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 +1Posted on Aug 14th, 2011 | re: What Should The Tagline Be For Bridget Jones Diary 3? (59 comments)

Bridget Jones Diary 3: Colin Firth needs a beach house

 0Posted on Jul 7th, 2011 | re: As Close As We Have Yet Come To A "Perfect" Internet Video (40 comments)

I’m pretty sure that if that cat were eating lasagna there would be lasagna-laced cat barf all over that trampoline.

 +2Posted on Jul 7th, 2011 | re: The Rent-A-Friend Guy Could Be Your Real Friend (13 comments)

He has 1747 friends. I guess that tape really worked.

 +4Posted on Jul 7th, 2011 | re: Hey Girls, Check Out This Chocolate Printer (18 comments)

I am deeply suspicious that a 4-minute video on a chocolate printer never showed the chocolate printer printing chocolate.

I smell hoax. A hoax that smells like delicious chocolate.

Techlology, indeed.

 -1Posted on Jun 22nd, 2011 | re: Tom Hanks Dances On Univision Weather Report And Chet Haze Reference (56 comments)

I believe you mean “Me llama thisismynightmare.”

Nice “Call Her Savage” reference!

 +1Posted on Jun 19th, 2011 | re: Best New Party Game: Describe Your Penis With A Movie (254 comments)

The Iron Giant

 +13Posted on Jun 8th, 2011 | re: More Like Snore Buyout (58 comments)

Well, see, that’s what I was thinking. The poor little old white-haired lady, who had carefully shuffled down from her 4th-floor walkup, conserving her energy as she walked gingerly, counting the steps until she got to Hercules Fancy Grocery for her weekly quart of milk and loaf of bread…and then she gets shut out by ART.

Oh, little old white-haired lady! Don’t you know that ART is more important than your shopping or, dare I say, your life?

“This is what we’re doing with our LIVES.” –Your Boyfriend, the ARTIST.

 +21Posted on Jun 8th, 2011 | re: That's Your 13-Year-Old: Katy Perry (49 comments)

Kathy Beth wears a lot of eye makeup for a 13-year-old dweeb.

 +2Posted on Jun 7th, 2011 | re: The Anthony Weiner SEXTing Press Conference Open Thread (73 comments)

Bill Clinton. Eliot Spitzer. John Edwards. Anthony Weiner.

Geez. I might actually have to stop having faith in the fundamental decency of politicians.

 +4Posted on Jun 7th, 2011 | re: The Anthony Weiner SEXTing Press Conference Open Thread (73 comments)

“I want my leaders to reflect the best version of society.”

Good luck with that.–History.

 +1Posted on Jun 6th, 2011 | re: Middle School Yearbook's Hilarious "Five Worst People" (57 comments)

“FAIL.” — First Amendment.

 0Posted on Jun 5th, 2011 | re: Operation Watch This: Out Of Sight (40 comments)

Mickey Rooney was always trying to wrestle with Judy Garland. While Mickey Rourke and Kim Basinger were always looking for an empty barn so they could put on a show.

 0Posted on Jun 5th, 2011 | re: Well, This Sasha Grey "Short Film" Is Terrible (57 comments)

If he only believes in himself, he can also ride a bike!

 0Posted on Jun 5th, 2011 | re: The Ku Klux Klan Protests The Westboro Baptist Church, OBVIOUSLY (58 comments)

I think this requires a cage-match where two men enter and NONE leave.

 0Posted on May 28th, 2011 | re: You Did That Wrong, President Obama! I Guess! (44 comments)

Ummm…isn’t it the band’s faux pas for beginning to play before the foreign dignitary finished his toast?

 0Posted on May 28th, 2011 | re: Glee Season 2 Finale Open Thread (46 comments)

How Vocal Adrenaline got to Nationals was also confusing to me.

 0Posted on May 28th, 2011 | re: Teen Korner: Justin Bieber's Perfume Commercial OZMZGZ! (41 comments)

My reaction exactly, FLW, though I didn’t put it as eloquently as you. I believe I said, “Whoa! Lady parts!”

If she’s whoever I want her to be, doesn’t that make her a high-priced call-girl?

 0Posted on Apr 23rd, 2011 | re: Mel Gibson FINALLY Breaks His Legendary Silence (17 comments)

When I patent my ingenious method for putting toothpaste back in the tube, Mel Gibson is going to have to find a new metaphor.

 +1Posted on Apr 20th, 2011 | re: HAPPY BIRTHDAY, HITLER! (54 comments)

An even better clip:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6Zpgjyn7dgk

 +1Posted on Apr 20th, 2011 | re: HAPPY BIRTHDAY, HITLER! (54 comments)

And, of course, Mel Brooks was just remaking the film by the great Ernst Lubitsch:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tu37LlKRoBY

 +11Posted on Apr 15th, 2011 | re: Thursday Night TV Open Thread (126 comments)

Next you have to watch Community, so you can change your Britta filter.

 +6Posted on Apr 15th, 2011 | re: Thursday Night TV Open Thread (126 comments)

I love that Chris can even make April’s apathetic sister smile.