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 +4Posted on Feb 23rd, 2011 | re: I DECLARE AN END TO "FAKE!" (68 comments)

This one.

 0Posted on Feb 3rd, 2011 | re: This Is Your Dance Of Seduction: The Moist-Maker (100 comments)

Ah he fixed it. You are welcome, Gabe.

 +8Posted on Feb 3rd, 2011 | re: This Is Your Dance Of Seduction: The Moist-Maker (100 comments)

“Your Seduced!” Ha!

 0Posted on Jan 12th, 2011 | re: Operation Watch This: My Best Friend's Birthday (22 comments)

Am I the only one who watched this and actually (mildly) enjoyed it?

Maybe “enjoy” is too strong of a word, but I didn’t hate it!

 0Posted on Jan 12th, 2011 | re: Flame Glove System Demo (46 comments)

“I love the Power Glove. It’s so bad.”

 +4Posted on Jan 12th, 2011 | re: Flame Glove System Demo (46 comments)

Wow! Great comments, you guys! Seriously top-notch material. I mean it–you’re all on fire today!

….ok, I’m leaving.

 +6Posted on Jan 10th, 2011 | re: Drunk Driving A Skyjack OR: The Perfect Crime (52 comments)

“Maybe I’m comin’ back down…maybe I’m not!”

Haha. Joe Dirt, is that you?

 0Posted on Jan 8th, 2011 | re: Who Is The Next Top Homeless Person?! (40 comments)

Upvote for being a fellow Indianapolis-monster.

 0Posted on Jan 5th, 2011 | re: The Hunt For The Worst Movie Of All Time: Sisyphus Turns 2011 (558 comments)

Demolition Man

“Well of course I’ll direct your next music video!”

 +2Posted on Dec 6th, 2010 | re: Merry Christmas From Basil Marceaux Dot Com (69 comments)

Can’t believe I didn’t make the connection before now.

 +16Posted on Dec 6th, 2010 | re: Merry Christmas From Basil Marceaux Dot Com (69 comments)

Is this a Daniel Johnston song?

Sorry.

 +1Posted on Dec 2nd, 2010 | re: The Andrew Show: A Racist Child Complains About Marmaduke (134 comments)

…I think I’m going to be sick…or at least depressed.

 +1Posted on Dec 2nd, 2010 | re: The Andrew Show: A Racist Child Complains About Marmaduke (134 comments)

I know what you mean…While I was watching the video I assumed that it had to be a joke–I figured there was no way something like this could be sincere. But then I visited the website…

I wish I could un-know about the existence of this video.

 +2Posted on Oct 28th, 2010 | re: Last Minute Face Tips For Your Face (85 comments)

I know what you mean, lawblog–I was thinking the same thing.

I’m just going to pretend this is a clip from an unaired episode of Awesome show. It’s less scary and makes more sense that way.

 +7Posted on Oct 13th, 2010 | re: Duh Aficionado Magazine: Andy Rooney Is A Big Old Fatso (55 comments)

 0Posted on Oct 6th, 2010 | re: Friday Night Lights Season 5 Trailer, You Guys (32 comments)

This is completely off-topic, but I think you monsters need to know about it:

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2010/10/06/joseph-gordonlevitts-brot_n_752346.html

 +7Posted on Sep 29th, 2010 | re: David Cross On The Countdown With Keith Olbermann (29 comments)

Seeing David Cross on television makes me feel like this:

But that might just be a side effect of the Euphorazine I’ve been taking…

 +4Posted on Sep 29th, 2010 | re: David Cross On The Countdown With Keith Olbermann (29 comments)

Come on guys–let’s take some Zanotab* so we can all get along!

*Zanotab may cause dry mouth, hair loss, an overly alert feeling, and in some cases may diminish your sex drive.

 +1Posted on Sep 22nd, 2010 | re: Super Nintendo Chalmers Open Thread (642 comments)

Monoraaaaaaail!

 +11Posted on Sep 22nd, 2010 | re: Super Nintendo Chalmers Open Thread (642 comments)

“Hit any key….hmmm….where’s the ‘any’ key. I see ‘alt’ and ‘ctrl’….but no any key!”

 +31Posted on Sep 22nd, 2010 | re: Super Nintendo Chalmers Open Thread (642 comments)

(Homer playing Lisa’s saxophone): Saxomaphone! Saxomaphone!!!!

 +9Posted on Sep 22nd, 2010 | re: Super Nintendo Chalmers Open Thread (642 comments)

Homer: Butter that bacon, boy…..now, bacon that sausage!

 +57Posted on Sep 17th, 2010 | re: Operation Watch This: Bestie x Bestie (57 comments)

Continuity error: After the question truck pulls up, Gabe removes a slip of paper from the middle slot of the truck. In the next scene the middle slot has a slip of paper in it, and the rightmost slot is empty. That totally ruined the video for me. Plus, books are awesome.

Just kidding, you guys! Books are dumb!

 +53Posted on Sep 15th, 2010 | re: The Kindle Girl Must Die (86 comments)

I snuck up behind her and grabbed her kindle. She said something about reading a kindle in the sun, and I was like, “Dude, you have no kindle!”