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 +11Posted on Mar 19th, 2012 | re: Gwyneth Paltrow Versus The New York Times Fact-Checking Department (58 comments)

Garlic Dead #Ghostmeals

 +9Posted on Jan 31st, 2012 | re: The Perfect Crime: Tweeting About Digging Up Marilyn Monroe's Grave (42 comments)

I would leave my phone at home if I went to dinner with you Gabe

 +3Posted on Jan 26th, 2012 | re: Drake Would Really Like To Play President Obama In A Movie, You Guys (62 comments)

I think he’s addicted to being in terrible moving pictures and talking about roles he almost had

 +2Posted on Jan 26th, 2012 | re: Drake Would Really Like To Play President Obama In A Movie, You Guys (62 comments)

Is a Canadian president a step up from a Kenyan president?

 +2Posted on Jan 18th, 2012 | re: Quote Of The Day: Mark Wahlberg Would Have Stopped 9/11 (94 comments)

I don’t want to bring your energy down. Go and tell my people what it’s like to control 350 lb. men who are usually carrying firearms. Motivate my losers!

PAH!

 +11Posted on Jan 17th, 2012 | re: Paula Deen Has Type 2 Diabetes, Is An Asshole (91 comments)

Shakesville is worse than Jezebel, and Jezebel is THE WORST. It’s hard to be that awful.

 +3Posted on Jan 17th, 2012 | re: Missing Person Update: Ryan Gosling Re: The Golden Globes (17 comments)

Again, he was too busy under my ball gown

 0Posted on Jan 16th, 2012 | re: The 2012 Golden Globe Awards (35 comments)

So, is Ides of March any good?

 +2Posted on Jan 15th, 2012 | re: The 2012 Golden Globes Videogum Video Pizza Party (461 comments)

She just gets regular Sex Therapy

 +2Posted on Jan 15th, 2012 | re: The 2012 Golden Globes Videogum Video Pizza Party (461 comments)

Someone call up J Hud

 0Posted on Jan 15th, 2012 | re: The 2012 Golden Globes Videogum Video Pizza Party (461 comments)

Hey there Jeremy Irons………..

 +2Posted on Jan 15th, 2012 | re: The 2012 Golden Globes Videogum Video Pizza Party (461 comments)

Ashton and Zooey look great since they filed for divorce.

 +2Posted on Jan 15th, 2012 | re: The 2012 Golden Globes Videogum Video Pizza Party (461 comments)

I love you ghost boners

 0Posted on Jan 15th, 2012 | re: The 2012 Golden Globes Videogum Video Pizza Party (461 comments)

Needs more jokes about Bronies

 +10Posted on Jan 15th, 2012 | re: The 2012 Golden Globes Videogum Video Pizza Party (461 comments)

He’s too busy under my ball gown

 +2Posted on Dec 30th, 2011 | re: The Worst People Of 2011 (61 comments)

Where’s Bret Easton Ellis? Or was this his year of waffling between the best and the worst simultaneously?

 +7Posted on Dec 30th, 2011 | re: The Worst People Of 2011 (61 comments)

*Kanye Shrugged*

 0Posted on Dec 30th, 2011 | re: The Worst People Of 2011 (61 comments)

You forgot the producers, the writers, the actors and every single person that worked on Sucker Punch

 +2Posted on Dec 13th, 2011 | re: Welcome To Goop City! (23 comments)

Does it have a public bathroom locator? One is going to need it after going on a cleanse

http://goop.com/newsletter/15/

 +1Posted on Dec 13th, 2011 | re: The Perfect Crime: Holiday Lawn Decorations Heist (35 comments)

One of my fondest Christmas memories was the annual reading of the Mickey Mouse Horse E-books

 +3Posted on Dec 13th, 2011 | re: A Look At Tony Gilroy's Draft Of The Bourne Ultimatum Screenplay (41 comments)

I would eat an omelet made out of any part of Matt Damon’s body

 +4Posted on Dec 13th, 2011 | re: Fuck Nasa, Part 16 (32 comments)

Nick Denton is going to post your naked tape with the Noxzema girl and a Miss Usa now Gabe.

Also, fuck NASA.

I don’t quite understand adults that read young adult fiction. To me it’s no better than watching Spongebob instead of Frontline. Sure, you could get yourself educated, but you choose to read/watch crap.

I’m a total snob.

 +3Posted on Nov 28th, 2011 | re: Is Mac And Cheese A Black Thing? (64 comments)

¡los macarrones y el queso es la mejor cosa del mundo entero!

 +8Posted on Nov 28th, 2011 | re: Is Mac And Cheese A Black Thing? (64 comments)

Gastropub sounds like a colonoscopy in space