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Holden Caufield has a duck fetish

 +6Posted on Jan 5th, 2012 | re: Behind Every Dale Peterson There Is A Kathy Peterson (29 comments)

Good thing she wasn’t holding a martini when she did those air quotes.

 +3Posted on Nov 28th, 2011 | re: Duh Aficionado Magazine: Charlize Theron Was NOT Bullied In School (66 comments)


 +1Posted on Nov 1st, 2011 | re: Let Me Help: Herman Cain's Non-Sexual Gesture (29 comments)

thank you baseless god

 +5Posted on Sep 13th, 2011 | re: The 10 Best TV Opening Title Sequences (157 comments)

wait up friends! when i saw this list i just ASSUMED Twin Peaks was going to be on here. Isn’t it the prettiest? Doesn’t everybody in the whole wide world subconsciously hum the theme song on the subway every morning?

I digress: Pet Star featuring Mario Lopez.

 +1Posted on Sep 2nd, 2011 | re: Friday Giveaway: Community: The Complete Second Season (96 comments)

I’d like to study spiders. To consider having more arms, more legs.

Annie Cuhlark as a girl who does singing and has dirt on her face but still bright eyes! Oh! and Paul Udesky from Jurrassic Park three as John ValJohn!

HEY! those pieces should be put back where they belong– in a museum!

 +2Posted on Jul 8th, 2011 | re: Best New Party Game 56: Antagonist Movies (117 comments)

Babies: Babies

 +10Posted on Jul 6th, 2011 | re: What Should Be The Tagline Of The Next Pirates Of The Caribbean Movie? (69 comments)

Pirates of the Caribbean: Pirates of the Carabiner
………………………………………rock climbing.

Wait hold on please! what is a cat?

 +2Posted on Jun 1st, 2011 | re: Best New Party Game 55: Movie Food Trucks (156 comments)

Cold Lunch Meat for Old Men