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 +1Posted on Jan 14th, 2012 | re: This Week In Movie Trailers, You Guys (119 comments)

It’s not here because it was released a month ago or whatever, and it was already blogged in an earlier edition of “This Week in Movie Trailers, You Guys.” Also, that’s not the trailer. That’s some dork talking about the trailer. BOOOOO!

 +1Posted on Nov 23rd, 2011 | re: Duh Aficionado Magazine: There Is Gender Bias In Hollywood (46 comments)

ENHANCE

 +2Posted on Nov 5th, 2011 | re: Basically Everything About Last Night's Episode Of Conan (34 comments)

That looks like a good episode. I’m sorry that I missed it I was too busy watching Louis CK in real life in stupid Pittsburgh. D:

 0Posted on Aug 15th, 2011 | re: Batman Flying Thing Looks Silly Out Of Context (35 comments)

UGH. It’s been taking 20 minutes to go two blocks on the buses at rush hour because of rerouting and closings and stuff. It’s the worst. But I also think the worst is over. But it’s still the worst if it happens again.

 +7Posted on Aug 12th, 2011 | re: Monsters' Ball: The Week's Best Comments (52 comments)

Guys. I had a weird videogum dream the other night where Gabe was taking all commenters/Monsters/whatever on a field trip somewhere, and we were walking around on the steel girder skeleton of a building being erected in the city. And then I don’t remember anything after that. Is that a weird thing to have a dream about? Creepy? Sorry, Gabe.

 +1Posted on Aug 5th, 2011 | re: This Week In Move Trailers, You Guys (36 comments)

I like these roundups, but I don’t like that the trailers always (often) have commercials in front of them. “Here’s a commercial before your commercial.” Is there a way to only find trailers from sources that don’t have commercials?

 +13Posted on Aug 5th, 2011 | re: Monsters' Ball: The Week's Best Comments (47 comments)

Hahaha. I’m just kidding. Totes braggo! See you kids in the funny pages.

 +3Posted on Aug 4th, 2011 | re: Who Would Play Cathy In A Live-Action Cathy Movie? (93 comments)

Thanks.

 +1Posted on Jul 27th, 2011 | re: An Open Letter To The Disease Of Nostalgia (112 comments)

Are you asking that question of yourself?

Also, I love this so so so so much as well. The unchecked nostalgia running wild these days is probably the worst thing about these days. (Minus, like, earthquakes or tsunamis or guys murdering entire summer camps and stuff.)

 +2Posted on Jul 18th, 2011 | re: The Dark Knight Rises Teaser Trailer, You Guys (45 comments)

EXCUSE ME, MOVIE TRAILER, BUT I’LL DECIDE FOR MYSELF WHETHER OR NOT THIS CONCLUSION IS EPIC.

 0Posted on Jul 17th, 2011 | re: This Week In GIFs (23 comments)

I want that first one of Jack-man and Kid-man kissing on my tumblr. Did they shoot that movie with Instagram?

 +2Posted on Jul 15th, 2011 | re: This Week In Movie Trailers, You Guys (86 comments)

Isn’t it so annoying that we have to watch commercials before loading movie trailers, which are just other commercials? Commercials don’t need to be sponsored by commercials! Get with the program, The Internet.

 +11Posted on Jul 6th, 2011 | re: Ask Dr. Birdie: Get Well Soon! (27 comments)

“Dogs ain’t care” is my new motto. For life!

 +7Posted on May 27th, 2011 | re: Monsters’ Ball: The Week’s Best Comments (54 comments)

Guys, it’s also Vincent Price’s 100th birthday! PAR-TAY.

 +1Posted on May 27th, 2011 | re: I Don’t Know How She Does It Trailer, You Guys (51 comments)

She’ll always be “Carrie Bradshaw as the nurse in Flight of the Navigator” to me.

Well, never mind then. I take it back.

 +27Posted on May 23rd, 2011 | re: The Muppets Trailer, You Guys (60 comments)

I hope Jason Segel doesn’t sleep with a bunch of Muppets in an attempt to forget Amy Adams.

 +2Posted on May 21st, 2011 | re: Here Is A Picture Of Tom Hardy As Bane In The Batman (37 comments)

Here’s a fun story! A couple years ago, I was an extra in a movie called WARRIOR that’s just now getting released and stars Tom Hardy as a mixed martial arts guy in a big mma fight. So I was in the crowd at this fight, and the ADs were like, “Be excited for him!” So as Tom Hardy was making an exit (or entrance, no spoiler), he pushed past me, and I patted him on the back. He was all muscley and meaty and sweaty, and you know what? It was super gross.

 0Posted on May 19th, 2011 | re: The Hunt For The Worst Movie Of All Time: Summer Series (462 comments)

You’re alone.

 +4Posted on May 17th, 2011 | re: The Videogum Why Don't YOU Caption It? Contest: James Franco Graduation (77 comments)


Right?

 +6Posted on May 17th, 2011 | re: The Zookeeper Trailer, You Guys (73 comments)

So this is just an adaptation of the song “Kiss the Girl” from The Little Mermaid?

 +1Posted on May 17th, 2011 | re: The Hunt For The Worst Movie Of All Time: Summer Series (462 comments)

Some of us — and it could be any of us, really, of course — have an affinity for that movie because it helped pay our rent last summer by giving us jobs for a couple months. I’m not saying it was me, but I’m not NOT saying it was or wasn’t me. Again, it could have been any of us.

 +8Posted on May 17th, 2011 | re: This Is How You Sleep (24 comments)

What’s weird is that, from what I understand, Jon Hamm sleeps on a cardboard cutout of a bed.

 +10Posted on May 17th, 2011 | re: The Hunt For The Worst Movie Of All Time: Summer Series (462 comments)

It’s complicated. They explain it in the movie.

 +35Posted on May 16th, 2011 | re: The Hunt For The Worst Movie Of All Time: Summer Series (462 comments)

If you do a google search for “Takers poster,” the first hit is videogum.