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 +4Posted on Jun 24th, 2013 | re: Best New Party Game: Even Worse Breaking Bad Taglines (51 comments)

Time to Clean Up This Meth
All’s Breaking that Ends Bad
Good Bye-senberg
Don’t Let the Door Hit Ya Where the Good Lord Broke Ya Bad
The Fare-Walt Tour

You will be able to demonstrate that a man can fly through testable, peer reviewed scientific evidence, not just take it on faith that a man can fly.

 +14Posted on Jan 14th, 2013 | re: "I Have The Wine" By Johnny Cash (26 comments)

“I slot a mad in Rita just to latch him dig.”

 +7Posted on Jan 9th, 2013 | re: Zooey Deschanel Finally Breaks Her Legendary Silence On Her Name (17 comments)

What about did anyone ask Zooey to explain Emily Deschanel’s name? Is her last name also French? Call that journalism?

 +2Posted on Dec 8th, 2012 | re: This Week In Movie Trailers, You Guys (46 comments)

The Angry Video Game Nerd Movie. From the director of The Innocence of Muslims

 +4Posted on Nov 8th, 2012 | re: Looking Good, David Arquette! (18 comments)

Sean Connery tweeted this entire movie:

 +7Posted on Oct 29th, 2012 | re: Stay Safe Out There, Please, For Real Though (22 comments)

Be safe, guys. Also, can we get a Park Slope Edible Arrangements update?

 +4Posted on Oct 22nd, 2012 | re: Why James Franco Was Not In The Master (22 comments)

I’m probably among the VERY few who wasn’t wondering why JaFra wasn’t in The Master, but now it’s ALL I can think about. I’m just glad Joaquin was enough of a scaredy cat.

To tha window. To tha wall.

 +4Posted on Oct 16th, 2012 | re: Fire Soccer Actually Does Seem More Fun (26 comments)

This is your Fire Soccer Squad:

 +10Posted on Oct 10th, 2012 | re: This Is Just Some Very Good Advice (15 comments)

When life gives you sand, you smile and ask for more sand, buster.

 +9Posted on Oct 9th, 2012 | re: David Blaine: Electrified: One Million Questions Always What? (45 comments)

More electricity.

 +1Posted on Oct 9th, 2012 | re: David Blaine: Electrified: One Million Questions Always What? (45 comments)

 +1Posted on Oct 9th, 2012 | re: ABC: Always Be Continuing-To-Sell-After-Someone-Faints (10 comments)

First prize is a tablet for kids.
Second prize, a set of steak knives.
Third prize is you lose consciousness before an indifferent world.

 +6Posted on Sep 24th, 2012 | re: The Videogum Movie Club: The Master (64 comments)

To tha windoooooow! To tha wall!

Two phrases PTA must have in his permanent clipboard while screenwriting:
Dialogue: “Say it again.”
Action: [Male character] slaps [male character] a lot.

Great movie. That prison freakout was a really good prison freakout.