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 +3Posted on Feb 24th | re: This Week In Movie Trailers, You Guys (26 comments)

SCORE for videogum.com comment 10/10. A+ would recommend and read again and Upvote forever. Please review everything, sir.

 0Posted on Feb 14th | re: Friday Giveaway: Michael Ian Black's You're Not Doing It Right (31 comments)

Stella – Raking Leaves: “We’ll rake anything you want if the money’s right. Even the crabs out of your pubes!” Michael Ian Black is the classiest ever.

Also, this one time I saw Stella and they were signing things afterward, and I said, “Thanks for the show,” and Michael Ian Black said, “Oh, well, we do it for the money,” then I made a sad face, and he reached out earnestly and said, “And for the love! We do it for the love!” So I said, “Well, I love you, Michael Ian Black.” Then I was embarrassed and went away forever.

 +3Posted on Nov 7th, 2011 | re: The Walking Dead S02E04: This SHOW Is A Discrete Feminine Product (What?) (118 comments)

Hey, last week when Shane shaved his head, I decided that he looked like Gabe. Has anyone else noticed this? Have we talked about it already? Sorry if we did. I know this show has already caused us so much wasted time. I hate to add to the problem.

 0Posted on Aug 16th, 2011 | re: Batman Flying Thing Looks Silly Out Of Context (35 comments)

You’re probably right. I’ve only just started working at a job where I need to transfer buses Downtown. I suppose that’s not much worse than Oakland on any given night during rush hour. Also, I haven’t been in Oakland during rush hour in two years, and at that time, I was always working or walking home, so this claim might also be untrue.

 +1Posted on Aug 5th, 2011 | re: Friday Giveaway: Louie: Season One (68 comments)

Who needs the Kwik E Mart?
Their floors are sticky-mart.
They made Dad sick-e-mart.
Let’s hurl a brick-e-mart.
Louis CK is real– D’OH!

 +5Posted on Aug 5th, 2011 | re: Monsters' Ball: The Week's Best Comments (47 comments)

Have a good weekend, everybody! While you’re out ~dancin~, I’ll be stuck working on some unnamed high-profile superhero movie about a man who dresses like bats or something. No braggo.

 +1Posted on Jul 25th, 2011 | re: The Videogum Movie Club: Captain America: The First Avenger (65 comments)

Captain America needed more Jack McBrayer as Skinny Captain America.

 0Posted on Jul 22nd, 2011 | re: Friday Giveaway: Blue Valentine (25 comments)

What’s Valentine’s Day?

 0Posted on Jul 19th, 2011 | re: In England They Call Stephen Colberts "Joke Thieves" (28 comments)

Wait, wait, wait, wait. So “in England, they’re called ‘Lorries’” is just a joke? Holy crap! My reality is shattered!

 +1Posted on Jul 18th, 2011 | re: The Dark Knight Rises Teaser Trailer, You Guys (45 comments)

Also, I thought we put a reprieve on the use of the word “epic,” because the internet ruined it. (much like the internet ruins everything)

 +2Posted on Jul 18th, 2011 | re: DJ KITTENZ IN DA HOUSE! (29 comments)

My dad got cat scratch fever once.

 +31Posted on Jul 18th, 2011 | re: The Hunt For The Worst Movie Of All Time: Love And Other Drugs (92 comments)

I can’t hear you from inside this TRAPPER KEEPER.

 +1Posted on Jul 15th, 2011 | re: This Week In Movie Trailers, You Guys (86 comments)

I guess nobody who reads this blog is surprised that Gwyneth Paltrow kills the human race. I had to stop watching the Glee trailer after 12 seconds because it was the worst. Hugo needs more Pokemon.

My special effects reel needs more dinosaurs blowing holes in things.

 +2Posted on Jun 27th, 2011 | re: The Hunt For The Worst Movie Of All Time: Spread (77 comments)

Kutcher obviously made this movie because it offered him something money can’t buy: The chance to dry-hump Anne Heche. Sign me up, you guys!

 +12Posted on Jun 24th, 2011 | re: Monsters’ Ball: The Week’s Best Comments (31 comments)

Guys, I feel like I haven’t even read videogum.com in a thousand years. It’s because I got a job and they don’t let me read pop-culture blogs on the job. How lame is that? I feel like that should be part of the job description. “Set up log-ins for customers and also read pop-culture blogs. $50/hour.” I don’t make that much money, but if I had to read pop-culture blogs as part of the job, I’d have to charge more. I don’t know why. Maybe it’s because it’s more work to do? Who knows? Oh well.

Anyway, hey, yesterday was my birthday!

 0Posted on Jun 17th, 2011 | re: Russian Pranks Are Honest (42 comments)

Can I just comment that I love the use of the word “onus” in this post? It’s an awesome little underused word. And it sounds like “anus.”

 +1Posted on Jun 2nd, 2011 | re: The Videogum 6-Month Performance Review (468 comments)

Do I have to buckle down and get a real videogum account to go to the chat?

 0Posted on Jun 1st, 2011 | re: Double Dream Hands! On America's Got Talent (21 comments)

I feel like the BOOOing is added for effect.

 0Posted on May 31st, 2011 | re: The Ku Klux Klan Protests The Westboro Baptist Church, OBVIOUSLY (58 comments)

This is true. http://www.godhatesat&t.gov

 +2Posted on May 31st, 2011 | re: United Stereotypes Of America (82 comments)

I like it! It makes me think that we have three rivers of chocolate here in Pittsburgh.

 +1Posted on May 26th, 2011 | re: Tips On Using The Toilet (32 comments)

I don’t know, but shortly after the video returned, I was hungry for an old guy pointing up.

 +1Posted on May 24th, 2011 | re: The Videogum "Louis C.K. Promise": Esquire Interview (18 comments)

That kind of stung. And why was that the end of the interview? Talk about leaving on a downer.

I want to edit video of myself with video footage of Hollywood studios, too, so I can have a glamorous life.

 0Posted on May 17th, 2011 | re: More, Like, Uh, Upfronts Stuff? (101 comments)

Needs more Richard Attenborough, though.