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My favorite Tom Cruise movie is obviously all of them. Even Jack Reacher. Especially Jack Reacher.
That’s stupid. No one would be able to make mistakes on either end of the timeline ever, it would be so hard to coordinate.
Here’s what I want to know, how can you be LATE to time travel. Wouldn’t the machine be set for a certain time? So no matter what time he got in he’d still be sent to the same exact time? Also, what if there’s a lot of traffic and the looper is late getting there or he gets into a hover bike accident and the guy gets sent back to an empty field? Seems kind of hard to coordinate.
The first sequence w/o the cheesecloth and the second sequence without the cheesecloth are the same sequence from different perspectives. The intermediary sequence is Bruce Willis’ life up to that point where the loop went as it was supposed to. His older version shows up, he shoots him, he turns into Bruce Willis, lives life as Bruce Willis and then goes back to fuck things up. No it doesn’t make sense since the loop is supposed to be closed and it already closed once and should be cycling in a circle through time forever with young Joe killing old Joe and growing up to be old Joe to be sent back and killed by young Joe over and over again, but if it didnt do that we wouldnt have a movie.
well fuck you you’re wrong regardless of what it is even if you agree with me because everyone is wrong about everything ever because we’re all morons!!!!!
i’m not going to write any more words on this but just know that i have a strong opinion one way or another!!!!!
Hide yo wife, hide yo chips
Honestly this pic could be captioned “How I Know Tom Cruise IS Gay,” and it would still make sense as a pic.
Mine would be “How to Lose an Audience in 10 Seconds.”
Dan Brown sucks!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
“Lebowski, more like Lil Bow Wowski!” – Donnie
The worst part of the video is you can hear someone behind the camera say “That’s a good answer. Good answer,” after Bachmann’s fuckin’ terrible answer.
They’re actually asking him to learn what he’s talking about before he talks about it and not jump to hasty statements without the facts, which is what Ashton is claiming happened, that he somehow did not know about all these child rapin allegations and he thought they had fired Joe Paterno for no reason.
NOOOOOOOOOOO! NOOOOOOOOOOOOO! NO! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Well, they could have a lengthy monologue where they discuss the things they miss about their old lives and one of them could be Bing… That could work. And then it would flash back to them Binging things and then there’s the reveal that one of the characters Binged “How to start a zombie outbreak” and you won’t know who it was until the end of the season!
Almost bought it but then realized that everyone who didn’t also buy it would think I was a loser and I would only be able to socialize with other people who had also bought the jacket like a really cool, stylin version of the untouchable caste.
Would have been better if you had a picture of Victor Hugo, the author of the novel Les Miserables, which is commonly shortened to Les Mis or Les Miz, which The Miz might assume would be how you would say his name in France.
That’s called acting… He’s so good at acting that he can make his eyes dead. Cuz the character was sposed to like that, ya dig? Goose rocks!!!!!
Insane in the MemDane
No offense to This American Life, but you know what I wish they would start optioning? Scripts.
These matches are the best matches money can buy, unless you’re a jew! I’m not saying that a jew could buy a better match, I’m just saying I don’t sell my matches to jews, to like, light their menorahs or whatever. Fuck em.
Ironic that she is a matchmaker. She should be locking women in towers, not helping them find their prince.
that one book, you know… all of them
Dexter’s is pretty good too.
Yes it has a very nice cannon, better then any pirate ship.