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Charlie’s Angels is untouchably perfect, so

 +23Posted on Nov 11th, 2010 | re: Duh Aficionado Magazine: Kanye West Is A Lunatic (150 comments)

“I know you’re taking a long pause to think of the perfect words to respond with, but can I just say really quick that your hair is the BEST IT HAS EVER LOOKED.”

 +3Posted on Nov 11th, 2010 | re: Duh Aficionado Magazine: Kanye West Is A Lunatic (150 comments)

This is all because DS3M and I unleashed our pain and suffering over Gabe’s malformed URLs. I guess Glee has taught none of us ANYTHING.

 +3Posted on Aug 13th, 2010 | re: Well, Ladies? Paul Rudd Or Owen Wilson? FUCKING CHOOSE! (76 comments)

In other news, Reese is lookin FOINE. Broken homes be treatin her all kindza GOOD.

 +2Posted on Jul 23rd, 2010 | re: Visual Proof Of How Fun Comic-Con Is (68 comments)

Oh, and bt-dubs: I know I’m supposed to be horrified at the ridonkness of the bag, but I have a weakness for cheap and purposeless conference tote paraphernalia. You could say I have a bag tooth? Anyway, just attended my own dorky conference (for librarians), and snatched one of the last Black Canvas Olivia (from the children’s books, of course) Bags from the mad rush of exhibit floor attendees.

I’ll show myself out.

 +13Posted on Jul 22nd, 2010 | re: Visual Proof Of How Fun Comic-Con Is (68 comments)

Dude, Gabe, seriously: that gym pass (subscription? admittance? Whatever they call those) be payin’ off! Now you even physically look like you shouldn’t be there.

“Hey guys, you might think that I’m perfect all the time, but NOT ALWAYS! Just like you!”

Proactiv must pay these peeps a LOT of dollars to talk about their herpimples.