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I think this is the same stage The Strokes used for the Last Night video.

I’m still hoping for the Baltimore Police Department in Space series.

Tonje… you’ve got some ‘splainin’ to do!

 +1Posted on May 19th, 2011 | re: Congratulations to Don Gorske, on Everything (48 comments)

“How in thee HELL is that man still standing?” -Good Ol’ J.R.

 +1Posted on Apr 25th, 2011 | re: R.I.P. The Paul Reiser Show (54 comments)

I watched an episode this weekend, I admit. But only because Henry Rollins appeared within the first five minutes. I had to watch the whole thing, just out of some sort of weird loyalty to an over the hill punk that I’ve been listening to for close to 15 years.

 0Posted on Apr 22nd, 2011 | re: The Greatest Speech Ever Given (45 comments)

I keep thinking this guy is this guy:

 +2Posted on Apr 22nd, 2011 | re: The Ninth Spring Jam Of 2011: Simon Van Kempen's "I'm Real" (38 comments)

Where’s Mr. Slave when you need something shoved up an ass?

 +1Posted on Apr 20th, 2011 | re: Guys, Please Stop Making Death Threats Against Rebecca Black (64 comments)

I don’t think Rebecca should worry. Her gang is always down to fight… yeah.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1GaKaGwch0U

 +9Posted on Apr 14th, 2011 | re: The Paul Reiser Show Drinking Game (44 comments)

Here’s me and my friends after the first five minutes of The Paul Reiser Show. (We were a test audience.)

 +16Posted on Apr 14th, 2011 | re: APPLE STORE DANCE TO CHECK IT OUT!! (97 comments)

I just watched a 12 year old kid do pelvic thrusts… which way to jail?

 +1Posted on Apr 9th, 2011 | re: Happy Third Birthday, Videogum! (145 comments)

Videogum is three years old? Isn’t that the “anal fixation” year? Should be some interesting posts…

 +1Posted on Apr 4th, 2011 | re: That's Your Girlfriend: Felice Cohen (87 comments)

I don’t know why I find Mans’ post so funny, but I do!

“…he still came out on stage, made two girls kiss, and then proceeded to spew drug-induced egomaniacal delusions.”

Add fecophilia and subtract about $145 from the ticket price, and you got a GG Allin show!

 0Posted on Apr 1st, 2011 | re: Julian Assange Dancing, Posted Without Commentary (51 comments)

That’s the most illegal thing I’ve ever seen.

 +1Posted on Mar 31st, 2011 | re: "Crying For America" Is Not A Good Song! (106 comments)

Microsoft Songsmith must PAY for this!

 +24Posted on Mar 29th, 2011 | re: HAPPY BIRTHDAY, AMY SEDARIS! (29 comments)

“Happy birthday, sweetie.”

 +2Posted on Mar 23rd, 2011 | re: What Should Glenn Beck Name His Cable Network? (90 comments)

Crying On Demand

Another example of the new genre of music known as Cerealcore.

 0Posted on Mar 22nd, 2011 | re: 5 Kristen Schaal Smartphone Commericals (48 comments)

Kristen is “attainable” but not “the girl next door.” I’m starting to develop a crush.

 +1Posted on Mar 22nd, 2011 | re: The Hunt For The Worst Movie Of All Time: Garden State (275 comments)

“Garden State has an 86% “fresh” rating on Rotten Tomatoes.[16]”

Also, this movie CAN’T be worse than Scrubs, can it?!

 0Posted on Mar 21st, 2011 | re: Boom Boom Boom Now Let Me Hear You Say Way-Ho! (56 comments)

First Spring Jam of 2011?

 +20Posted on Mar 17th, 2011 | re: Extra! Extra! (52 comments)

There are a few jokes that my dad would tell me growing up that, no matter how many times he said it, would always make me laugh. One was when he would make a phone call (this worked better in the days before caller ID and omnipresent cell phones) and the person on the other end would say “hello” my dad would then say “Yes, hello. Is this the person to whom I am speaking?” It STILL makes me laugh, right now in fact. Very heartily.

Another joke was, when watching a film, and in a scene with TONS of extras, my dad would say “look, that’s me right there!” Never failed to make me laugh. RIP dad. Rest in peace.

Oh wait… he’s still alive. Nevermind.

 +7Posted on Mar 15th, 2011 | re: Shatner's Raw Nerve vs. Asner's Dry Mouth (18 comments)

Apparently peanut butter is kosher!!

 +3Posted on Mar 14th, 2011 | re: Saturday Night Live Open Thread (91 comments)

According to her wiki, her second single Price Tag “remained at number-one for two exclusive weeks.” I don’t know why I find that so funny.

Not so much “dancing” as it is “general milling around” to a bad song.