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 +10Posted on Oct 30th, 2012 | re: Are You There, Internet, It's Me, Hurricane Blogs (89 comments)

I had a friend in the city who got a shard of metal from a construction sight in his eye during Hurricane Irene so NO ONE IS SAFE.

 +8Posted on Jul 31st, 2012 | re: The Ladies Of The View Solve It All, As Usual (44 comments)

Gaaaabe, is there something you’re trying to tell us about you and Kelly?

 +7Posted on Jul 10th, 2012 | re: Guessing The Plot Of Independence Day 2 (42 comments)

Perfect tagline. Other contender: “Welcome to Earth! ……. again!!”

 +4Posted on Jun 22nd, 2012 | re: Friday Giveaway: Seeking A Friend At The End Of The World Prize Pack (47 comments)

Edibility

 +10Posted on May 14th, 2012 | re: Mad Men: The Smog Of War (64 comments)

I don’t view Betty as being a one dimensional monster at all this episode (and season). She had my sympathy completely until she tried to use Sally as a pawn in the unwinable game of sadness chess she’s playing with the Drapers. Watching Betty carefully measure out her food in the beginning, suck in her stomach before she walked into the apartment to face Megan, that sweet scene with Henry and reading the mash note from Don (!) all made me feel for her. …Right up until she exploited Sally (who ps clearly learned from mama well based on all her cutting little comments).
The only thing that bothered/confused me this episode was the Roger/Jane dynamic. Obviously sleeping together was a mistake buuuut how was that just Roger’s fault? She could have said no? Even allowing for the fact that she probably still has feelings for him?

 +8Posted on Sep 2nd, 2011 | re: New Dialogue That Was NOT Added To The Star Wars Blu Ray (125 comments)

Clever Droid…

 +29Posted on Jan 28th, 2011 | re: Thursday Night TV Open Thread (194 comments)

The meaningful, longing glance that started this sequence reminded me of how hot Alec Baldwin continues to be. Am I right, ladies (and gentlemen who like daddy-bears?)??

 +37Posted on Jan 28th, 2011 | re: Thursday Night TV Open Thread (194 comments)

Can we all agree that the best thing about Kenneth is Kenneth lore? “…the only thing I see when I see when I look in the mirror is a white haze.”

 +6Posted on Jan 20th, 2011 | re: Willow Smith Is Our Generation's Jaden Smith (53 comments)

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I’ve been Winwooded… and I like it!!!

 +13Posted on Jan 20th, 2011 | re: Willow Smith Is Our Generation's Jaden Smith (53 comments)

Maybe it’s because one of my kindergarteners is a black girl who hates her skin color and is obsessed with Barbie, but I’m really happy to see that they’re trying to make a movie with a black, female heroine. It’s not like we have a plethora of those.
That being said, Will Smith still sounds like a nightmare of a human being who is clearly bent on exploiting his children for money he couldn’t possibly need.

 +1Posted on Dec 8th, 2010 | re: Aaron Sorkin Vs. Sarah Palin (67 comments)

Oh good, we’re talking about this. Because I’d honestly, truly like to know what “Decision Points” actually means.

 +1Posted on Nov 25th, 2010 | re: Best New Party Game 39: Holiday Movies (323 comments)

Birth of a Savior

 +10Posted on Nov 8th, 2010 | re: The Hunt For The Worst Movie Of All Time: A History Of Violence (236 comments)

May I nominate Lovely Bones? I entered Lovely Bones + worst in the search engine and came up with a surprising amount of entries, but no actual review of the film which (not surprisingly) was THE WORST. Ugh. Just ugh.

 +7Posted on Sep 29th, 2010 | re: Best New Party Game 32: Autumn Movies (250 comments)

Aw, raspberries. Beat to the punch. The brisk, brisk punch.

 +2Posted on Sep 29th, 2010 | re: Best New Party Game 32: Autumn Movies (250 comments)

Sweater Weather Man

The cast of “Jersey Shore.” Not pictured: anyone with discernible talent.

 +5Posted on Jul 20th, 2010 | re: Lindsay Lohan Goes To Jail OR: Animals Dressed For Work (137 comments)

Monday Monkey lives for the weekend, sir.

 +22Posted on Jul 20th, 2010 | re: Lindsay Lohan Goes To Jail OR: Animals Dressed For Work (137 comments)

It counts more than anything else has ever counted.

 +3Posted on Jul 16th, 2010 | re: So Just To Clarify: "From The Mind Of" Means "Garbage", Right? (137 comments)

So last night, while waiting for Inception to start, the trailer for this truly terrible move came on (ugh). As the trailer was wrapping up, the words, “from the mind of M. Night Shyamalan” flashed on the screen (ugh) and I KID YOU NOT the entire sold out audience groaned in unison. It was the most glorious thing I’ve ever witnessed.

 +9Posted on Jul 1st, 2010 | re: Mel Gibson Finally Tops "Sugar Tits" (79 comments)

This has GOT to be a bid for lowest comment of the week. Why can’t you just let Gabe be great/terrible?

 +7Posted on Jun 23rd, 2010 | re: Deadliest Catch Open Thread (55 comments)

I really enjoyed your argument. I thought it was interesting that you brought up the racial consequences of our actions. I totally agree with you, but I think most of these reality shows focus on white males being white males. How representative of ‘dangerous’ work is that? Ugh.

 0Posted on May 27th, 2010 | re: Lost S06E18: Series Finale. R.I.P. (388 comments)

Nadia is going to be piiiiiiiiiiiissed in the afterlife.

 +2Posted on May 24th, 2010 | re: Lost S06E18: Series Finale. R.I.P. (388 comments)

Happy birthday! May your next one not find you desperately seeking closure for a show you dedicated 6 years of your life to!

 +6Posted on May 24th, 2010 | re: Lost S06E18: Series Finale. R.I.P. (388 comments)

I totally thought that was creepy, too. But Rose was there, so no dice. Unless it’s just black MEN who can’t get into heaven in which case Harold Perrineau has been right this entire time (ughhh).

 +5Posted on May 13th, 2010 | re: Lost S06E16: This Show Is One Big Yin Yang Tattoo On The Bicep Of A Jerk (238 comments)

Legitimate question:
What was the deal with all that ‘you can never leave the island’ nonsense re: pre smoke monster MIB? Jacob leaves like all the time. Did I miss this explanation or can this be chalked up as another gaping plot hole.