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 +5Posted on May 17th | re: Joe The Plumber Is Running For Congress, A Sketch Comedian (38 comments)

Well, ya know, at least Joe was friendly to that fat liberal slob. He’s gunna give him a ride! Like, that’s something. Right? Some ray of sunshine in this nightmare cesspool.

You guys, I hate everything.

this has nothing to do with chet haze anymore. but, ya know. here we are.

AGREED.

There was something John Waters said in his “This Filthy World” special (on netflix! go watch it! it is great!). Something like:

“People called the police when they watched Pink Flamingos. Who do I call when Forrest Gump starts running? I have taste too ya know!”

Yes.

 +9Posted on Apr 11th | re: The Petting Zoo: The Week's Top 10 Animal Videos (18 comments)

i love the puppy video so much but i hate the sound of children laughing because apparently i am a Disney villain.

 +9Posted on Apr 11th | re: The Petting Zoo: The Week's Top 10 Animal Videos (18 comments)

 +9Posted on Mar 30th | re: Monsters' Ball: The Week's Best Comments (62 comments)

 +2Posted on Mar 14th | re: Do Something That Terrifies You Every Never (30 comments)

my roommate told me this story about how this kid he knew in college graffitied the words “WAKE UP SHEEPLE” on a wall of the school. he kept doing it, multiple times, even after some poor janitor had to turpentine that noise away.

i didn’t even watch this video, and im not sure if the slogan “WAKE UP SHEEPLE” applies, but fuck whoever wrote that fucking graffiti.

 +10Posted on Mar 13th | re: What Is Michael Bay's New Reality Show?! (33 comments)

o wait god damnit this woulda been a better one to post…

 +8Posted on Mar 13th | re: What Is Michael Bay's New Reality Show?! (33 comments)

when you are the moon…

My issue with the news talking about the internet is the increasingly ludicrous age gap between the people reporting and what they are reporting on. That is to say, most things that happen on the internet are perpetrated by young people, and the news is filled with oldie oldersons.

A perfect example of this is the “Aqua Teen Bombings” in Boston, in which the entire city of Boston FREAKED OUT and shut down the entire subway system and highway system because someone discovered a guerrilla marketing campaign for Aqua Teen Hunger Force (essentially, they found some light brights in the shape of two villains from the show nailed onto some road signs and thought that the lights were BOMBS that were going to EXPLODE and destroy EVERYTHING WONDERFUL ABOUT BOSTON). I was watching Fox News when they reported it, and one reporter interpreted the signs as a warning form an anarchist/satanic cult. None of them were young/smart enough to a) know what the image was or b) look up the image on the internet, and realize that it was just some stupid cartoon.

tl;dr: old people report the news, young people make it; there is a disparity.

also:

never forget.

 +2Posted on Mar 2nd | re: Thursday Night TV Open Thread (84 comments)

also this GEM:

(sorry i took these pictures of the tv with my phone cause i wasnt about to not post them to facebook and tag everyone i know because LOLOLOL)

 +1Posted on Mar 2nd | re: Thursday Night TV Open Thread (84 comments)

no doy.

 +15Posted on Feb 29th | re: A Friendly Chat With Gabe And Kelly: Lindsay Lohan Is Hosting SNL (50 comments)

i fucking love amanda lepore.

 +12Posted on Feb 24th | re: This Week In GIFs! (16 comments)

i’ve been waiting to post this gif since monday!

 +21Posted on Feb 23rd | re: WARNING: The Lorax Is Trying To Indoctrinate Your Children! (55 comments)

wait, but, so, i watched a longer version of this earlier today (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RuFcWkFJZgk&feature=youtu.be) and in it one of the pundits actually advocates leaving trash in the movie theaters to…discourage people from seeing it? or something?

very adult. very responsible. very cool activism.

 +4Posted on Feb 23rd | re: Candidates Describe Themselves In One Word (78 comments)

i told this fact to my office-mate and his response was:

“it is as if birth control was giving an unpleasing performance!”

 +1Posted on Feb 14th | re: Planning Your Transformers 4 Release Party! (18 comments)

my favorite part of this article was when kelly said “Hahah, YAAAAYYY!!!”

because, NOPE. NOT YAY.

 +18Posted on Feb 14th | re: The Videogum TV Club Poll: What Do You Wanna Watch?! (159 comments)

STREET SHARKS!!!!

lol i’m hilarious.

 +12Posted on Feb 14th | re: The Videogum TV Club Poll: What Do You Wanna Watch?! (159 comments)

ugh, thank god someone else said it.

 +14Posted on Feb 10th | re: Monster's Ball: The Week's Best Comments (67 comments)

ALSO PARIS IS BURNING IS THE BEST

AND

“you’re just an overgrown ORANG OO TANG”

 +18Posted on Feb 10th | re: Monster's Ball: The Week's Best Comments (67 comments)

also:

 +10Posted on Feb 10th | re: Monster's Ball: The Week's Best Comments (67 comments)

I tried to get some RPDR clips in on last weeks Gif roundup, but thank you, yes, i agree, yes, and also, yes.

 +7Posted on Feb 10th | re: F It, We're Starting The Day With TWO Videos, No Jump (22 comments)

DOGS AINT CARE.

i just vomited all over everything ever.

 +7Posted on Feb 3rd | re: This Week In GIFs! (23 comments)

or