Michael Sebastian Delucia
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Stella – Raking Leaves: “We’ll rake anything you want if the money’s right. Even the crabs out of your pubes!” Michael Ian Black is the classiest ever.
Also, this one time I saw Stella and they were signing things afterward, and I said, “Thanks for the show,” and Michael Ian Black said, “Oh, well, we do it for the money,” then I made a sad face, and he reached out earnestly and said, “And for the love! We do it for the love!” So I said, “Well, I love you, Michael Ian Black.” Then I was embarrassed and went away forever.
Hey, last week when Shane shaved his head, I decided that he looked like Gabe. Has anyone else noticed this? Have we talked about it already? Sorry if we did. I know this show has already caused us so much wasted time. I hate to add to the problem.
You’re probably right. I’ve only just started working at a job where I need to transfer buses Downtown. I suppose that’s not much worse than Oakland on any given night during rush hour. Also, I haven’t been in Oakland during rush hour in two years, and at that time, I was always working or walking home, so this claim might also be untrue.
Who needs the Kwik E Mart?
Their floors are sticky-mart.
They made Dad sick-e-mart.
Let’s hurl a brick-e-mart.
Louis CK is real– D’OH!
Have a good weekend, everybody! While you’re out ~dancin~, I’ll be stuck working on some unnamed high-profile superhero movie about a man who dresses like bats or something. No braggo.
Captain America needed more Jack McBrayer as Skinny Captain America.
What’s Valentine’s Day?
Wait, wait, wait, wait. So “in England, they’re called ‘Lorries’” is just a joke? Holy crap! My reality is shattered!
Also, I thought we put a reprieve on the use of the word “epic,” because the internet ruined it. (much like the internet ruins everything)
My dad got cat scratch fever once.
I can’t hear you from inside this TRAPPER KEEPER.
I guess nobody who reads this blog is surprised that Gwyneth Paltrow kills the human race. I had to stop watching the Glee trailer after 12 seconds because it was the worst. Hugo needs more Pokemon.
My special effects reel needs more dinosaurs blowing holes in things.
Kutcher obviously made this movie because it offered him something money can’t buy: The chance to dry-hump Anne Heche. Sign me up, you guys!
Guys, I feel like I haven’t even read videogum.com in a thousand years. It’s because I got a job and they don’t let me read pop-culture blogs on the job. How lame is that? I feel like that should be part of the job description. “Set up log-ins for customers and also read pop-culture blogs. $50/hour.” I don’t make that much money, but if I had to read pop-culture blogs as part of the job, I’d have to charge more. I don’t know why. Maybe it’s because it’s more work to do? Who knows? Oh well.
Anyway, hey, yesterday was my birthday!
Can I just comment that I love the use of the word “onus” in this post? It’s an awesome little underused word. And it sounds like “anus.”
Do I have to buckle down and get a real videogum account to go to the chat?
I feel like the BOOOing is added for effect.
This is true. http://www.godhatesat&t.gov
I like it! It makes me think that we have three rivers of chocolate here in Pittsburgh.
I don’t know, but shortly after the video returned, I was hungry for an old guy pointing up.
That kind of stung. And why was that the end of the interview? Talk about leaving on a downer.
I want to edit video of myself with video footage of Hollywood studios, too, so I can have a glamorous life.
Needs more Richard Attenborough, though.