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“Nothing adds flavor to the scent of a room like a urine soaked rug.”– Reginald “Big” Lebowski
Jack McBrayer forever
Actually I misunderstood:
Andre (Paul Sheer)’s podcast How Did This Get Made
Jeepers. Gotta learn to read.
Andre grows breasts from eating too much soy and accidentally ends up nursing Ruxin’s son
ALSO the fact he named his fantasy team the Double-EntAndres
I am enjoying Wilfred, although I do find at least once an episode I am made to cringe by a vaguely racist remark. I think it’s weird that people think it’s ok to make fun of Asian people still.
I wonder what will happen to 30 rock. They kind of already closed the “Tracy is gone” window at the end of last season.
I would like to submit a nomination for James McAvoy to be Best Arm Extended Squinter. It seemed like everyone had a little piece of the squinting hard with arm extended action, but James McAvoy hit it up style. He could’ve used a turtleneck tho.
I’m sorry, but I thought Beast’s costume was awful. It looks like they were trying to base it off the costume for the live action Beauty and the Beast starring Sarah Connors.
on that note, I wasn’t a huge fan of how Kevin Bacon mentioned “slavery” and they cut to a shot of Darwin
Please, for the love of pancakes, will you one day do the movie Face Off. I honestly believe this film is the reason I was improperly socialized as a child and will forever live alone muttering to myself “ARGH! FACE/OFF”
“Look at this stuff, isn’t it neat? Wouldn’t you think my collection’s complete?”
Nothing has ever been more right.
“Crap to the Future”
JTorrance: RT@ JTorrance All work and no play makes Johnny a dull boy #heresjohnny (trending)
Mrs. Robinson, you’re trying to SEXT me… Aren’t you?
oh you fancy, huh?
I think my tennis game would benefit from some new bangs
Die Flaccid and a little bitter
I remember watching Jingle All the Way when it came out and thinking: My god, what a morally corrupt world we must live in to have the star of Commando running around trampling old ladies, poisoning reindeer, and breaking into his neighbors’ houses just to buy a plastic toy to act as a surrogate father for a neglected son.
I was nine. Jingle all of the way stole my childhood.
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