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 +7Posted on Jul 11th, 2013 | re: I'm Worried About The Bridge, You Guys (55 comments)

ooh is this where we can show off and talk about foreign tv shows we watch????
because I would like to mention the french show Spiral which is currently on Netflix Instant… It’s really good, and the only debilitating quirks the detectives have is being French and totally incompetent and/or corrupt!!

it’s worth a watch just to see how f-ed up the french legal system is, actually. Like did you know there’s no Witness Protection at all in France?! so just try not to witness murders in Paris, I guess?

 +3Posted on May 3rd, 2013 | re: What Is Your Most Embarrassing Celebrity Dream? (40 comments)

I had a dream a few years ago when Pavement was having their reunion tour that the drummer died and Stephen Malkmus personally stopped by my university to ask me to join the band and I was like, duh, sure.

We went shopping together for clothes for the tour with Tina Fey for some reason and we all tried on fringed leather biker outfits and looked totally great! I was so happy to have Tina Fey and Stephen Malkmus as my new best friends!

 +3Posted on Jan 21st, 2013 | re: The 57th Presidential Inauguration (4 comments)

as amazing as it was to be there in person, the whole thing was kind of ruined by this asshole who climbed a really tall tree near where I was standing and screamed “what about the babies!? what about babies’ rights!?” throughout the. entire. ceremony. seriously, fuck that guy

 0Posted on Nov 7th, 2012 | re: Barack Obama Re-Elected President Of The United States (83 comments)

Hey Virginia is the South! And North Carolina, South Carolina, Georgia, and Mississippi all voted 55 percent or less for Romney… I’m even going to go ahead and call Georgia as a swing state in 2016. Even though my county went 63 percent for Romney (yikes), I’m wildly and (probably) unrealistically optimistic about the south!

 0Posted on Oct 4th, 2012 | re: Here Are Some Afternoon Links! (13 comments)

ahhh thank you I knew something was bothering me about that photo! it’s like the men are all cyrano de bergerac and the ladies are all dangerous liaisons.

 +7Posted on Oct 3rd, 2012 | re: Moby Dick, Except In Space: The Movie Sounds Great, Actually (30 comments)

whoa. whoa. so was Boomer. what is going on?

 +1Posted on Apr 27th, 2012 | re: Fashion Shack (32 comments)

hi. i’m a south carolinian and I am ashamed of all of the above facts, but it would be nice if people didn’t automatically stereotype about everyone from my home state… also, I will personally vouch for the Fashion Shack because. IT. IS. AMAZING.

 0Posted on Jul 11th, 2011 | re: Steven Seagal Headlines Some Weird Russian Charity Concert, Obviously (16 comments)

I read about this in the NY Times
http://www.nytimes.com/2011/07/09/world/europe/09russia.html?_r=1&scp=3&sq=russia%20charity&st=cse

It was the same charity that gave the world this!!!!!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IV4IjHz2yIo

WOW what a charity! I’d like to give them all my money, if that’s possible…

 +4Posted on Jul 8th, 2011 | re: Watch NASA's 135th And Final Shuttle Launch LIVE! (30 comments)

oh my what happened to Kelly’s chopstick post??? did i hallucinate that? anyone?

uggh true Furman story: I go there currently and know some people who recorded their own version of this song…it makes Chet Haze sound like Jay-Z

wow…I am a lurker for at least three years, never commented (because: terrified I have nothing funny to say!) but I just have to say that today was my last day of classes EVER at Furman and I am in awe that one of the star monsters went to my school! It makes me wonder if there are more of us…just lurking around

 +15Posted on Oct 18th, 2010 | re: The Hunt For The Worst Movie Of All Time: Nothing But Trouble (201 comments)

wow…if you replace watching this terrible movie with watching my grandfather sing mildly racist songs while wearing his sleep apnea mask, than Gabe’s Saturday night/family vacation was eerily similar to mine…