch.

 0Posted on Apr 7th, 2011 | re: The Hunt For The Worst Movie Of All Time: Perfect (52 comments)

read this again
did this

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dff-NRmXNfE

 0Posted on Apr 6th, 2011 | re: BREAKING FART NEWS: Blind Item (70 comments)

I mean pooish

 0Posted on Apr 6th, 2011 | re: BREAKING FART NEWS: Blind Item (70 comments)

AND SHE’S JEWISH?

Alley: If this dance goes perfectly I will make love to you!
Chmerkovskiy: (drop)

 +5Posted on Mar 22nd, 2011 | re: Tyra Collette IS Wonder Woman (73 comments)

I could get over the fact that this is made out of basically different kinds of plastic (maybe), but WONDER WOMAN DOES NOT WEAR PANTS; or in the case of this terrible decision – leggings from Ricky’s.

 0Posted on Mar 22nd, 2011 | re: 5 Kristen Schaal Smartphone Commericals (48 comments)

Kristen Schaal’s voice rocks me to sleep at night

 +5Posted on Mar 11th, 2011 | re: JOB OPENING: BABY MONSTER NEEDED! (73 comments)

I believe Baby Monsters are our future
Teach them well with best new party games
Show them all the upvotes they possess inside
Give them an open thread to make it easier
Let the comments and GIFs remind us how we used to be

Everybody searching for an EGOT
Monsters need a picture to caption
I never knew what was up with Topher Grace or
Who my boyfriend was or
That I, too, could be so lucky

 +6Posted on Mar 10th, 2011 | re: Glee S02E15: Sexual Inter-Force & Kids Wanna Fuck! (29 comments)

I cried every time I saw Santana’s face during “Landslide”

 +9Posted on Mar 10th, 2011 | re: Best New Party Game 48: Shut Up, Dad (133 comments)

I’ll never unfriend you, Jack.

 +1Posted on Feb 26th, 2011 | re: Question: Is Ke$ha Still And Forever The Worst? (60 comments)

But she’s lasted many on the crack

 +2Posted on Feb 24th, 2011 | re: Glee S02E14: Everyone is Aware of Alcohol (46 comments)

 0Posted on Feb 24th, 2011 | re: Glee S02E14: Everyone is Aware of Alcohol (46 comments)

nope that ex-glee coach Sandy Ryerson AKA Stephen Toblowsky AKA Ned Ryerson
see what they did with the name there

http://s3.amazonaws.com/data.tumblr.com/tumblr_lh4ny2hjEZ1qakbpho1_1280.jpg?AWSAccessKeyId=0RYTHV9YYQ4W5Q3HQMG2&Expires=1298647232&Signature=4%2Bthnmr%2FrqhDc4u77NhBXLQxyL8%3D

 +2Posted on Feb 22nd, 2011 | re: Hesher Trailer, You Guys (48 comments)

my brain read that as “You smell like The Smiths”

 +20Posted on Feb 22nd, 2011 | re: That's Your Girlfriend: This 5-Year-Old (38 comments)

 +5Posted on Feb 22nd, 2011 | re: That's Your Girlfriend: This 5-Year-Old (38 comments)

bitches get stuff done

 +3Posted on Feb 17th, 2011 | re: Let's All Just Agree To Stay Alive Forever (51 comments)

“Maum, I phound my gogglers perched on the staircase handle!? I think father fought to came back so I shant forget them.”

 +2Posted on Feb 15th, 2011 | re: Meet Today's Guest Blogger: BradOFarrell (67 comments)

Ron Livingston owes you for the best work of his career.

 +17Posted on Feb 15th, 2011 | re: Who is Arcade Fire? (107 comments)

Look, I”m sure these people have a good excuse. They probably aren’t up to date on indie music artists because they have spent the last couple years getting their masters in being fucking tools.

 0Posted on Dec 22nd, 2010 | re: The Best Viral Videos Of 2010: A Retrospective (126 comments)

The Sad Keanu meme died??????????????????

 0Posted on Nov 25th, 2010 | re: This Is How We Do It (54 comments)

this is how we blew it

 +4Posted on Nov 24th, 2010 | re: Best New Party Game 39: Holiday Movies (323 comments)

Dial M for Mistletoe

 +1Posted on Nov 24th, 2010 | re: Best New Party Game 39: Holiday Movies (323 comments)

Twelve Days of Christmas Monkeys